Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Yeah, and when it's incessantly the same joke, you're also not evolving it. Mrgirl's not really doing anything funny or seemingly evolving it, he just kinda does these things that feel like straight-out confessions than jokes. Like, if you were gonna be a pedophile in the vein of Borat, wouldn't you at least try to make more of a character out of yourself? Maybe try to go on shows like Ben Shapiro and try to slickly get him to agree that the Cuties girls were hot?

But instead, he's going onto a podcast to discuss with a guy that already agrees with him that it's totally just a joke and people who don't get it are retards? That feels more like he and Dax are trying to peer pressure their audience into accepting pedophiles as totally okay instead of sus as fuck. Even Dax made an exaggerated character out of Dick Masterson for Dr. Phil: shaving his head, growing out a moustache, putting on a pompous attitude, never taking off his aviators, and staying in character for several days at a time. And, surprise surprise, we come to find out that Dick is just Dax unrestricted, as are so many comedy characters people put on.

But pushing Mrgirl so hard when the guy doesn't even put in any effort, not even so much as growing a pedostache, it's really got that same kinda vibe when a gross dude puts on a pink wig and insists that everyone now refer to him like he's a beautiful woman, or else you'll be banned and labeled a transphobe/homophobe/all the phobes for all eternity.

There's not a joke being written here. Just a couple of guys who openly wanna cram their cocks into children and screech like banshees if anyone dares point out the obvious.
I love the Borat example because people will swear up and down that a zionist like Sacha Baron Cohen making fun of Arabs is totally coincidental or totally about making flyover Americans look dumb. Not revealing any of his own slants at all.
 
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Sean is going on a hiatus for the next weeks. Will he leave forever, just like he did from the best debate?
 
I love the Borat example because people will swear up and down that a zionist like Sacha Baron Cohen making fun of Arabs is totally coincidental or totally about making flyover Americans look dumb. Not revealing any of his own slants at all.
Reminder the idea that jokes don't correspond to inner beliefs whatsoever was cowardly comedians trying to still tell racist jokes without having to defend the observations they derived from. Even the most creative brains can only produce content based on what they've internalized somewhere.
 
I've been away for a long time.

Is Dax a pedophile now?
His own words.
View attachment 2151167Sean is going on a hiatus for the next weeks. Will he leave forever, just like he did from the best debate?
Shawn the sheep is going to be enjoying greener pastures.
Happy one year of "its called getting pussy". I wish I had the pic on my phone,
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Happy Simpaversery!
 
His own words.
:story: even Onision is sketched out

Dax has the same pushy tone in that clip that he's been using while arguing about pedophiles all along. If there's any plausible deniability left, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Diddlin' Dax, on his quest for teenage titties and preteen poon.
 
:story: even Onision is sketched out

Dax has the same pushy tone in that clip that he's been using while arguing about pedophiles all along. If there's any plausible deniability left, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Diddlin' Dax, on his quest for teenage titties and preteen poon.
The creepy part of the clip isnt really that he want to fuck people younger then 18 we all knew that. Its that he believes everyone wants to and the only thing stopping them is the law. Not morals or you know the inherit problems of dating younger people. Its honestly sounds like hes a hebephile and according to him as long as they are sexually matured they are fine.

Onision even tries to joke away the akwardness but Dick dives right in and calls him a sex traficker and says that he supports it.
Like ok yeah, thats an obvious "joke" by Dax. But is it really a joke when its something you have supported and continue to support? Remember Faith and the eceleb parties at the crack shack?
 
Happy one year of "its called getting pussy". I wish I had the pic on my phone,
My initial response to that excuse was yeah, well, okay, fine. It took another solid month of him chimping out and acting like a retard before I said well, no, not okay, not fine. All he had to do was ignore that shit to get a pass for it from the majority of people.
Even the most creative brains can only produce content based on what they've internalized somewhere.
He made fun of Jews too and that was actually pretty based until he went full woke and decided it was okay for him to make Jew jokes but if you actually laughed at them you were the real bad guy.
 
As I’ve always said since the simpspiracy, he only needed to say “heh, the things we do to get pussy, right” and that would have been it. Instead he had nonstop meltdowns because he was angry that he was the one being laughed at. Then all the gay ops that kept getting run in this thread, the simpspiracy thread, and PPP’s thread crystallized it for me. These gayoppers were hoping that discrediting the color of Marie’s skirt as a web whore therefore meant Daddy Dax was still cool and good.

Because he hated to be the one to be laughed at, he lost NP2, is now known primarily as a pedophile, and is considered a bigger creep than George.

Happy Simpversary!
 
discrediting the color of Marie’s skirt
That was so great. "The skirt isn't red! It's grey! That means Dax isn't a thin-skinned little bitch!"

Some autist should put together a timeline for this thread. I looked back trying to figure out where things first turned south for Diddler D, and ya know, he was being a faggot all along. Those were some thick scales on me old eyes.
 
