A transphobic kiwifarms-using troll and dirty homo was teaching a class on Liquid Chris, known impostor.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Liquid and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Ian Brandon Anderson!”
At this moment, a true and honest Sonichu fan who had bought 1500 dollar's worth of art and understood the necessity of the dimensional merge and fully supported all financial decisions made by Chris stood up and held up a sonichu medallion. ”What is this medallion made of, dang dirty troll?”
The arrogant kiwi farmer smirked quite transphobically and smugly replied “It's a paper cutout, you sperg. ”
”Wrong. As you can see, it is actually made from Crayola Fucking Model Magic, which is more expensive than paper and decisively proves who the real Chris is.”
The farmer was visibly shaken, and dropped his pickle suit and CD copy of the Sonichu Audiobook. He stormed out of the room crying those homo crocodile tears. The same tears homos cry for Michael Snyder (who today lives in such luxury that he could even afford to move to Israel) when they jealously try to claw Laughs under Lucridities from innocent autistic people.
There is no doubt that at this point our troll, Null K. Farms, wished he had gotten a life and become more than a kick the autistic player. He wished so much that he had a megatron gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had said that it was just a plastic, completely ineffective transformers toy!
The students applauded and all commissioned art that day and accepted Chris as their lord and savior. Sonichu himself ran into the room and perched atop the hoard and shed a tear, and God (Christine) himself showed up and commenced the dimensional merge.
The troll lost his website and was arrested by the FBI the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.