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Part of Chris's daily routine is to find and "like" Sonichu and Chris Chan artwork on twitter rather or not he's tagged.
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Well that, and also finding a new Mommy that will love him, emotionally & financially support him, and occasionally flick his duck every few weeks.
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For simplicity's sake, Chris is looking for a slave.
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And yet somehow Sockness wanted some sort of pseudo-maternal relationship where Chris is his “big sister/mother figure” that would take care of him.
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I have a legit question
I wonder if Chris ever had interest in the Sims Computer Game?
it probably could have been a good tutoring tool on how socializing is supposed to work.
He’s always lost in his video games back then. Just a thought.
I wonder if Chris ever had interest in the Sims Computer Game?
it probably could have been a good tutoring tool on how socializing is supposed to work.
He’s always lost in his video games back then. Just a thought.
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I think he'll just use cheats and focusing on building and maximizing every skill
RealtreeByGod
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He was a Signal Corps POG who ran radio and comm wire. He wasn't even in-country when shit was hot.
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Eh, that's the line of thought going on Chris' head when he tried using a Nintendo DS game for dating advice.
Also, Chris isn't fond of PC games.
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What do you guys think would’ve happened if the fire occurred when chris was still in high school?
If a major event like that happened while bob was still healthy I could picture bob taking a lot more control over chris and his antics. Maybe he would stop being passive and even divorce barb over the hoarding.
If a major event like that happened while bob was still healthy I could picture bob taking a lot more control over chris and his antics. Maybe he would stop being passive and even divorce barb over the hoarding.
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Shabobus
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In that video where someone sent him a copy of Half-Life 2, he said he hadn't played PC games for a long time and preferred consoles for his games. So I doubt he ever spent much time with the Sims, if he ever played it at all.
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If Chris was still in high school, he’d probably find a way to create or join an art club where he would hone his Sonichu drawing skills and make it more accessible to his classmates.
At least if he lived in an optimistic world.
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I like to believe most of what happened to chris was brought unto him by his own actions. I’d be happy to see him succeed like that but I guess he’d be nowhere near as interesting if that was the case.
would’ve been nice if he just sperged out over basketball and became a serious coach or something.
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What would happen if Chris started posting on Kiwifarms, I wonder
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He already has. It didn't really go that well either time, especially the second, where he made the grand total of two posts as @LegendaryChristorian. The change in tone was a wonder to behold - the first all 'Lo, I am here, lowly mortals, all bow down and worship me' and the second 'Fuck off fuck FUCK OFF I HATE YOU ALL curse-ye-ha-me-haaaaa' as he believed, like an idiot, that we'd spoiled things for him and Jessica 'fat's where it's at' Quinn. He hasn't posted on here since, although he almost certainly lurks.
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I know the context behind this, yet I absolutely love pretending it was to be taken at face value. Like, Chris comes in, offers a Q&A, everything is going well and the questions are genuine, the thread is peaceful and all, Null is monitoring the entire thing to make sure it doesn't get ruined by random speds. Then out of the blue Chris goes full retard and screams like a deranged seagull at us for no reason before leaving. It's awesome.
"Hi folks ask some questions among which I'll personally anwser yes yes"
"Hi Chris thanks for passing by, how are you going ?"
"Holy FUCKING shit FUCK YOU loser FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEE BYE but i disgress"
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The @paintingatree saga was funnier because Chris was actively trying to get a rise out of us with some retarded riddle, then flipped his shit when people started calling him gay
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Chris's "incredible lioness" never ceases to amuse me. Rosechu going from a dainty (and useless) damsel in distress to a naked raging beast who tries to kill Jason Kendrick Howell by suffocating him with her pussy.
The best part and the icing on the cake is definitely said best in the words of the cwcki
This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.
The best part and the icing on the cake is definitely said best in the words of the cwcki
This is what Chris actually believes feminism is.
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Well he's not wrong lol
mudwogg
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Maybe one way to turn Chris back to Classic Chris would be to do what the protagonists of Inception did.
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It would happen since Chris takes his dreams very literally. It would take some kind of hypnotherapy to accomplish that.
I'm actually surprised Borb didn't do that, seeing that "we didn't raise a daughter." and had tried to do everything to keep Chris from Tomgirling out. Barb like she did when Chris was a boy, tried to bribe him to be "normal." But then again, they didn't get Chris specialized help that he needed since he was a kid, and shit just kept on repeating itself.