Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ChampFantana]

Remember when we all thought Chris was the smart, normal brother?

I do remember that far back. I also remember posting that if he wasn't careful, he'd catch up to his retarded virgin brother in loserdom.

 

[Les Morfalous]

Remember when we all thought Chris was the smart, normal brother?

Him having a real job, a sow and a some spawn, and most of all - not living in other people's basements - disguised his true PL.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Reading this, I now hope that Sony owns the exclusive rights to the concept of symbiotes on film (as Fox used to with mutants) and force Disney/Marvel to make changes to Gorr the God Butcher because it will make Bob mad.

They do and the thing with Gorr is a retcon so they're probably going to have it be it's own thing. Bob doesn't seem to know we know the complete details about what Sony has from the leaked documents. It's worth a read since it has funny things like Peter Parker can't sell drugs unless wearing the symbiote. Current Venom stuff like Knull or All-Black (Gorr's symbiote) are exclusively with Sony.

https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/07/junderwood/1%20Corp%20Dev/Spiderman/Executive%20Summary%20of%20All%20Deal%20Points/Executive%20Summary%20(Creative).pdf

 

[Koby_Fish]

I find it utterly hilarious that Bob and his ilk would blame Trump for the COVID-19 deaths in United States, but would never think to blame Trudeau for the COVID deaths in Canada. Trudeau's government was the one who essentially let travelers from China in with virtually no screening, which helped spread it across the country. Additionally, it is Trudeau who royally screwed up the procurement of the vaccines, which is why the country lags behind third-world nations in terms of vaccinations. Perhaps Patrick Doyle should look to Ottawa if he wants someone to blame for his friend's death.

Additionally, if Canadians were truly smarter than Americans, we would've turfed Trudeau in 2019.

LOL at the idea that Blob thinks that because Canadians have Universal Healthcare, we're more smarter than Murricans. Whichever way that goes (Canadians r smrt, therefore they got Universal Health Care, OR Canadians have Universal Health Care which SOMEHOW makes them smrt) makes no fucking sense, because nobody voted for Universal Health care. It was a backroom deal turned bill that passed the (barely) Liberal-controlled Parliament because then-PM Lester Pearson needed support from the NDP to survive as a minority government.

And ye gods, I have met some rock-stupid Canadians in my life. Some of them could give Bob a run for his money in the galaxy-brained deficiency in intellect department. And most of them are so progressive they make Saint Alexandria of the Bronx look like Cocaine Mitch.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

At this point, the main reason that I keep up with this thread is to hopefully see him finally get his ultimate comeuppance

Half the problem with that is that Blob's been cancelled five times already and absolutely nothing happened.

Blob earns a load of money both from people who signed up to his patreon in 2016 and forgot to unsubscribe, and from simps like Brian ”Arkle” Webber and Luke ”Ellie” Lockhart who unironically think that genociding the Midwest would be a good idea. The first group will probably only unsubscribe if they go through their bank account and wonder why they're sending $5 a month to someone whose name they only vaguely remember, and Blob could stand in the middle of whatever Bahstan's version of Fifth Avenue is, shoot somebody, and still have the second group's support.

I actually agree with Moviebob here. There is a lot of ”gleeful, malevolent cruelty” on Twitter. Let me just post some examples:

> economic populism [in the US] is a fancy way of saying white supremacy

To help inform my fellow Kiwis about who these evil white supremacists are, let me just find a photo of their populist leader:

 

[Chad Holdenford]

LOL at the idea that Blob thinks that because Canadians have Universal Healthcare, we're more smarter than Murricans. Whichever way that goes (Canadians r smrt, therefore they got Universal Health Care, OR Canadians have Universal Health Care which SOMEHOW makes them smrt) makes no fucking sense, because nobody voted for Universal Health care. It was a backroom deal turned bill that passed the (barely) Liberal-controlled Parliament because then-PM Lester Pearson needed support from the NDP to survive as a minority government.

And ye gods, I have met some rock-stupid Canadians in my life. Some of them could give Bob a run for his money in the galaxy-brained deficiency in intellect department. And most of them are so progressive they make Saint Alexandria of the Bronx look like Cocaine Mitch.

Just to complement: Down here in Brazil, we have universal health care. It fucking sucks. My mom underwent a gyno exam under it last November. She only got the results a month later, and the prescription for medicine last week.

And you can bet your asses we aren't any smarter for it. As a matter of fact, we are always in the bottom rung of education level lists. Hell, there was a recent survey that stated about 40% of college-educated people in Brazil can't interpret texts for shit. Even goddamned African nations surpass us on the regular. And those are lists organized by UNICEF and other nominally trusted agencies.

