DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

One slow stream and SF is on the chopping block. Phil wants to know if people still want to do it.
If Jaxx had spread that $1k out over 5 weeks, he could have kept SF in rotation for over a month. Nope. Dropped it all at once and now SF might be going.

Phil is reading the chat and they're saying it's getting stale and this version is bad.
So he's cherry picking responses. He says this isn't related to the $70, but contributions have been slower and attendance is lower than it has been... that's why we're suddenly revaluating SF.

It's getting bumped next week for the Mass Effect Bills Fundraiser anyway, though. Priorities.

“I didn’t say 70 dollars was low, im just disappointed to the point im threatening to stop playing the game”

when was the last time we had a fundraiser event? It feels like it’s been a while, DSP is legit the only person I’ve ever seen promote a fundraiser to pay his basic bills....

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

“PayPal by default assumes you’re using your PayPal account to buy stuff. I don’t know why”

probably because it’s true dave......

“I think it’s a very outdated way of thinking”

why does this fat slob act like paypal doesn’t have a way to track what it’s users are using the service for?

Once again, Phil is right, it's the rest of the world that's wrong. Of course he can throw out assertions like "outdated way of thinking" with absolute zero evidence whatsoever, just because he himself is being inconvenienced. All he's doing is trying to detract from his original lies about what information PayPal sees. The lie didn't work, so now PayPal is doing it wrong, and that's his new story.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He’s so nervous after the departnering that he just slings out all of his guilt-tripping tactics at the first sign of trouble. Absolutely zero finesse, just shake the tin cup harder.

Yeah, and the fact that he did it when Jaxx was present and still gave him $25, and after he almost made $400 on the day anyway... it just really emphasizes what a problem there is here. He really does expect nobody to remember any preceding streams, including the whales that tipped him $1000.

And we joke, but the fact that Jaxx actually could have spread those tips out over 5 weeks and Phil would have been happier and not immediately threatened to end SF... he'll just always hit the gas and ask for more, so it's becoming more efficient to give him less. He's lucky his whales are as stupid as they are, or they would have at least figured that out by now.

“I didn’t say 70 dollars was low, im just disappointed to the point im threatening to stop playing the game”

when was the last time we had a fundraiser event? It feels like it’s been a while, DSP is legit the only person I’ve ever seen promote a fundraiser to pay his basic bills....

The last official fundraiser was February 28th of 2020. Phil has retconned it out of existence so that he could say he didn't have to do a fundraiser for all of 2020, but that was the last one. It was to raise money to pay for his tax guy.

Unofficially, he fundraised for the PS5 about four times over, but there was no one marathon dedicated to that. Just weeks upon weeks of begging for an inexplicable goal of $2k that was deliberately not transparently tracked on his end.

 

[Agent Proper]

I found another whaled out account on a different mobile game (Marvel: Future Fight, which is no longer up), so while he's not spending $100k a year on just WWE Champions, given his history of known mobile gaming (and admitted spending on WWE Supercard), it's not unlikely that he's spending on multiple games. WWE Champions is just the one we can find the evidence of.

I found multiple mobile games 13 he talked about. Phil has been addicted for years.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

The post stream 'lash out at your audience and cope' segment:

 

[IHateMyJob]

Well the good news is according to Phil's own bankruptcy papers his mortgage per month is $1822 and he's made $1873 this week so far. THE WAKANDO IS SAVED! But he'll be back to hardcore begging tomorrow to cover "mah bills and mortgage"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The post stream 'lash out at your audience and cope' segment:

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OIC is such an obvious toadie. What are the odds that Phil keeps him as a mod in order to stroke their respective egos?

 

[Surly Muppet]

"As I said, I've been getting far more that that for SF for months now."

- Just like the vest streak, that income has become an expectation
- It has consistently been Jaxx alone hitting those goals for the last months and Phil can't process that he is out of commission because of the $1000 tip
- He has not 'been getting more than that', he has, usually, been getting $30 more because for those months, the tips goal was $100. I think he actually mentally sees that $70 as 35% of the tips goal, not as $30 shy of the former tips goal that he is comparing it to
- He tells people to stop talking about it, then proceeds to continue to mope about it

 

[Shirō Ishii]

when was the last time we had a fundraiser event? It feels like it’s been a while, DSP is legit the only person I’ve ever seen promote a fundraiser to pay his basic bills....

