Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Trianon]

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LMao they can't stand not being unique.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The new image is the definition of a rape face.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

I can't get over the combination of his huge man face and nonexistent jaw line and then the addition of the sped expression?
Absolute perfection, retard personified lmao

 

[voidBits]

 

[Crex Crex]

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This is what a real life ogre looks like

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is what a real life ogre looks like

No wonder he stays inside and no one bothers him, no one can enter his swamp.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

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Well, this must be the pinnacle for ole KevKev. Right at this moment. He has achieved his destiny. Yet, somewhere in the dark recesses of his mind lurks the great question: Is this it? Is this all there is to life?

No real relationships, no meaningful employment, no desire or curiosity to better yourself, or grow and learn.... just stuck in the mindset of a 16 year old who stays in his room all day playing video games. And aping a gender he’ll never really be. And buying toys. And persuading others to make his same stupid mistake. Is this it??

 

[s0mbra]

No wonder he stays inside and no one bothers him, no one can enter his swamp.

He brings the swamp with him between the amhole and only showering once a month

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

Please, Kevin.. its so easy.

Spoiler: The entirety of this routine would take at least half an hour

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I've said it before and goddammit, I'll say it again - Kev needs a phenol peel. And when he heals, he needs to use sunscreen and wash his goddamn face every day, at a minimum.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Dumb question, do we know how tall Kevvie is anyway?

5"11/180cm (230lbs/105kg for the weight)

 

[Doodle]

Well, this must be the pinnacle for ole KevKev. Right at this moment. He has achieved his destiny. Yet, somewhere in the dark recesses of his mind lurks the great question: Is this it? Is this all there is to life?

No real relationships, no meaningful employment, no desire or curiosity to better yourself, or grow and learn.... just stuck in the mindset of a 16 year old who stays in his room all day playing video games. And aping a gender he’ll never really be. And buying toys. And persuading others to make his same stupid mistake. Is this it??

I mean you might as well ask this of all these people on this site. Can you imagine Chris Chan at 60? What about Kero in the next 10 years after he's tried to come back 5 times?

Unless some type of UBI comes in to save the day for these people in the next 20 years, they are so fucked, lol.

Unfortunately for Kevin, not even whoring themselves out is an option because nobody is going to pay for a grotesque crater-faced amphibian with gaping maw between their legs.

Should be a wild ride to watch.

 

[papaya]

5"11/180cm (103lbs/105kg for the weight)
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There is something hilarious about the level of delusion necessary to be a hulking 6 foot 230 pound obese behemoth and think you’re this dainty little anime girl. He’s even worse than the hambeasts typically seen wrangling 5 kids at Walmart, that wear shirts with cute little Tweety Bird on them. Even those hambeasts are at least actual women, that arguably contributed something to the world by keeping a bunch of burger flippers alive until adulthood

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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O B E S E

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

no one can enter his swamp.

Same goes for his crotch swamp

 

[The Autogynosmile]

Same goes for his crotch swamp

I don't think anyone would want to.

Spoiler

I really hope not, anyways

 

[Law]

We self contain and monitor for a reason, so we don't look like fucking idiots to the masses.

Bit late for that, mate.
Also a big ole optimistic rating to all the girls in this thread who think lotion will solve Kevin's problems.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

How the fuck do you live, in fucking Colorado, on an arid plateau a mile and a half above sea level, where the sun shines damn near every day, and the UV is strong enough to give an Irishman skin cancer in about 5 minutes, and have skin that blindingly pale?

Spoiler: Autism

For our foreign readers, I plotted the Tranch's approximate location on this sunshine hours map. As you can see, it is very sunny in south central Colorado, much sunnier than famously sunny parts of Europe like Tuscany or Formentera.

i know, because he never leaves his bedroom. it's still amazing.

 

[absolutely not]

Bit late for that, mate.
Also a big ole optimistic rating to all the girls in this thread who think lotion will solve Kevin's problems.

His skin is just so unbelievably bad for someone in their early 30’s. If I didn’t know his age, I’d think he’s pushing like, mid 40’s. It looks like he hasn’t ever used face wash or the bare minimum, sunscreen. A skin routine would at least help a little bit.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

 

[s0mbra]

Can't believe I got RE spoilers in a Kevin thread
Spoiler that shit plz. It's been out for like 3 days and some of us have lives