This is the study :
NIH link (
archive):
This study never stops being funny to me tbh. The fact that a bunch of Belgian researchers decided "If we use penis skin to crudely fashion a hole inside a man, will it magically have similar microflora to that of an actual vajayjay?" was worth researching. The fact that they repeatedly mention that the amholes reek multiple times throughout the paper, despite that not being the point of the study by their own admission. Using words like "malodorous" and "foul" to try to seem more scientific about it. The fact that this amazing scientific finding (i.e., "no, amhole is not actually a vagina") was worthy of publication in an academic journal. Just a shitshow from beginning to end. The human rights cause of our time, ladies and gentlemen.
That said "almost complete obliteration of the vagina" is one of those phrases that teeters dangerously on the tight rope between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying.
Hey Wedge if you're reading this, this is what you put your mouth on.
from Table 1
Actinobaculum schaalii - Urinary tract infection
Actinomyces urogenitalis - Urinary tract infection
Arcanobacterium pyogenes - a particularly nasty bacterium that causes abscesses in farm animals
Mobiluncus curtisii - an infectious pathogen
Varibaculum cambriense - a relatively rare bacteria found in pus-filled abscesses
Bacteroides ureolyticus - shit bacteria (like literally, not just a component of shit, but a substantial part of shit)
Porphyromonas somerae - an infectious pathogen from ulcers
Escherichia coli - shit bacteria
Klebsiella pneumoniae - literally causes pneumonia
Enterococcus faecalis - shit bacteria
Finegoldia magna - sometimes gives you necrotizing pneumonia.
Staphylococcus aureus - usually hangs out in the nose, sometimes gives you MRSA.
Staphylococcus epidermidis - Usually doesn't cause infections
Staphylococcus haemolyticus - Usually doesn't cause infections. Usually.
To bad the am hole lacks the chad vagina's Lactic acid producing bacteria that could keep the shit and abcess bacteria away from your open wound.
the presence of certain fecal strains in those with male partners tells me that those men are gay, actively gay. ent. faec isn't usually present unless something's been in contact with feces directly.
one of them had lacto present- I wonder if they were using the supplements as a douche?
The article mentions that 75 % of "straight" "women" had faecalis in their am holes (compared to the much lower 25% for "gay" "women") which supports the idea that there is a bunch of ass-to-amhole going on.
The article mentions that some of them use lactic acid/milk serum. I don't know if these things are live cultures or not. Lactobacillus is also found in the GI tract so it's possible one of them got lucky and picked up something useful from the ass-to-amhole carrousel.
