Dave bitching about things being "outdated", especially if it has anything to do with finance, just kills me. When it comes to how I earn my living I'm similar to Dave, I'm self-employed and my work involves typing on the computer. I don't beg children for their allowance, but I provide certain services. It never took me more than 20 minutes at the end of the month to calculate my taxes, it never took me hours to pay my bills every week. The only way I can see Phil spending hours doing his taxes and paying his bills is if he's by candlelight, hunched over a leather-bound ledger doing double-entry bookkeeping like he's a member of one of the merchant families back in the 15th century Italian merchant republics.
Additionally, what it seems to me he does is not keeping his business and private account separate, he seems to just empty his Paypal account into one of his bank accounts and then uses it to pay for everything, no matter if it's business related and he does still own it or if it's for private stuff. I mean, I know he's a gacha addict and perfect consoomer who can't help but SPEND SPEND SPEND, but he'd solve so many headaches when doing his taxes if he just used a business account for business-related shit ONLY and a private account for private-related shit ONLY. Then when he does his taxes he could just look at all his transactions on his business account and ignore his private account. What it seems to me he does at the end of the year is look over every single transaction and tries to determine what's business related and what's not. It boggles the mind why he even needs a tax guy because he's just one faggot with zero employees whose only business expenses involve buying electronic toys and then raging at them when they refuse to let him win. Maybe he thinks he's more of a grown-up big boy adult if he has someone else do his accounting and calculates his taxes for him, who knows.
But I'm just a no-life nudnik idiot kid living in my mom's basement so what the fuck would I know.
EDIT:
I think he's confusing "Gravity" with "Battery". I mean this is the same fake fan who heard Raining Blood by Slayer while playing Vice City and said that it was "Gravity by Metallica".