Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sped Xing]

I'd love to see this proof that he didn't get his degree, but I'm also lazy.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Maddox's 1 math test away from graduating the university of Utah with a degree in mathematics

I cannot fathom needing to pass one test to graduate, with unlimited prep time, and just never doing it.

What a retard.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

I cannot fathom needing to pass one test to graduate, with unlimited prep time, and just never doing it.

What a retard.

Could Maddox ever return to that university to just resit that one test to get his degree or does he have to apply and pay for an entire four-year programme all over again?

 

[Dick Molesterson]

It's in this thread from a blog (the one where he was ripping off Maddox's style of writing) and he has mentioned it breifly on the show (He says that dropping out of college worked for him) but Dax dropped out of Cal-Tech, meaning Maddox's 1 math test away from graduating the university of Utah with a degree in mathematics is further than Dax got to obtaining a degree from Cal-Tech with a degree in computer engineering.

This should of been obvious to us as every website he makes is a shitty poorly made word press blog and even then he can't be bothered to click update on plugins.

I took a quick glance through the Hammer blog, and I didn't see anything about dropping out of Cal Tech. For example, he does mention having a degree here:



So I'm thinking that he did in fact graduate. However, it was well documented in his resume and some other blog entries that he did maintain a stunning 2.0 GPA during his time at CT, so his incompetence still makes sense.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

A former associate of Dax's supplied me with an archive of his now deleted blogspot account from 2003. Enjoy!

The Rampaging Id

Here are some of my favorite bits:
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I took a quick glance through the Hammer blog, and I didn't see anything about dropping out of Cal Tech. For example, he does mention having a degree here:

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So I'm thinking that he did in fact graduate. However, it was well documented in his resume and some other blog entries that he did maintain a stunning 2.0 GPA during his time at CT, so his incompetence still makes sense.

Huh, well this is interesting. Dax has given two conflicting accounts however it appears his admitting to dropping out is in 2003 and his "I am an engineering Cal-Tech grad" is from 2005. Good find on both of these btw. I am not surprised Dax would lie about being a Cal-Tech grad, but why would he lie about dropping out? My guess is he lies about being Cal-Tech alumni because he thinks no one checks and verifies... but who knows he maybe play 5D chess and throwing out that he is a drop out to pwn all those feminazis and Karens with bait and Dab on them with his degree and his job in building rockets for JPL (even though his resume shows he works in marketing and is mostly a silent partner).

Given what we've learned, I'd lean toward it's more realistic to believe Dax lies about being a Cal-Tech grad to impress people than he thought it was lulzy to lie about being a college drop out before he ever got famous.

Edit to avoid double post:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/n8h3o8/hahahaha_now_your_dogecoin_is_up_1000_instead_of/

I mean Doge coin isn't a serious crypto but whatever, it's funny seeing Dax tell people to avoid like the plague then see it blow up.

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Did I miss something? Is there a reason that TDS is so angry at Dogecoin? It's a joke meme coin that is having an insane price spike but it's done this multiple times over the years.

If only he had a fitness trainer news babe who has placed in national fitness competitions to lead this competition...

 

[waffle]

When did he start? He could have dropped out for a semester or year and then went back and finished.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

When did he start? He could have dropped out for a semester or year and then went back and finished.

That is a possibility, but people who do that say they are "taking a break" or "taking a semester off" not "dropping out." Reasons for doing that are not casual ones either. They are usually due to serious medical, family, or financial issues that make being a proper full time student impossible. Dax seems to come from money, his family seems to be perfectly fine and healthy with addiquet support from other family members to step in, and the only medical issue Dax has talked about is a bad knee.
Your Junior and Senior classes are also exponentially harder than your freshman and sophmore classes. These are the classes people actually spend multiple hours daily studying for. If Dax took a semester off he is making an already steep hurdle to climb even steeper.

Also re-reading his 2005 joke about his Cal-Tech degree I am wondering if the joke is "Mom left it out in the sun, so the ink on my degree is all gone lololololol" is a subtle dropping out joke.

Like all things with Dax, who knows. Dax lies all the time to make himself seem super cool.

