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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Logue countered that the unicorns have engaged in a number of community-focused projects in Westcliffe, from local recycling efforts to providing local handy work to starting a community garden.
You fucked up recycling, you built a rock wall that is a liabilty, and I'd love to see the evidence that you started a community garden. Penny, you're a bad joke.
 
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Going through their twitter accounts makes me wonder what the fuck happened to leftists, America, and lefists in America. Were we always this retarded? That can't be it, because we've had people like Cesar Chavez, Woodie Guthrie, Upton Sinclair etc. So how did we go from Malcom X to these twitter grifters e-begging. What happened??? Is it social media? (((Them)))? SJWs? Breadtube? Lack of religion? One of those socialist gun clubs ran out of money because they were helping the tranch. How do they expect to get anything thing done if all they do is complain, look at porn, and alienate people. This is beyond mind boggling. I just can't wrap my head around how this even is a thing.

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They've always been this stupid, but they started from a relatively sane ideological place, and it takes time and engagement to develop their level of stupid, based off the whole woke one-up game they play. They've been in a decaying orbit for decades, but it took time for them to chip away at the foundations of anything viable when the acceptable level of woke had to slowly propagate around the country.

Social media changed that, allowing them to echo chamber at the speed of light, and allowing those most willing to push the boundaries to be rapidly elevated in reach and position. They went from chipping away at the foundation to chucking antimatter at it as fast as they could tweet. Infinite information speed has been their downfall.
 
I've said this before but I've always seen the farms as going the day of the dead route and null moves the servers into an underground bunker in a missile silo for us to continue our sacred work. Though I can see that loudspeaker thing working, like the opening to day, only instead of "hello!? Is anyone there?!" we're shouting "troons are not real women! "


Anyways enough planning for a post collapse existence this thread is for laughing at the troon ranch and their alpacas with browstreaks in their wool

Even if the kiwiclave acquires a GECK I think the tranch is beyond it’s capabilities
 
Going through their twitter accounts makes me wonder what the fuck happened to leftists, America, and lefists in America.
The entire American left is a creation of the CIA. Even going as far back as the 60s, leftist counterculture was compromised by intelligence assets. What happened to leftists is what was planned for them from the start by their glow in the dark shepherds.
 
I don't know. It makes more sense that the USSR/Russia would do it since they benefit the most from America being dysfunctional, but I'll stop here I don't want to derail the thread anymore.
They did place fifth column agitators in the West during the Cold War and a lot of the BS you see these days is still an ideological dead-hand left by them, but the "dysfunction" you see these days benefits the establishment. These people are not hardened militants, they're devout consoomers. Their combined activity are doing more to keep Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, etc in business than actually threatening any power structure.
 
Back to the news peice. I find that's the most unbiased piece on the thread so far. They bothered to ask the Sheriff about their opinion on it, and she isn't buying their shit. Sheriffs in rural areas (typically) are a good litmus test for the attitude of the community around them. It's only a matter of time until the troons end up alone and isolated from the Zerg Rush of Nazi Earls storming their home like Verdun
 
Back to the news peice. I find that's the most unbiased piece on the thread so far. They bothered to ask the Sheriff about their opinion on it, and she isn't buying their shit. Sheriffs in rural areas (typically) are a good litmus test for the attitude of the community around them. It's only a matter of time until the troons end up alone and isolated from the Zerg Rush of Nazi Earls storming their home like Verdun
Just imagining them burning the troons out of the tranch with brands and pitchforks like fucking Frankenstein.
 
Just imagining them burning the troons out of the tranch with brands and pitchforks like fucking Frankenstein.
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Kinda like this?
 
I bet you could get the latter three of those all at once with a catapult or trebuchet and some good mathematics.
Personally I think an oubliette would make the perfect thing. As at least then they'd have time to contemplate why they're there, and potentially see reason. Not that they would, I suppose, but a man can dream.
 
I don't know. It makes more sense that the USSR/Russia would do it since they benefit the most from America being dysfunctional, but I'll stop here I don't want to derail the thread anymore.

The left were always a bunch of grifting minstrels. Look at Al Sharpton's history. Jesse Jackson speaks for himself. All of these 'radicals' are at best controlled opposition.

@UVB-76 nailed it, but let me give you a more solid example. Look at the response to the LARPers on Jan 6 vs. The BLM riots over the summer. Most states where BLM was wildin' out had lock-down orders in effect - the police could have shut down the protests before they even started by invoking the sacrosanct Black Coof protocols, but didn't. They are burning buildings, beating people, killing them in some cases. One of the the Senate office buildings' ground floor was occupied during the Kavanaugh hearings. The national mall is occupied and someone tries to burn down a church. Tepid responses, only ones the national media carries are democrats fellating the right to protest. No one in government worries even as cities burn, because it is all controlled opposition.

January 6, you have a bunch of dumb LARPers go into the capital, stick to only the publicly accessible spaces, and now democracy is under attack and how dare they gather in such numbers during a public health crisis. The reason why the people in power were terrified by those morons is because they didn't control them.
 
I know someone on this thread replied, but the echo chamber of “they can do nothing wrong” is too strong to show that they’re abusing the animals
I think the very fact that they just tossed the alpacas' food onto the floor in one of the pictures taken (with one individual alpaca lying on top of the hay) shows that they don't know what they're doing. It also doesn't help that they've packed most of the alpacas into a single ramshackle building, with no regard to how much space they'd need. While such don't prove physical abuse, they do show that the men of the tranch are more concerned with their personal pride than actually caring for the beasts they own.
 
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