Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%

  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%

  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%

  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%

  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%
  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Anne Hyroe said:
She should move in to Ashley Isaacs’ nursing home, vying to be the saddest, spoopiest and yet most invincible of all. The tranny cows all seem to be having crossovers, it must be time for the munchies.
Click to expand...
From your mouth to TLC's ear. Whoever grabbed the Slatons should keep on taking notes.
 
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, blue gopher snakes, janekop and 10 others
God when I read about her pulling a nerve out of her leg it remind me of a urban leyendo. The difference it's that the person in the urban leyendo did by accident unlike Kelly. Also it wouldn't surprise that once she's let out of the hospital she has an accident with the stairs where she lives. To sad nowayds unless they're really bad you can't force someone into a mental psych ward
 
  • Autistic
Reactions: Little Dark Age, Mountain Dew and Thomas Eugene Paris
Skip this post if you hate medfagging.
Hair and Nails said:
Not like they have any other viable non-invasive injection methods. Although, I’d love to see a sternal IO next if she finds a way to fuck up the epidural. Her arms veins are almost certainly worse than a junkie’s. The thread had been going back and forth about the scalp IV, and I think the epidural has shown that the doc is tracking whatever dumb shit she previously did with her IVs. She should be glad she is in such an accommodating western medical system that will still give her fluids and painkillers by any means possible, after everything she has (literally) tried to pull. And they are being smart about it too. A more compliant patient with her sort of IV complications would have just gotten a PICC line already: They know that she’d just sabotage that in some suitably dramatic way.
Click to expand...
Epidural would be a fairly standard pain management method for major surgery such as this. They likely gave her one just before they knocked her out for surgery too - spinal anesthetics are surprisingly versatile and do a fairly good job at blocking pain signals. Additional benefits of a post-operative epidural is that it also prevents movement so she can't lift up her legs to admire them or try to friction burn them beneath the dressings for the six hours or so that it's working. Hard to tell when she might have had this one.
SpaceAce said:
That hashtag though, I think someone has been typing while enjoying her pain meds! I'm interested to see what she comes up with for her "horrific surgery story". I'm kind of hoping it will be something more interesting than "I woke up during surgery" or some equivalent. Kelly comes up with some pretty whacky lines sometimes, so here's hoping it's more along the lines of "The doctors left me in the room with my own severed legs for three hours" or something.
Either way, brace yourself for the deluge of "The surgeons said I was the bestest, most fascinating amputee they've ever see and the best medical scientists in the world are going to study my severed legs to find out why I had the rarest, most un-bechts like case of bechts EVER!"
For those of you who are new to all this, she riddles her fake med docs with language like that and it's pretttty hilarious.
Click to expand...
That hashtag made me groan. Well, r/IF will be devastated to find out that it didn't take a bilateral AKA for her to change her ways. She's loving every conscious minute of this. If she goes down the route of anesthetic awareness like we're guessing it's important to understand that outright consciousness during generals are extremely rare. What's more likely is that the patient has a vague, dream-like recollection of being in surgery, whether this is voices or tool sounds or even a dreamy visual "recollection" that they obviously did not see with their eyes taped shut. What's even more likely is that this happens more than it's recorded because even if you are aware the drugs mess with your brain's memory-forming ability anyways (and to be extra sure they can give a one-off of midazolam if there is patient movement/increasing entropy measurements because midazolam wrecks the memory making process). If she's still septic and her blood pressure was already a bit low plus the normal decrease of bp during surgery then they might have been slightly lighter on the sleepy gases but if she does pick this as her traumatic story then I will laugh because if there's even a modicum of truth to it then she will milk it to its full extent.
I've been thinking all day about the poor pathologist who is gonna have to write a report on not one but two of these specimens. Regards to the surgical and rehab teams by all means but this poor path lab dude likely won't have got a warning about the two legs with necrotic windows landing on his desk. I hope they got cremated quick and she didn't get to see them. I also hope we get to see them on fig1 but I doubt it (despite being a user I never got to find the infamous posts that we determined had to be from her team) but I actually think Kelly might make a good case report published somewhere prestigious in the coming months. Unfortunately I think you'd have to get her consent for that though and I can't imagine they think it would be good for her to know she's getting that sort of attention. I can see it in a vascular/surgical journal or even a psych one but that'll be the limits of her being "studied for behcets".
Mannibal said:
Is there a video of her messing with something white and stringy in her leg? I think it might have been a tendon. It wasn't semi-transparent like this nerve is, much closer to a solid paper/bone white color.
Click to expand...
It's a photo, don't waste your time looking for a noodle nerve video because there isn't one. I've never been truly convinced that it's a nerve. I saw one person claiming to be a surgical nurse or something on reddit say that it maybe looked like a lymph duct and I think it's more likely to be this than a nerve but I'm not 100% sure either way, and that poster had no challenges. The consensus seems to be that it is a nerve but I think it was Kelly who called it a nerve first ergo the rest of us are calling it a nerve. If you zoom in on the photograph you can see a small branch coming off the side and going back into the tissue, it's tiny and hard to miss but this is another aspect making me uncertain of what it could be because if something was pulled out how can it be intact and in place at the top? It didn't seem like a tendon to me either, it seems much more fluid and thin than a tendon would be.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Wine em Dine em 69 em, Obese Equine, Ya Boi Skinny B.F. and 37 others
Sparkling Cow said:
There is a photo of a white translusent thingy that she took out of her leg . It supossed to be a nerve I guess. Even tho is not as graphic as the pictures and videos kelly used to post, this one made me feel sick of my stomach. Just imagining her pulling that thing out of her leg... uggh

