Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Carnavoyeur]

She is already setting it up....unbelievable.

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Just got my legs amputated, and that's not even the horrifying part! Kelly Ronahan, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Looks like they took half her thighs.
And what story could she have? No doubt she was knocked out.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Just got my legs amputated, and that's not even the horrifying part! Kelly Ronahan, ladies and gentlemen.

It just goes to show you how she prioritizes events in her life...unfuckingbelievable.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Looks like they took half her thighs.
And what story could she have? No doubt she was knocked out.

Whatever story she wants to tell...

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Amputation can be an incredibly traumatizing event. For people who were in accidents or suffered from sudden illnesses, waking up and their legs are gone? Their dominant hand is missing? Fucking horrifying. For Kelly? Nah fam we all saw you digging nerves out of your legs on camera for attention. The only people traumatized in this whole thing are her reluctant family and the medical team who are forced to deal with her BPD bullshit.

 

[SpaceAce]

Don't forget DID. Yes, she claims she was diagnosed with DID (I think around 2012) and she has episodes of 15mins to a couple of hours where she regresses to a 6-8yo child state and has to be taken care of, etc.

Kelly doesn't have excoriation disorder or dermatillomania. The picking is the behviour that has gotten her the most attention and that produced some sort of obscure diagnosis. Before that, she claimed 5 million other things (some with more success than others, depending on how diligent she was with creating the symptoms) and she never picked at her skin.

The self harm for attention is the one constant. Before the picking, it was the blood letting (who knows how she did that, I'm willing to bet she had several ways), before that she claimed she was abused, was prostituting herself or was being forced to do it (personally, I believe she did this also for attention, she lived in a women's facility and she was going out at night to meet Johns? Lmao, no.) and before that she actually did cut herself... You can see the scars on her arms and she has admitted to it.

She is not crazy or unstable. Her brand of insanity is very lucid and deliberate. She knows what she's doing and will never admit to it.

AH! I did forget the DID!
I think I also forgot to mention that it means she has a cat that has seizures that baffle the vet, just like his owner! How cute, right?
Thankfully she hasn't returned to doing that again yet.

Oh and:
An inactive thyroid, dystonia, ulcers, has been held hostage and beaten, had her medical records "hacked" from the hospital and been "keylogged" (to explain why so many baiting posts on lolcow came from her phone),

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Oh thank god an actual update to break up all the posts with the content equivalent of "I knew a Kelly once and she read a book, therefore this Kelly got the idea to cut off her legs from a book!"

That hashtag though, I think someone has been typing while enjoying her pain meds! I'm interested to see what she comes up with for her "horrific surgery story". I'm kind of hoping it will be something more interesting than "I woke up during surgery" or some equivalent. Kelly comes up with some pretty whacky lines sometimes, so here's hoping it's more along the lines of "The doctors left me in the room with my own severed legs for three hours" or something.
Either way, brace yourself for the deluge of "The surgeons said I was the bestest, most fascinating amputee they've ever see and the best medical scientists in the world are going to study my severed legs to find out why I had the rarest, most un-bechts like case of bechts EVER!"
For those of you who are new to all this, she riddles her fake med docs with language like that and it's pretttty hilarious.

 

[lottalove]

Just got my legs amputated, and that's not even the horrifying part! Kelly Ronahan, ladies and gentlemen.

It's funny how much enthusiasm is in her announcement.
She savours the next chapter of all the attention.
It's her power to create it, it's under her control, she invents and orchestrates it.
Look, everybody, nobody has gone to this extreme! Look what happened to me!
And the constant selfmutilation is all that happens in her life.
She's the queen of her world and she is able to manipulate not only nature (her body) but also everybody around her.
Total success!

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

It's funny how much enthusiasm is in her announcement.
She savours the next chapter of all the attention.
It's her power to create it, it's under her control, she invents and orchestrates it.
Look, everybody, nobody has gone to this extreme! Look what happened to me!
And the constant selfmutilation is all that happens in her life.
She's the queen of her world and she is able to manipulate not only nature (her body) but also everybody around her.
Total success!

An accurate description of her internal dialog.

 

[large_farva]

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"we'll see what we're working with"
that sure sounds like someone ready to dig at her stumps.

 

[AOCsBigTeeth]

Imagine the levels of galaxy brains it must take to think hacking off parts of your body is a preferable way to get attention than starting an Onlyfans or becoming a titty streamer. She's pretty average looking or was but she could have gathered an army of orbiters on reddit and she'd still have muh legs.

Not to defend whores but being a titty streamer / OF thot and actually making money still takes a little bit of work. (Not hard or respectable work). But you have to maintain an appearance and pretend to have an attractive personality, do “pick me” shit, update profiles & content frequently and interact with fans.

medical grifting is peak laziness. You literally get pretend to be disabled and just lay there all day all while being called a “hero”. Dont even have to try to be attractive to simps. You dont have to do anything.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"we'll see what we're working with"
that sure sounds like someone ready to dig at her stumps.

Oh yeah. Toetally.

 

[Mason Verger]

Glad she’s seemingly taking this so well!


yeah, she’s fucking doomed.

I think I also forgot to mention that it means she has a cat that has seizures that baffle the vet, just like his owner! How cute, right?
Thankfully she hasn't returned to doing that again yet.

Goes to show even her internet ass-patters have a limit to which they’ll go along with the charade.
“Oh honey, I hope they figure out your illness soon! This is unacceptable!”
*chompers gets sick
“Kelly stop poisoning the cat. Anyway, have your test results come back? We’re sooo concerned!”

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Have we set up a dead pool for this waste of a parent's love yet?

Kelly has the immune system of a crocodile, she'll outlive us all

 

[Bingeville]

Any fucking money she'd win in a lawsuit should go to the fucking medical complex as recompense for all the medical resources she's wasted. Please read the fucking thread, this bitch is rotten to her core, a lying, manipulative cunt who deserves negative amounts of sympathy. I'm getting tired of informing newfags that munchies don't deserve pity or love.

That joke went WAY over your head .

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

God fucking dammit

You kneed to pay attention, man.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

You kneed to pay attention, man.

I am stumped, is she finally defeeted?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Kelly has the immune system of a crocodile, she'll outlive us all

She should move in to Ashley Isaacs’ nursing home, vying to be the saddest, spoopiest and yet most invincible of all. The tranny cows all seem to be having crossovers, it must be time for the munchies.

 

[Sparkling Cow]

I was thinking the same thing as you, I could have sworn I watched a video of her fucking with a nerve. After seeing the picture, I think I may know where I became confused.

Is there a video of her messing with something white and stringy in her leg? I think it might have been a tendon. It wasn't semi-transparent like this nerve is, much closer to a solid paper/bone white color.

I'll look around later tonight to see if I can find the video I'm picturing.

There is a photo of a white translusent thingy that she took out of her leg . It supossed to be a nerve I guess. Even tho is not as graphic as the pictures and videos kelly used to post, this one made me feel sick of my stomach. Just imagining her pulling that thing out of her leg... uggh

Here is the post of the picture:

OH SWEET BABY JESUS

(I cannot emphasise this spoiler enough)

Spoiler: Perhaps the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet unintentionally.

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I used to be on the fence about Kelly fucking with her legs. I think it's safe to say I'm now off the fence.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

That joke went WAY over your head .

do you know where we are

 

[DumbDude42]

She should move in to Ashley Isaacs’ nursing home, vying to be the saddest, spoopiest and yet most invincible of all. The tranny cows all seem to be having crossovers, it must be time for the munchies.

i wonder if kelly without legs weighs more or less than ashley with legs