But, Phil runs a business! And businesses have fundraisers all the time to pay their bills!

The fact that he's able to say these obvious lies truly shows how exceptional his fans are

 

[Forbidden Math]

Well the good news is according to Phil's own bankruptcy papers his mortgage per month is $1822 and he's made $1873 this week so far. THE WAKANDO IS SAVED! But he'll be back to hardcore begging tomorrow to cover "mah bills and mortgage"

Yeah it's funny how his mortgage is some mystery high number he can't disclose now. What do you want to bet he shoots for $2000 or more on his megabega stream anyway?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The post stream 'lash out at your audience and cope' segment:

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“Tonight was just a fluke”- whale that’s often needed to hit full tips goals

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The post stream 'lash out at your audience and cope' segment:

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As time goes on he gets more and more paranoid, and it's great. Him lashing out at his chat is also a pretty DSP thing to do. Negative to anyone who dares to question his bs actions.

 

[Full Race Replay]

We’re slowly approaching levels of salt we haven’t seen since the months after Leanna left. Can’t wait to see where this arc goes boys

 

[Michael Richards]

didnt even get to see a minute tonight was he as petulant as he has been in the past 2 weeks and you guys are just giggling about it or is he ramping up? he cant get much more hostile and stay within even the loosest interpretation of the TOS.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

didnt even get to see a minute tonight was he as petulant as he has been in the past 2 weeks and you guys are just giggling about it or is he ramping up? he cant get much more hostile and stay within even the loosest interpretation of the TOS.

His petulance tonight was really towards the end towards that one guy as he was mostly just begging. He was also, surprise surprise, obviously drinking before the stream. As others have said, Phil is a nobody and Twitch doesn't care that much. Whether they do anything is something which I think will come out of left-field just like how the news of the departnering was.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

We’re slowly approaching levels of salt we haven’t seen since the months after Leanna left. Can’t wait to see where this arc goes boys

The kicker is that we’re getting a paranoid, angry, and desperate Phil even before he’s actually run into hardship yet.
His fans have been the most supportive they’ve ever been, he’ll probably break $10k in a month at this rate, but like the Vest Streak those funds will be flushed down the toilet.
We can only imagine how absurd the begging will get further down the line.

 

[Michael Richards]

His petulance tonight was really towards the end towards that one guy as he was mostly just begging. He was also, surprise surprise, obviously drinking before the stream. As others have said, Phil is a nobody and Twitch doesn't care that much. Whether they do anything is something which I think will come out of left-field just like how the news of the departnering was.

oh yeah i dont think he is getting banned any time soon and i wouldnt want it. i do want to see how close to the sun this fatty can fly though.

 

[KaiserBlade]

The kicker is that we’re getting a paranoid, angry, and desperate Phil even before he’s actually run into hardship yet.
His fans have been the most supportive they’ve ever been, he’ll probably break $10k in a month at this rate, but like the Vest Streak those funds will be flushed down the toilet.
We can only imagine how absurd the begging will get further down the line.

DSP's whole existence is absurd. The reason he's so paranoid and angry is because he has no money saved in the event shit hits the fan, and trust me when I say the shit has FINALLY hit the fan and Phil is only realizing he has nothing saved in the bank.

 

[Penix]

The post stream 'lash out at your audience and cope' segment:

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"nobody is saying $70 for a 2 hour SF stream isn't good"

But he isn't satisfied with it. So it's not good. Or is it? Am I the stupid one here? Help... I'm confused...

 

[IHateMyJob]

I will ALWAYS laugh at fools that work a full day only to give their money to Phil to "own the trolls"! You are truly stupid and should be pitted. How does it feel to give a man who makes over 120k a year money because he cries poor Just to blow it on his gambling addiction?