Here is the post of the picture:
Click to expand...
So I'm a little confused on what point you're making here, because my reply was in reference to this picture, and having it mixed up with a different video. I even compared what I was remembering to the nerve shown here, saying they weren't the same. Someone told me I was misinformed and the video I was thinking of was from someone else, though.

Honestly her description squeaks me out more than the actual image. Like a guitar string :cryblood:
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Clockwork_PurBle, Allakazam223 and 2 others
Her current doctor is- potentially -aware of this thread. The more recaps and new info and the less "I'm-triggered" sperging the better in my opinion. The recaps and collections of past bullshit are great and seem to help new readers a lot.

Every profile update she makes that we archive, I suspect the medical staff can read here. They may lose interest in checking if enough non-BP posters insist on telling us how gross it is and how they knew someone who picked their scabs once who had (insert mental illness here).
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: merrybrandybuck, Thunderous Lightning, beets4borshenko and 116 others
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Agent Abe Caprine, spiritofamermaid, Kikomi and 30 others
  • Informative
Reactions: From The Uncanny Valley, KiwiFuzz and ConSluttant
Reddit Refugee said:
Skip this post if you hate medfagging.

Epidural would be a fairly standard pain management method for major surgery such as this. They likely gave her one just before they knocked her out for surgery too - spinal anesthetics are surprisingly versatile and do a fairly good job at blocking pain signals. Additional benefits of a post-operative epidural is that it also prevents movement so she can't lift up her legs to admire them or try to friction burn them beneath the dressings for the six hours or so that it's working. Hard to tell when she might have had this one.

That hashtag made me groan. Well, r/IF will be devastated to find out that it didn't take a bilateral AKA for her to change her ways. She's loving every conscious minute of this. If she goes down the route of anesthetic awareness like we're guessing it's important to understand that outright consciousness during generals are extremely rare. What's more likely is that the patient has a vague, dream-like recollection of being in surgery, whether this is voices or tool sounds or even a dreamy visual "recollection" that they obviously did not see with their eyes taped shut. What's even more likely is that this happens more than it's recorded because even if you are aware the drugs mess with your brain's memory-forming ability anyways (and to be extra sure they can give a one-off of midazolam if there is patient movement/increasing entropy measurements because midazolam wrecks the memory making process). If she's still septic and her blood pressure was already a bit low plus the normal decrease of bp during surgery then they might have been slightly lighter on the sleepy gases but if she does pick this as her traumatic story then I will laugh because if there's even a modicum of truth to it then she will milk it to its full extent.
I've been thinking all day about the poor pathologist who is gonna have to write a report on not one but two of these specimens. Regards to the surgical and rehab teams by all means but this poor path lab dude likely won't have got a warning about the two legs with necrotic windows landing on his desk. I hope they got cremated quick and she didn't get to see them. I also hope we get to see them on fig1 but I doubt it (despite being a user I never got to find the infamous posts that we determined had to be from her team) but I actually think Kelly might make a good case report published somewhere prestigious in the coming months. Unfortunately I think you'd have to get her consent for that though and I can't imagine they think it would be good for her to know she's getting that sort of attention. I can see it in a vascular/surgical journal or even a psych one but that'll be the limits of her being "studied for behcets".

