Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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So I missed what made Bryan lolcow status and to read through 300+ pages is not ideal can someone sum it up in a paragraph for the uninitiated? Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable. I know he had some ties to metokur like they played vidya together.
 
Nah, this has gone on for three socks now, so about a year. With all the existential/funding issues with the site over the last while, dealing with the Bryan Policy is likely to be near the bottom of anyone's priority list. Plus, he's just going to sock again, what does merging him accomplish in the grand scheme of things?
Well that's kind of what I mean, Bryan is not really sped-ing about or causing that much hassle at the moment, im sure null got fed up and can't be asked to verify and merge them
 
So I missed what made Bryan lolcow status and to read through 300+ pages is not ideal can someone sum it up in a paragraph for the uninitiated? Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable. I know he had some ties to metokur like they played vidya together.
Consistent public spergouts, desperate chasing of e-celebrities, online meltdowns, incredibly thin skin, constantly running off half-cocked

The first incident was getting excommunicated from gamergate for fabricating leaks from the owner of Gawker that were so embarassingly retarded that even Milo wouldn't touch them
 
So I missed what made Bryan lolcow status and to read through 300+ pages is not ideal can someone sum it up in a paragraph for the uninitiated? Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable. I know he had some ties to metokur like they played vidya together.
You literally have to read the first post. @JuanButNotForgotten did a fantastic post detailing everything. Nothing Bryan does is reasonable in the long term.
 
So I missed what made Bryan lolcow status and to read through 300+ pages is not ideal can someone sum it up in a paragraph for the uninitiated? Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable. I know he had some ties to metokur like they played vidya together.
In addition to what the others have said he loves to larp as being in some position of authority or having some secret insider information for attention and will spergout if you question him. His favored tactic is to either claim to be a behavior therapist (he's not hes a line man) and diagnosis every one as a sociopath/narcissist (great copypasta) or tease having some secret audio but can't release it because his best friend Daddy Jim told him not to. @JuanButNotForgotten did an amazing job on the OP give it a read.
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Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable
Gunt 2.0 just uses him as cannon fodder. If Bryan fucks up and sun's gonna rise next morning, he can just say "it wasn't me, it was Bryan". Also, anyone who takes anything coming from his mouth seriously is a lolcow himself. Here is his Redemption arc in a nutshell.

In addition to what the others have said he loves to larp as being in some position of authority
Not only that, when I was reading through his old posts from 2017 it boggled my mind that he behaved like he's been here for a decade or something. Even though he had a thread here, where he was melting down every couple of months, he acted like mods were his friends and Null was his homie, who would tolerate him no matter what. That's some top level delusions right there.
 
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So I missed what made Bryan lolcow status and to read through 300+ pages is not ideal can someone sum it up in a paragraph for the uninitiated? Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable. I know he had some ties to metokur like they played vidya together.
attention whore repressed homosexual with strong cock lust
 
So I missed what made Bryan lolcow status and to read through 300+ pages is not ideal can someone sum it up in a paragraph for the uninitiated? Since he has been teaming up with PPP from the Ralph saga moving forward he seems somewhat reasonable. I know he had some ties to metokur like they played vidya together.
tl;dr he's gay lol
 
Not only that, when I was reading through his old posts from 2017 it boggled my mind that he behaved like he's been here for a decade or something. Even though he had a thread here, where he was melting down every couple of months, he acted like mods were his friends and Null was his homie, who would tolerate him no matter what. That's some top level delusions right there.
I mean I kind of get that, given several of us consider Bryan a friend and all we do is give him life-sustaining advice.
He just thus far has stubbornly refused to accept it.
Really he should come back here and we can all just hash it out.
 
I mean I kind of get that, given several of us consider Bryan a friend and all we do is give him life-sustaining advice.
He just thus far has stubbornly refused to accept it.
Really he should come back here and we can all just hash it out.

Well I'm of the mindset that the advice that I gave to him before was simply so he would fuck off and stop acting like a horrible case of herpes. Not because I liked him, I don't actually think many of us who interacted with him and did this shit liked him or consider him a friend.

He really shouldn't come back, he should fuck off and stay fucked off. Once he starts up on something he won't fucking let go, again, like herpes, or a pitbull in a nursery.
 
Well I'm of the mindset that the advice that I gave to him before was simply so he would fuck off and stop acting like a horrible case of herpes. Not because I liked him, I don't actually think many of us who interacted with him and did this shit liked him or consider him a friend.

