What should as a society do with Thomas? - Discuss the future of Tom

[Stilgar of Troon]

Make him (in)famous. He'll do the rest of the damage himself.

 

[Neko GF]

Tell him to kill himself.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

What about you guys? What will you do with Thomas?

The same thing we do every night, grab some popcorn while we watch the latest episode of the "Tom Shoots Himself in the Foot" show.

Give him an internationally-syndicated TV show to let the world laugh at what a degenerate piece of batshit shit he is.

Sharing is love; Kiwi Farms have no right to hoard this treasure.

Make him (in)famous. He'll do the rest of the damage himself.

I mean it's only here and Youtube but I'd still say mission accomplished on this one.

 

[BigTodd]

I honestly can't think of anything worse for the man than living life the way he has. I think he'd call it karma if his mental illness didn't prop him up with massive delusions of grandeur.

 

[Just A Butt]

what's wrong with what we are doing now?

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Send to him mexico or brazil preferably to a place where it's controlled heavily by a cartel, let them know what a kiddie diddler and doggie fucker he is, wait a few months, go on best gore and then watch the ensuing fun. it'll be a 50/50 split on whether the whole village would lynch him, or he ends up the way of most people who cross cartels, death by trash bag fire, or decaptation.

 

[SofondaCox]

I'd like his brain studied in a laboratory.

That's the only part, though. The rest of him is just an unremarkable old fat man.

 

[Death Grip]

Send him howling down the street obviously. It really ties in with his name and how I refer to him: 'the pipers son'.
I know it was a dog but let's face it, a pig would probably work for him too.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Point. Laugh. Repeat.

 

[Troonwhisperer]

Feed him to the dogs. They deserve justice as well. #Neverforgetthedobermann

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Something that'd get me banned from the internet anywhere else.

I posted nigger on his wall.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Respect her pronouns.

 

[DumbDude42]

I, for one, will investigate if his claim of having sex with an a underage is true and send him to jail for it.

didnt that shit take place in like the 80s or something

 

[Mongo0o]

Go to your local foundry. Find one of these containers. Pour on the genitalia.

 

[Sissy]

Nothing, everyone should be allowed to live free as long as they dont hurt other people. This is America.

 

[Albert Ball]

Nothing, everyone should be allowed to live free as long as they dont hurt other people. This is America.

Tom has hurt people you retard. Read the OP.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Send him to prison and tattoo, "I'm a child rapist" on his forehead." This would also work in Chicago.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I think John is a pretty cool guy. Eh molests chieldren and doesnt afraid of anything

 

[Solid Snek]

It goes into any orifice, then you turn the key causing the metal spikes to spread out. It's called a pear of anguish. This is assuming the legends about it are actually true.

It's almost certainly not true.

And even if it were, Tommie would probably enjoy it.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

It's almost certainly not true.

And even if it were, Tommie would probably enjoy it.

...on some level, with every response, we are just giving this masochistic asshole what he wants. Well, that's disheartening.