I cannot fathom needing to pass one test to graduate, with unlimited prep time, and just never doing it.

It's not uncommon to have an exit exam that you just can't pass. However chances are if you find your self in a situation like this you are a C or D student and not an A/B student. Maddox failed 3 times and did worse each time. The exit exam isn't created by the university normally but rather is some agreed upon test by the regional accredidation board so that anyone with a degree from a university with that accreditation (aka what separates a real university from ECPI). There are also usually some sort of restrictions on time limits, GPA, number of credits, etc. before being allowed to take these tests. It's not exactly the kind of thing where you go to a testing center and go take it like an SAT, otherwise why not teach yourself and test out.

Sometimes these tests will have stuff you never covered because your tenured professor didn't think it was worth teaching, but they will teach you enough to pass your exit exam so long as you understood everything. What is weird is he bragged about "almost passing" which is like bragging about almost winning the lottery.

What struck me as odd is Maddox already had Alphabet of Manliness money and the forward from "I am better than your kids", he could of paid a full time tutor and went balls to the wall to pass this exam just to rub it in his families face... but instead clings to "almost passing" and cutting his losses.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

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Huh, well this is interesting. Dax has given two conflicting accounts however it appears his admitting to dropping out is in 2003 and his "I am an engineering Cal-Tech grad" is from 2005. Good find on both of these btw. I am not surprised Dax would lie about being a Cal-Tech grad, but why would he lie about dropping out? My guess is he lies about being Cal-Tech alumni because he thinks no one checks and verifies... but who knows he maybe play 5D chess and throwing out that he is a drop out to pwn all those feminazis and Karens with bait and Dab on them with his degree and his job in building rockets for JPL (even though his resume shows he works in marketing and is mostly a silent partner).

Given what we've learned, I'd lean toward it's more realistic to believe Dax lies about being a Cal-Tech grad to impress people than he thought it was lulzy to lie about being a college drop out before he ever got famous.

Edit to avoid double post:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/n8h3o8/hahahaha_now_your_dogecoin_is_up_1000_instead_of/

I mean Doge coin isn't a serious crypto but whatever, it's funny seeing Dax tell people to avoid like the plague then see it blow up.
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Did I miss something? Is there a reason that TDS is so angry at Dogecoin? It's a joke meme coin that is having an insane price spike but it's done this multiple times over the years.
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If only he had a fitness trainer news babe who has placed in national fitness competitions to lead this competition...

Ok. this clears things up a little bit now. If I remember correctly, earlier in his solo podcast he had an email from a listener who was asking if he should bother finishing college. I believe Dax said something about leaving school to join a business venture with a friend that ultimately did not pan out. So if he is saying that he dropped out in 2003 but had a degree in 2005, then I'm guessing that would be why. Of course, he could just be a terrible liar, which we already know he is.

Edit: I probably should have checked both blogs before posting, though. Good looking out.

Edit 2: Here's his resume where he boasts a 2.8 GPA at CalTech and a love for Kung Fu:

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Ok. this clears things up a little bit now. If I remember correctly, earlier in his solo podcast he had an email from a listener who was asking if he should bother finishing college. I believe Dax said something about leaving school to join a business venture with a friend that ultimately did not pan out. So if he is saying that he dropped out in 2003 but had a degree in 2005, then I'm guessing that would be why. Of course, he could just be a terrible liar, which we already know he is.

Edit: I probably should have checked both blogs before posting, though. Good looking out.

Edit 2: Here's his resume where he boasts a 2.8 GPA at CalTech and a love for Kung Fu:

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interesting....


Dax was either class of '99 or '00 if I am not mistaken. Assuming Dax went the normal college/technical school route this means he would of started septemberish. College in California is weird, some schools do semesters, some do trimesters. Anyways, this would put the dropping out revalation shortly before expected graduation date which is when difficulty would have ramped up. I'd also like to point out that in order to graduate many schools have minimum GPA requirements to graduate and these requirements can be above the 2.0 thresh hold many think (nursing degrees are notoriously unforgiving and will have GPA thresholds above 3.0 for the program).

