You must spend a full minute riding in an elevator with either a radicalized BLM hood nigger or wild alpha chimp. Which One?

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You are either White or Asian.

You can pick the racist and radicalized BLM ghetto nigger that's packing heat.

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A male alpha chimp, 100% wild coming straight from The Congo. He's the leader of a large troop, and a ball of pure muscle and teeth at 154 pounds. Keep in mind the chimp is not racist as chimps likely see all humans as being the same.

Which do you pick?
 
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Mr. Bung said:
You are either White or Asian.

You can pick the racist and radicalized BLM ghetto nigger that's packing heat.

Or...

A male alpha chimp, 100% wild coming straight from The Congo. He's the leader of a large troop, and a ball of pure muscle and teeth at 154 pounds. Keep in mind the chimp is not racist as chimps likely see all humans as being the same.

Which do you pick?
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The Yellow Sneedist.
 
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Let’s be real, if a black guy is in an elevator for a whole minute it means he has a desk job, is overweight, middle class, and middle aged. Its not the 1930s anymore we don’t have those elevator operators anymore gramps. It’s ok OP, Stanley isn’t going to shank you because he laughed at you once and drank from the same water fountain.
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Out Bob said:
I'm not a killer and I rather not hurt living objects, but if I have to choose, I will rather be with the black person. This site doesn't give a fuck about black-on-black crime unless they can use it as gotcha. However, even with my knowagale of monkeys and apes, I still have less likely chance to live due to basic raw strength of a "alpha" chimp.
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The chimp would wreck 99.99% of people.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
blm dude every time, cause if push comes to shove, i have a decent chance at beating him.
the chimp on the other hand? if he decides to fight, you're fucking dead, no chance of winning, not even close, you're getting brutalized.
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Jaimie pull up that video of the guy who got his face ripped off by a chimp in an elevator.
 
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I mean, the nigger probably likes DBZ so I'd bring it up and let him sperg. Failing that, hope the ricochet gets him because the dumb nigger's probably packing FMJ's.
 
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By wild alpha chimp...you mean an actual monke pack leader right? Because i think i can deal with that, just toss em a tomato or something
 
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Well they both fling poo, but I'm choosing the BLM Nigger. However honestly, I'm only good at faking it for about 3 floors. I will just keep my head down and hum a George Jones tune..
 
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You guys know that you can interact with black people all the time and they don't usually murder you randomly, right?
 
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The alpha chimp every time.

Reasoning: The nigger will always want to kill red, white, and yellow, man. BLM-niggers exists to hurt and attach people and don't care who they are because the nigger paranoically believes that everything 'be da white devil' trying to hurt them, so they should attach first. The alpha chimp does not speak English, or Niggerlish, and must rely on body language to determinate who is a threat and who is benign in the environment. I will have much better chances of not intimidating an alpha chimp then a BLM-nigger.
 
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