He really shouldn't come back, he should fuck off and stay fucked off. Once he starts up on something he won't fucking let go, again, like herpes, or a pitbull in a nursery.
He's been gone for a while and he's been getting into bloodsports purely as an OBS slave who isn't allowed to talk these days. Maybe he's figured out how to stay involved in faggy e-drama without spraying spaghetti on everything, and even more optimistically, finally took notes on the many "How Bryan could avoid detection while socking" posts in here. Or just doesn't log in anymore.
 
i was reading this thread about /cow/and found over 1k archived threads one of them was his /cow/ thread, i didn't screengrab all of it so feel free to continue...(https://archive.fo/1TOQx)
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:story: which leads to "anons" posting as others (likely bry switching ips in irc)
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next is his okcupid profile, someone in the thread even reviewed each word of his profile...
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lore dump and comments from /cow/boys.
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a dunnstorian appears to codify a few dunn fax...
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now the most curious post someone who claimed to be his syrian ex...
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lore dump and comments from /cow/boys.
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That's what I thought, but it seems that Bryan wasn't a full-fledged member of SoK, just an orbiter. Yeah, imagine being so autistic, that even Fred Fuchs is hesitant to have you around. He then of course denied that he tried to join them. Also, this guy forgot that he played victim with Fred Fuchs after the downfall of SoK, like he was some cult leader or dictator, not just some sped with a hateboner for DSP, just like Bryan. It's even more funny, when you look at the snippet from Jackie Chin show, where BSV jokes about boxing match and Bryan immediately promises to beat his ass, while Fred is laughing in the background. Of course, Bryan will tell later that all of it - tickets, "put you into coma" tweet" - was Fred's idea and he was just used.

a dunnstorian appears to codify a few dunn fax...
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Wrong, but I can't blame the guy - keeping this autism in your head is painful. Bryan didn't make a sock to check his thread, he made an account to make a thread on Ralph. even though we had one 6 months before that. He then tried to shill his videos and was even found out by Ralph and some users, but no one noticed. Months later his dead thread got bumped, he discovered it and went full autismo.

No, Null banned him, because he had enough. At this point Bryan was threadbanned from multiple threads, had daily slapfights with Vidar and also had three confirmed socks. That post was just the last straw.

No, Null didn't "let him back", Bryan socked again and Null just merged his accounts into @Bryan Dunn. Yes, for some time he didn't ban him, but just because it was too hilarious to let it all die.

The part with a CnD is not that simple. Bryan was banned again during the return of Ross, like a faggot he is, he socked again and that was when Null decided to file a CnD.

No, The Retarded Detective was his, what, 4th sock? Yeah, the one he had before THE MERGE. It was a history by the time Null filed CnD.

now the most curious post someone who claimed to be his syrian ex...
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Yeah, that is true, but it was funnier. As you may remember, Sarah announced on Twitter that they were never married which forced Bryan to crawl into his thread and cry like a bitch.
Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

Then user @John Smith decided to fuck with him and some time later posted his twitter DMs with her, which didn't show Bryan in a very good light. Bryan response? Call her a psycho!
Man she lied alot here and you also deserve the noose for harassing her John Kelly. Leave my ex alone, our break up ended due to alot of factors and she is a mentalcase with a vindictive personality. Trying to get her to move was a nightmare in itself and her behavior was borderline psychotic to say the least and I expect her to slander me and more after her twitter stunt.

Have you never had a bad break up and you both collectively want nothing to do with each other and hate each other? If so, congrats. Welcome to reality sperg holy fuck.

Leave my ex alone man, shes living life unlike you. You dont need to poke a woman who will say whatever she wants you fucking sperg.



No I am not mad at her. She hurt me as much as I hurt her. She is happy with her bf and im happt with my gf. We ended very badly and she doesnt need to the stress tbh. She did alot worse in RL after our breakup then tell some idiot on the internet lies about me or vent her anger towards me. I just hope this dumb fuck doesnt cause a shitstorm with this woman now because he leaked all this.

She is a basketcase, She knows what I am talking about and im not going to get into details on her personal life but just know she is VERY VERY vindictive and revenge savy. She also can be very sweet if you have things that make her happy.

Just be ready for John Smith here to possibly get her on a bad day. Thatll be fun to watch
Jesus, Bryan, why all the people who refuse to ignore your autism, turn out to be mentally ill? Can you verify it with your degree in bugchasing termite inspections?

But the real fun happens, when she comes into the thread!
Oh I'm the psycho? Ok then let me continue "psychoing"
For $2 I'll sell you and every single text message you sent me since our break up before i had to block you on multiple platforms to stop you from harassing me.
Heck you know what, i might even add in some pictures from before our break up just because im vindictive like that.
The lies you tell about me might actually finally become your reality.
Go ahead, try me.

Sadly, no one gave her those 2 bucks, but just look at Bryan immediately shrinking and wimping like a bitch!
This is weird now. Nothing I said is bad and pretty fair. If this is You, then go to school and have a good day. Dont prove my statements true as I literally just wished you the best and for others to leave you alone.

Im not ashamed that I told you I missed you at times or that I wished we could work shit out. It happens when you end in relationships sarah, Im also not going to sit here and drag you thru a virtual mudpit. Its alittle weird you stalk my Kf stuff though if this is actually you.

