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Madre Muerte said:
Who was the first person to discover Chris on the internet?
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I believe there was a SomethingAwful (lol remember that site?) thread about Chris at least two years before he was discovered by ED/4Chan. I think the thread was written by a fellow PVCC student who kept seeing Chris around campus with his attraction sign and looked up what "Sonichu" was discovered his website.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I can imagine Chris getting winded the first time around 3 minutes in.
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3 minutes is being pretty generous, I imagine he would get winded 30 seconds in. Hell he got winded just going for a fucking walk on a hiking trail in the park, and that was over 10 years ago.
 
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Chester Rigby said:
The more you learn about Chris chan, the more you learn how many of his actions were influenced by the trolls, and how many of his strange videos were only made because they were prompted by other people. There were some really fucked up sagas where he was basically just being tormented by almost-sociopaths and being forced to do things he never would have done otherwise, such as the BlueSpike arc. Many of his strangest and most shocking videos are a product of blackmail.

That said, a true Christorian also transcends the white knight phase and comes to realize that Chris is a truly terrible person, even when completely divorced from his autism, and most of the retarded things he did were done with the expectation that he would be rewarded with sex from his various sweethearts. These women were no more or less fictitious than Christian's self-professed love for them. One loses sympathy when they see Chris completely lose interest in women he has been trying to woo for months because they suddenly became less available and could no longer provide him with china.

Watching the post-housefire arc where he rudely begs for money under the guise of providing for his sick mother and paying off their immense debts while actually spending the majority of it on Legos has probably sapped the last of my sympathy for him. He has the capacity to understand the consequences of his actions, he's not that retarded, but he chooses to be selfish and greedy anyway.

He produced and continues to produce a great deal of bizarre and amusing content completely unprompted. Nobody forced him to make a video about how Axe body spray is only for the straights. Nobody made him run Micheal Snyder over with his car. Nobody made him mace a gamestop employee or harass the winner of the Parappa the Rapper contest for a period of years.

The internet had a big influence on his life, but I don't believe a force exists in the Universe that could make Christian change his behavior.
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TL;DR Chris has always been a selfish cunt and he doesn't deserve any pity.
 
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albert chan said:
What would life be like if Chris didn’t love Sonic, but instead liked Knuckles?
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He already ripped off Knuckles.
Punchy Sonichu:
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Is chris gonna beg presents for mothers day? Since Sonichu Is his child, then he surely should get some toys or free comitions :tomgirl:
 
Shabobus said:
http://web.archive.org/web/20071107...adid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
This is one of the oldest surviving mentions of him by an internet community.
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What a beautiful window to the past.
I feel the worst for people like this - they don't have the means to socialize normally with anybody, online or not. And they are fully aware of their loneliness and can never form a meaningful mutual connection with another human besides their parents.. Seriously, what's a guy like this gonna do when his parents die?
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Even more than a decade ago they were asking the real questions. For most of these old comments I can't help but think "Oh if only you knew how bad this is". I also get a strong sense of nostalgia for pre-Homestuck internet.
Years from now the site is going to look exactly the same, except we are then going to see him at age 50 drawing erotic sonichu/electric amy rose art along with creepy videos about him secretly fathering sonichus grandchildren or some other horrible poo poo.
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If. Only. You. Knew.
 
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Retarded INTP said:
What a beautiful window to the past.

Even more than a decade ago they were asking the real questions. For most of these old comments I can't help but think "Oh if only you knew how bad this is". I also get a strong sense of nostalgia for pre-Homestuck internet.

If. Only. You. Knew.
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Something that will never be on Chris's mind
"I'm too old for this"
 
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I feel as though Chris/Praetor would go in for a self reality series. It would be a good compliment to Geno's series, and Chris has bitched about being misunderstood, so him being on camera would be "entertaining". Even though he's boring now, I can see the negative in that, but since reality shows are scripted, I believe Praetor would add some stuff to keep Chris on his toes, just like the Classic Chris era, but more frequent and in HD/4K.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I feel as though Chris/Praetor would go in for a self reality series. It would be a good compliment to Geno's series, and Chris has bitched about being misunderstood, so him being on camera would be "entertaining". Even though he's boring now, I can see the negative in that, but since reality shows are scripted, I believe Praetor would add some stuff to keep Chris on his toes, just like the Classic Chris era, but more frequent and in HD/4K.
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You're giving them way too much credits. We had one guy autistic enough to get some insiders infos from them and they really are nothing but a bunch of highschool tards, one of them being the most generic e-thot ever, making fun of Chris while making bank thanks to shitty and ugly products bought by fucking retards. Chris himself doesn't give a fuck and mostly drools over the non-tranny girl (the e-thot I was talking about) and the delusion of having young friends believing his hellish eletric pieces of shit lore. I respect their ability to make money thanks to the ocean of idiots surrounding CWC but we really should not expect anything of value like what you're describing.
 
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goku123 said:
he's literally the most documented lolcow ever and probably one of the most documented people on the internet.
do we have enough info about him to do a psychology dissertation on him?
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I think a few people already have, and this was years ago (possibly even when Bob was still alive, if his own comments on the idea are any indication).
 
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Mr. 0 said:
I think a few people already have, and this was years ago (possibly even when Bob was still alive, if his own comments on the idea are any indication).
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I've always thought Chris would be in this Elephant Man type of scenario if ever there was a time to be under a doctor's care, and using other research papers/CWCki/vids, the Dr. could get a "better understanding" of Chris.
 
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