Just some factoids that further prove the humanoid Play-Doh mush knows nothing about nothing, and doesn't apply logic to anything.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob was born in 1981, once again...there's no way in hell he remembers anything about Reagan being President.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

In the very unlikelihood that any government on Earth would ever implement just ONE of Bob's insane ideas, they'll credit him with the subtlety of the Titanic.

Not because they're gratefully celebrating his brilliance for all to shower with praise, but to use him as an extremely easy scapegoat when the average knuckledragger will realize that nuclear annihilation to get rid of a few thousand "ignorant" people isn't such a hot idea.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

It seems the proverbial shit is stuck on Chris's proverbial fan:
View attachment 2151797
Telling people "you may be cynical and doubt me if you want; you may call me shameless if you want. But I really need money all the time" does not help your case Chris.

This leads me to believe that Chris isn't working an eight hour day at his engineering job and may not be working full time at all. If he actually took time off from his real work to do podcasting as a career, then he's even dumber than his bigger brother, because turning a hobby into a job is only something you can do gradually, and only after you've drummed up enough interest for it. He's also got a family to support, so he can't just act like a college student dipping his toes into various fields looking for whatever will net him some extra weed money while Mom and Dad foot his bills.

Also, I'd bet at least 100 bucks that in the very next picture of himself that Chris posts, we'll see him holding yet another expensive hipster beer or dining at some trendy, crayola-colored restaurant. Apparently nothing will stand between Chris and his next consoomer fix, not even the Tax Man...

Another example of bad parenting:
View attachment 2151840
Dumb nigga bitch should know better than leave her card credentials on the computer. She made a profit on GoFundMe too.

For once, Bob actually has some good advice. A Waverunner would be easy to return to a store for a refund.

Bobby thinks people should be able to survive without a job, because SCIENCE!
View attachment 2151858

View attachment 2151900

How are all of the movie theaters that Bob stans for supposed to remain operational if the Democrats are giving their staff members money for staying home?

"The Orange Calf"
View attachment 2151883

So Republicans worshipping God and supporting Trump are Believers. But Democrats elevating George Floyd to sainthood and burying him in a solid gold coffin are Thinkers. If there's anyone acting like a cult these days, it's the people in black firebombing stores and attacking anyone who disagrees with their premise that white people are the root of all evil and must be destroyed.

View attachment 2151849
Why does Bobby care about casino licences? Is it something something mah injuns?

Yes. That's exactly it. Bob has appointed himself Captain PEE-O-SEE, Champion of the Minority Downtrodden, Seeker of Reward-Sex.

View attachment 2151842

"I'm sorry , little Bobby, you're just too ugly to fuck. Go send one of the other altar boys here to meet with me instead."


I'm starting to feel like Frank Grimes watching Bob constantly slide for his shitty behavior, with nothing bad happening to him. Then I remember that no matter how successful Bob is, he'll always be a bitter ball of rage who'll always feel that his desires are constantly thwarted. Bob is truly blessed with a lot of good things - an online career, a fanbase, a lovely city to hike and camp in, a social circle, loving family members and nieces and nephews. He even got to go to Mexico. But none of it means as much to him as hunching over a phone and spewing his bile onto social media in a vain attempt to appear smart and condescending. He has everything to live for, but chooses to spend his time in a digital coffin until the time finally comes for Death to send him to the Damp Basement in the Sky...

 

[Oliver Onions]

You should always listen to Bob when he says obvious and self evident things like the sun will rise in the east or Nintendo will make money

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390662766999097344

https://archive.ph/NRFKx

View attachment 2151211

Hasn't the Switch been doing numbers since launch? I know people were sceptical when it was first revealed, but from launch onwards I've seen nothing but positive reactions; aside from complaints about all the ports and joycon drift.

Congrats Bob, you once again show the incredible foresight to think the exact same thing everyone else does. How does he do it.

It seems the proverbial shit is stuck on Chris's proverbial fan:
View attachment 2151797
Telling people "you may be cynical and doubt me if you want; you may call me shameless if you want. But I really need money all the time" does not help your case Chris.

>piss all over our hardship

Dumbass, I'm pretty sure that renovation didn't fall from the sky. You chose to do it (poorly,) so you should have budgeted like an adult to cover any eventualities. This reminds me of the roastie single mothers who get interviewed on the news about how hard it is just to keep the lights on, meanwhile the kid is sat behind them on a fuckin iPad.

View attachment 2151842

These are probably my favourite Bob moments, when he unintentionally lets slip he's still holding onto rage and resentment from 30 years ago. Imagine being in your 40s and still giving a fuck about anything that happened to you in school.

 

[blablabla]

These are probably my favourite Bob moments, when he unintentionally lets slip he's still holding onto rage and resentment from 30 years ago. Imagine being in your 40s and still giving a fuck about anything that happened to you in school.

correct: food bob, my family bob, talking about sex bob are the best because you can see the retard incel moron hick behind all the insanity that bob chipman day to day life really is. the boy aint right in the head and never has been.