:story: even Onision is sketched out

Dax has the same pushy tone in that clip that he's been using while arguing about pedophiles all along. If there's any plausible deniability left, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Diddlin' Dax, on his quest for teenage titties and preteen poon.
Dude, this was a multi month attempt for Dax to try and get Onision on NP2 despite his audience telling him it was creepy and fucked.
Dax wasn't even scheduled to be on that episode, he had Ralph get him on because he wanted to be there.
And after these month of desperation and a very creepy episode of the killstream the next day Dax tried to play it off as he was playing 5D chest.... and even that was more half assed than usual
 
Dude, this was a multi month attempt for Dax to try and get Onision on NP2 despite his audience telling him it was creepy and fucked.
Dax wasn't even scheduled to be on that episode, he had Ralph get him on because he wanted to be there.
And after these month of desperation and a very creepy episode of the killstream the next day Dax tried to play it off as he was playing 5D chest.... and even that was more half assed than usual
I avoided that whole situation because I didn't want to hear anything from Onision, everything that I had heard about him already was gross enough.

I... never thought he'd seem like the good guy next to Dax. Holy shit, man.
 
And after these month of desperation and a very creepy episode of the killstream the next day Dax tried to play it off as he was playing 5D chest.... and even that was more half assed than usual
He was also bragging about being on LSD during the interview. So not only was he supposedly playing 5D Chess, but doing so while tripping balls. 🌈
 
That was so great. "The skirt isn't red! It's grey! That means Dax isn't a thin-skinned little bitch!"

Some autist should put together a timeline for this thread. I looked back trying to figure out where things first turned south for Diddler D, and ya know, he was being a faggot all along. Those were some thick scales on me old eyes.
You either die an e-celeb or you live long enough to see yourself become a faggot.
 
As I’ve always said since the simpspiracy, he only needed to say “heh, the things we do to get pussy, right” and that would have been it. Instead he had nonstop meltdowns because he was angry that he was the one being laughed at. Then all the gay ops that kept getting run in this thread, the simpspiracy thread, and PPP’s thread crystallized it for me. These gayoppers were hoping that discrediting the color of Marie’s skirt as a web whore therefore meant Daddy Dax was still cool and good.

Because he hated to be the one to be laughed at, he lost NP2, is now known primarily as a pedophile, and is considered a bigger creep than George.

Happy Simpversary!
Well the whole thing only blew up cause hes so shit at selecting allys. He was so butthurt he called up all of his buttbudies: Metokur, Ralph gayda, fagmenco to come and defend him on the killstream. That got PPPwinson intressted in it. Cause they were in the middle of alogging Ralph. If it was just Jesse covering it nobody would have gave a flying fuck cause its Jesse. It would blow over in two days and it wouldnt have snowballed like it did.
 
Well the whole thing only blew up cause hes so shit at selecting allys. He was so butthurt he called up all of his buttbudies: Metokur, Ralph gayda, fagmenco to come and defend him on the killstream. That got PPPwinson intressted in it. Cause they were in the middle of alogging Ralph. If it was just Jesse covering it nobody would have gave a flying fuck cause its Jesse. It would blow over in two days and it wouldnt have snowballed like it did.
Imagine being close to Nick Rekeita and you choose fucking Ethan Ralph over him :story:
 
Was listening to "Biggest Problem in the Universe" today (it's a good podcast despite what happened to the host) and there's a moment where Dick says "You [as in Maddox] have principles, I don't."

The problem is that his whole persona is built around not really giving a fuck, but he really does care, and has the same coping mechanism that Lowtax did, in which he thinks the best way to handle everything is with a jokey attitude but it doesn't work in the long run, and I believe this hastened Lowtax's downfall and deterioration of his real life.

Dick has coasted along for years with this attitude, along with his self-awareness of being an asshole (this obviously doesn't make up for it but it is something rarely done by e-celebs, troons, and others) but the cracks are showing.

He needs to take a step back before he irreversibly crosses the line into "massive creep" forever.
 
Dick always has always given bad advice,
Was listening to "Biggest Problem in the Universe" today (it's a good podcast despite what happened to the host) and there's a moment where Dick says "You [as in Maddox] have principles, I don't."

The problem is that his whole persona is built around not really giving a fuck, but he really does care, and has the same coping mechanism that Lowtax did, in which he thinks the best way to handle everything is with a jokey attitude but it doesn't work in the long run, and I believe this hastened Lowtax's downfall and deterioration of his real life.

Dick has coasted along for years with this attitude, along with his self-awareness of being an asshole (this obviously doesn't make up for it but it is something rarely done by e-celebs, troons, and others) but the cracks are showing.

He needs to take a step back before he irreversibly crosses the line into "massive creep" forever.
Having principles and not getting a bruised ego about being the butt of the joke are totally different though. Dick and lowtax are a lot a like, but I think you got there on the wrong trail. Their big similarities are that the sold them selfs as "zany funster with a substance abuse problem who is an abrasive asshole on the outside, but is really a decent guy underneath it." And that as time has gone on people have figured out that the only real parts of that persona are the substance abuse and being an abrasive asshole.
 
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