It's a photo, don't waste your time looking for a noodle nerve video because there isn't one. I've never been truly convinced that it's a nerve. I saw one person claiming to be a surgical nurse or something on reddit say that it maybe looked like a lymph duct and I think it's more likely to be this than a nerve but I'm not 100% sure either way, and that poster had no challenges. The consensus seems to be that it is a nerve but I think it was Kelly who called it a nerve first ergo the rest of us are calling it a nerve. If you zoom in on the photograph you can see a small branch coming off the side and going back into the tissue, it's tiny and hard to miss but this is another aspect making me uncertain of what it could be because if something was pulled out how can it be intact and in place at the top? It didn't seem like a tendon to me either, it seems much more fluid and thin than a tendon would be.
Click to expand...
Not to sperg too hard about the bolded, but the pathologist (as in, a physician) doesn't usually see the actual gross (in all ways) specimen, unless they've been requested to do intraoperative consultation, which is unlikely with this type of procedure. Usually, an amputation is a "gross only" procedure, meaning the specimen or specimens are sent to the path lab, where a pathologist's assistant will examine them and record his or her observations. No tissue is processed or made into slides, as the diagnosis is already made and there's no suspicion of cancer or another disease process that could be life threatening even after the affected tissue is removed. The wounds were cultured in the microbiology lab while the legs were still attached. It's possible, depending on the hospital and available lab facilities, that after the legs were amputated and a gross examination done, a few slides were made for routine H & E staining, but not all facilities do H & E on everything, and I'd imagine that in the Canadian health system, processing and staining tissue from this kind of operation isn't worth the cost. I have worked in labs where everything, from tumors to traumatic amputations, got at least one H & E slide, and others in which stuff like this, with a confirmed diagnosis, is considered gross-only. The pathologist would only be called if something truly unexpected was noticed on gross. Even in cases where further analysis is needed for diagnosis, the doctor almost never sees the tissue, only slides.

You should send your thoughts and prayers to the pathologist's assistant and the histotechs, who were probably brought the legs in a giant BIOHAZARD trash bag. The path assistant is responsible for unwrapping them, describing them, and then using a bone saw to chop them into manageable pieces. Each chunk is dissected anatomically and examined visually for any signs that contradict the expected diagnosis. The dissection will stink up the entire lab for the rest of the day.

After the gross examination, the leg hunks will be rewrapped in plastic biohazard wrapping, and discarded. The retention time for the tissue varies by facility and available storage space, but it's at least 7 days in most labs. Imagine those legs, chopped up into hunks and festering in a fridge all week. Someone in the lab will have to go through all of the specimens at the end of the week and dispose of them, making sure that no valuable tissue is accidentally discarded. In my lab, this means someone stands over the sink with a strainer, pouring the tissue through and poking through it before it goes to the incinerator.

The path lab is really where all the behind the scenes magic happens, and the people down there often go unnoticed and unappreciated.

Edited to say that I hope the OR had the common courtesy to hand deliver the specimens to the lab. Most hospitals have a pneumatic tube system for transporting small specimens across departments without having to constantly send runners back and forth, but stuff like AKAs are too big to fit. The containers are bullet shaped, about a foot long and 8 inches in diameter, and sometimes the OR people are dicks and try to cram stuff in there that's way too big, or they don't bother to close the container properly and it leaks everywhere. I've seen an entire gangrenous foot just stuffed into one, leaking and oozing everywhere, as well as a lightbulb that had been removed from someone's ass and sent without being bagged. Generally, there's some tension between the OR nurses and the pathology lab, because the nurses think the path gang are a bunch of freaky nerds and the lab folks think the nurses are self-important and unappreciative. Nothing says contempt like not bagging the slimy lightbulb you just harvested from some guy's asshole before you send it to the lab.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Horrifying
Reactions: cromit, beets4borshenko, Trash Neko and 154 others
ConSluttant said:
WHO LOST THEIR EYES??? OMG WTF???
Click to expand...
I think that description’s a bit misleading though it’s still a mental story. They’re referring to Amy Carlson / Mother God of Love has Won cult I think. She was found dead this week without eyes and wrapped in fairy lights, though I think the missing eyes were post-mortem rather than while she was living. She’s kinda the opposite of a munchie; she had a ton of legitimate health issues (albeit some alcohol related) that she refused any practical medical help with. 7 people have been arrested in relation to how her body was found so no doubt there’s more horror to come.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Kazuichi Souda, Ya Boi Skinny B.F., spiritofamermaid and 41 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back