 

[JustStopDude]

Dob Chipman. Bobby wants to see Milla Jovovich "fight" The Big Woman.

Yeah um Bob...this is why women find you creepy as shit.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine being in your 40s and still giving a fuck about anything that happened to you in school.

The only thing worse would be being in your 40s and making up things that happened in your school to give a fuck about.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only thing worse would be being in your 40s and making up things that happened in your school to give a fuck about.

Imagine being that asshurt over schoolyard sleights. He holds onto that rage because he has no concept of forgiveness.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine being that asshurt over schoolyard sleights. He holds onto that rage because he has no concept of forgiveness.

I don't even think they were Sleights, I think he was the asshole kid nobody liked including the other nerds, he was never "bullied" just not invited because he was the same creepy faggot back then he is now.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Imagine being that asshurt over schoolyard sleights. He holds onto that rage because he has no concept of forgiveness.

I imagine he holds onto it because he has nothing else going for him in his 40s, and it's too late to change course.

In my experience --whether reliving glory days or stewing over past indignities-- anyone stuck living in the past does so because their present sucks and they know their future is only going to be worse.

 

[Totally Awesome]

View attachment 2151822

"Never forget what they took from us"
Bob is completely entitled.

 

[GC_Positive]

Is anyone else blown away to see that he makes a monetary figure north of $0 on Patreon each month?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It seems the proverbial shit is stuck on Chris's proverbial fan:

Telling people "you may be cynical and doubt me if you want; you may call me shameless if you want. But I really need money all the time" does not help your case Chris.

You faggot ass retard. How do you have "bad luck with Tax Returns" (capitalized because Tax Returns is the evil villain who roams the roads of Revere)? I pay taxes baby bubba. I talk to HR to have them increase my weekly withholdings if need be. I know to do this and I don't have a fancy degree. I also don't do shameless e-begging (not quoting it because that's EXACTLY what it is) while SIMULTANUOUSLY paying contractors to remodel my fucking house, posting pictures of it, and drinking wannabe boutique micro brewskis ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

"We need some extra funds on a consistent basis." You don't fucking say? That's a statement that's never stated by almost anyone ever. I can't imagine what that's like. If I were in a position where I needed extra dough to make ends meet I think I'd either tighten up spending, downsize, find a better job, stop being a fucking child, find a second job, or I don't even know. Being without money is a completely foreign concept to me as I am sure it is to most people. In the event that Chris does read this, hey Chris you stupid faggot. I'm not actually rich. I'm mocking your empty and completely meaningless statement of "duh I could use a buck or two" and your retarded choice to continue going down this fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucking stupid e-celeb route.

You are not Cumtown.
You are not Dick Masterson.
You are not Urinating Tree.
You are not Chapo Traphouse.
You are not the McElroys.
You are not your brother.

You are 15 years too late to get on the bandwagon and you are still stuck in the 90's. The market is beyond saturated with every topic you can imagine. Fucking hell Chris, your brother WAS THERE and he's a failure because he's not good at it AND he's incredibly lazy, so much so that he hasn't progressed since the first Overthinker episode. You're retarded to think that THIS is your salvation.

---

I don't mean this as concern trolling but I do feel bad for Sara. She married Chris under the pretense of him caring and providing for her and... well here we are. I don't know the situation with his kids, and we don't really need to know, but maybe their medical care really was a curve ball that they never saw coming. And how does her man of the house face these challenges? By doing 8 different podcasts, occasionally a shittier, and completely non-interactive, version of Game Grumps with his brother, and then trying to guilt trip people into giving him money for a product they neither asked for nor wanted (or in this latest post, just because). Through all of this she is still by his side either because she has no other options and can't leave his ass right now, or she truly is a dutiful and loving wife who took seriously "till death do we part". I have no evidence of either but I'll put money down on the latter because I'm a hopeless romantic and they all can't be pieces of shit.


And I feel the need to say this because of outside mongoloids peaking into our comfy cesspool, no I don't want Chris and his family staving and out in the street. I want him and Bob to succeed because people actually succeeding is, generally speaking, better for everyone. I am also not a bitter manchild like Bob who greedily salivates for the destruction of people he doesn't like. I'm super frustrated with Chris who has people who are completely dependent on him being a man and providing for them utterly failing them with his hypocritical actions and the beating of this dead digital horse.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The thing with the question of how Bob gets away with his insane bullshit is very simple which is that everyone hates him already so cancelling him wouldn't have much of an impact unless he goes beyond being a psychopath who seethes in his family's basement like if he actually hurt people or abused animals. Cancelling only "works" when it's someone beloved (or was at some point) doing something horrendous, not a genocidal fatass who makes disgusting statements everyday.