Go be happy Sarah, this isnt the place to lose your mind over.
Yeah, just like when he smeared Vidar as a pedo. Fair!

Sarah later confirmed, that it was her.
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Also, Sarah confirmed on Twitter, that it was her on /cow/.
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I really feel bad for her. This sped managed to torture BSV for months just because the latter refused to believe that Ralph is trying to destroy him. She probably witnessed too many of his autistic outbursts.
 
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That's what I thought, but it seems that Bryan wasn't a full-fledged member of SoK, just an orbiter. Yeah, imagine being so autistic, that even Fred Fuchs is hesitant to have you around. He then of course denied that he tried to join them. Also, this guy forgot that he played victim with Fred Fuchs after the downfall of SoK, like he was some cult leader or dictator, not just some sped with a hateboner for DSP, just like Bryan. It's even more funny, when you look at the snippet from Jackie Chin show, where BSV jokes about boxing match and Bryan immediately promises to beat his ass, while Fred is laughing in the background. Of course, Bryan will tell later that all of it - tickets, "put you into coma" tweet" - was Fred's idea and he was just used.


Wrong, but I can't blame the guy - keeping this autism in your head is painful. Bryan didn't make a sock to check his thread, he made an account to make a thread on Ralph. even though we had one 6 months before that. He then tried to shill his videos and was even found out by Ralph and some users, but no one noticed. Months later his dead thread got bumped, he discovered it and went full autismo.

No, Null banned him, because he had enough. At this point Bryan was threadbanned from multiple threads, had daily slapfights with Vidar and also had three confirmed socks. That post was just the last straw.

No, Null didn't "let him back", Bryan socked again and Null just merged his accounts into @Bryan Dunn. Yes, for some time he didn't ban him, but just because it was too hilarious to let it all die.

The part with a CnD is not that simple. Bryan was banned again during the return of Ross, like a faggot he is, he socked again and that was when Null decided to file a CnD.

No, The Retarded Detective was his, what, 4th sock? Yeah, the one he had before THE MERGE. It was a history by the time Null filed CnD.



Yeah, that is true, but it was funnier. As you may remember, Sarah announced on Twitter that they were never married which forced Bryan to crawl into his thread and cry like a bitch.


Then user @John Smith decided to fuck with him and some time later posted his twitter DMs with her, which didn't show Bryan in a very good light. Bryan response? Call her a psycho!

Jesus, Bryan, why all the people who refuse to ignore your autism, turn out to be mentally ill? Can you verify it with your degree in bugchasing termite inspections?

But the real fun happens, when she comes into the thread!


Sadly, no one gave her those 2 bucks, but just look at Bryan immediately shrinking and wimping like a bitch!

Yeah, just like when he smeared Vidar as a pedo. Fair!

Sarah later confirmed, that it was her.
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Also, Sarah confirmed on Twitter, that it was her on /cow/.
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I really feel bad for her. This sped managed to torture BSV for months just because the latter refused to believe that Ralph is trying to destroy him. She probably witnessed too many of his autistic outbursts.
I am somewhat uninformed on Bryan's past, did this girl ever escape him? Talk about paying the consequences of your actions, I bet she is never co-signing a lease again.
 
I am somewhat uninformed on Bryan's past, did this girl ever escape him? Talk about paying the consequences of your actions, I bet she is never co-signing a lease again.
Yes. She then went on Killstream when Bryan was outed as nasty cockslut. Surprisingly, she didn't reveal much, just that girls were contacting her about Bryan asking them for nudes, that he lied about their relationship i.e. refused to spend time with her in favor of watching Metokur and that he greatly exaggerates the size of his pee-pee.

Bryan didn't respond well to that and pulled his degree out of his ass again.
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I had zero luck with finding that "interview Weev gave to Ralph, where he called her horrible human being", in fact, I wasn't able to find ANY interview Weev gave to Ralph. All I've found is Sarah's interview to Ralph, where she talked about her relationship with Weev and, well, it seemed that she still had feelings for the guy, while being with Bryan. It's a shame no one tried to ask Weev, when he was regularly answering questions here.

He also claimed even more unbelievably outrageous shit.
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As you may've guessed, he was doing it during Killstream and well, Sarah responded - no, she's never pointed a gun at him, but she bought one after their break up, since he was harrasing her, which looking at the all shit that Bryan has done, I can easily believe.

She also had her version of the robbery.
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Unlike Bryan, I don't like to pretend that I am straight a shrink, but on the Killstream she didn't sound manic or psychotic at all, hell, she barely wanted to be there.
 
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I am somewhat uninformed on Bryan's past, did this girl ever escape him? Talk about paying the consequences of your actions, I bet she is never co-signing a lease again.
She seems like she's currently doing fine. Occasionally posts some tasty looking food, stays out of e-retardation and doesn't share her personal life
 
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