Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[We Are The Witches]

Why the fuck is Susan asking me to dox myself to watch a Derich video?

Nothing new, this has been happening for months now when it comes to age restricted videos.

Specially if you're in the EU it should prompt you with the age verification window, all to supposedly comply with the new policies to "protect children".

I think there are several ways to circumvent this without submitting anything, but don't ask me the specifics. Yes, Youtube is awful.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Found a new Derich video he uploaded to YouTube.

April 27, 2021

m.youtube.com

He can't even fucking mispronounce his name properly. Now it sounds like he's saying Deritch.

He's playing "golf" by throwing a sock into a hat...

And he speaks just as autisticly as his porn tweets are.

I'm just glad Derich found a way to play with himself in his room that doesn't involve pee.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Found a new Derich video he uploaded to YouTube.

April 27, 2021

m.youtube.com

He can't even fucking mispronounce his name properly. Now it sounds like he's saying Deritch.

He's playing "golf" by throwing a sock into a hat...

And he speaks just as autisticly as his porn tweets are.

Did he seriously make a third channel?
How do you not remember passwords this often?

 

[GloryHole]

Found a new Derich video he uploaded to YouTube.

April 27, 2021

m.youtube.com

He can't even fucking mispronounce his name properly. Now it sounds like he's saying Deritch.

He's playing "golf" by throwing a sock into a hat...

And he speaks just as autisticly as his porn tweets are.

Ah. So this is what he does when he isn't spamming porn stars on Twitter or cheerleading for DSP.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Did he seriously make a third channel?
How do you not remember passwords this often?

That channel was made years ago actually as well, so he's essentially using it as back up channel it looks like, despite having two others...

 

[_XXIII_]

Any activity he finds that keeps him occupied long enough to give his dick a rest we should actively encourage; even if it's attemtping to throw a sock into a box from less than a foot away.

Fuck whoever thumbs downed that video, I want more.

 

[Jazz never died!]

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I'm sure there is a bright future in porn for a retarded asian kid with a 4 inch dick.


Is this what happens when your parents ignore you and you're raised by streamers like darksydephil?

If your male and don't have a big dick with above average looks your career will stagnate unless your as skilled as Ron Jeremy. Just because your adicted to porn doesn't mean your pornstar material. Hell the abuse in the industry is rampant and terrible and will cause mental tramua in the future. We have an interesting fellow here kiwis.

 

[Michael Richards]

If your male and don't have a big dick with above average looks your career will stagnate unless your as skilled as Ron Jeremy. Just because your adicted to porn doesn't mean your pornstar material. Hell the abuse in the industry is rampant and terrible and will cause mental tramua in the future. We have an interesting fellow here kiwis.

damn up until i read this post i really thought derich ip was going to be the next porn god but now im rethinking it

 

[Watamelon]

Found a new Derich video he uploaded to YouTube.

April 27, 2021

m.youtube.com

He can't even fucking mispronounce his name properly. Now it sounds like he's saying Deritch.

He's playing "golf" by throwing a sock into a hat...

And he speaks just as autisticly as his porn tweets are.

Boston Dynamics have really improved their designs

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Spoiler: Derich, what productive things did you do today?

 

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Somebody tell Derich that "favorite" doesn't mean much when you name every pornstar in the western hemisphere.

 

[Penix]

Somebody tell Derich that "favorite" doesn't mean much when you name every pornstar in the western hemisphere.

He went the Pokémon route, gotta tag 'em all.

 

[Jazz never died!]

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I thought my porn addiction was bad but this guy gives me hope. Because i only make cooming jokes about myself and not mention every person I jerked off too. Either way fellas this guy is going to disatisfied with the women he'll meet in real life because they don't looks as good, and aren't into what ever fucked up things your into at the moment.

 

[Penix]

I thought my porn addiction was bad but this guy gives me hope. Because i only make cooming jokes about myself and not mention every person I jerked off too. Either way fellas this guy is going to disatisfied with the women he'll meet in real life because they don't looks as good, and aren't into what ever fucked up things your into at the moment.

Be glad you're not addicted to WWE Champions *shudder*

 

[Jazz never died!]

Be glad you're not addicted to WWE Champions *shudder*

I am addicted to listening to Something To Wrestle With. With kayfabe dead and the only wrestling i like being New Japan because they go on for about a hour and beat the shit out of each other unlike here where the best are all in there 40s in their twilight years, and it changing for spots instead of storylines with grounded wrestleing beating the shit out of each other and a few spot heavy wrestlers mixed in.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Nothing new, this has been happening for months now when it comes to age restricted videos.

Specially if you're in the EU it should prompt you with the age verification window, all to supposedly comply with the new policies to "protect children".

I think there are several ways to circumvent this without submitting anything, but don't ask me the specifics. Yes, Youtube is awful.
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I find using a VPN to switch to a US or Canadian server will bypass it.

 

[Big Ruski]

Got a new idea for a movie:

Ip Man 5: Coomin Never Sleeps

Summary:

After all copies of Cuties have been burnt to ground. Derich, Master of the Wing Chun Kuck Style, along with his fast talking, vore aficionado, token black friend: Jackie; travel the world to seek out the unedited, unaltered footage of Cuties. Legends of the tape bespoke a great coom to whomever watches. Only those with the lowest of Dopamine and Serotonin seek it out.

<--The"Heroes"

Their love quest comes to a close once they locate the tape, only to find out it's in the hands of the Goutfather, Derich's former master. Caught between loyalty and horny, Derich must infiltrate his way into the Gout mansion and fight the man who's given him quality kwantent over the years!

Will Derich break out of the piggy spell?

Will Khet do a guest appearance?

Will somebody fucking retweet Jackie?

Find out in: Ip Man 5: Coommin Never Sleeps

Cooming to a theater near you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Be glad you're not addicted to WWE Champions *shudder*

Derich would whale like DSP, and then masturbate to it.
This thread in a nutshell:

 

[Kumquatacus]

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I'm sure there is a bright future in porn for a retarded asian kid with a 4 inch dick.


Is this what happens when your parents ignore you and you're raised by streamers like darksydephil?

At the very least, he could end up on efukt

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

That channel was made years ago actually as well, so he's essentially using it as back up channel it looks like, despite having two others...

That makes it even worse! He can’t remember the password to his current account but he can remember the password to some untouched backup alt?