Caltech Computing + Mathematical Sciences | Undergraduate Major in Computer Science

Consistently ranked among the top programs in the US, our department is active in many areas of Computer Science, Applied Mathematics, Communication & Networks, and Control & Systems, and is engaged in a broad range of interdisciplinary initiatives: our research projects frequently involve...

www.cms.caltech.edu

Found some info on Caltech undergrad programs
https://www.cms.caltech.edu/academics/ugrad
Software engineering or computer engineering is not a degree offered there as far as I can see, but maybe I am missing something

Caltech Division of Engineering and Applied Science | Admissions

Working at the leading edges of fundamental science to invent the technologies of the future.

eas.caltech.edu

lol I was looking at the wrong section
thanks for posting his resume.

Ahh so this is why Dax says he "worked" for JPL. JPL uses Caltech for research and every student gets to do research work for JPL to learn.
Huh, decided to look into Ampsafe.com

Arc Flash and Electrical Safety Training Experts - AMPSafe

AMPSAFE is a consulting firm in San Antonio, Texas. With over 30 years experience, the AMPSafe team have proven to be the preferred Arc Flash and Electrical Safety Training Experts for many companies across the world.

www.ampsafe.com

A senior programer....

huh, I mean not unheard of to make the UI for electrical software but scoring a senior spot as a lead on that kind of a project fresh out of college? That strikes me as odd.

There is nothing weird about this. It just gave me a giggle given the whole "worlds worse mexcian" gag.

He has said on his show that dropping out worked for him but fuck if I can remember exactly which episode of TSD it was over a year ago. It's some time after the Mint drama. He says something along the lines of "I tell people to do the things that have worked for me. I tell people to use drugs cause I've always had a good experience with them. When college isn't working for you, I tell people to drop out. I dropped out and it worked for me. Why would I tell people to do things that I personally could not say work from experience."
That said, getting into Caltech is no easy task and they are known for being an especially punishing school. It seems his former room mate "rocket man" is someone he met durring his time in the NASA/JPL program (which requires a 2.0 GPA to work on).

What seems odd to me is he is a piss poor web designer. Any pics he's taken for work functions back in the day have all been marketing related stuff where he specializes in SEO. He's also a co-founder of his marketing company and as far as I know that happened right out of college (be it after graduating or dropping out) and besides this resume the list of companies he worked for were all weird no name marketing companies.

 

[Nigella]

What seems odd to me is he is a piss poor web designer. Any pics he's taken for work functions back in the day have all been marketing related stuff where he specializes in SEO. He's also a co-founder of his marketing company and as far as I know that happened right out of college (be it after graduating or dropping out) and besides this resume the list of companies he worked for were all weird no name marketing companies.

Yes, he leveraged his caltech degree (maybe lied on his resume) into scamming people with fake companies which don't actually provide any service for decades. Its not a mystery, he was doing basic bitch seo and was able to market himself as a 'CALTECH' student to get ahead of the pajeets who do it.

 

[Sped Xing]

Yes, he leveraged his caltech degree (maybe lied on his resume) into scamming people with fake companies which don't actually provide any service for decades. Its not a mystery, he was doing basic bitch seo and was able to market himself as a 'CALTECH' student to get ahead of the pajeets who do it.

Only one instance of "Diddler Dax" on the front page for "Dax Herrera." That's pretty good SEO.

 

[Pissmaster]

I cannot fathom needing to pass one test to graduate, with unlimited prep time, and just never doing it.

What a retard.

I actually know someone who had that same kinda thing happen, only they could have passed their test with ease.

It pretty much just came down to never actually needing to do it due to gainful employment by then. They figured they could just go get the degree whenever they actually needed it, but never actually did.

Maddox definitely needs his, though, lol.

Edit 2: Here's his resume where he boasts a 2.8 GPA at CalTech and a love for Kung Fu:

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bro I'm not a grammar nazi but that's your resumé

(also lol i have a better GPA)

 

[Nigella]

Pretty interesting the front page results for dax herrera are some random fb page with 4 likes called
"Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson is a hateful misogynist & a psychopath."

you would think he would use his SEO expertise to deal with that one, seems pretty easy to nip it in the bud

 

[Nigella]

Good job on the SEO optimisation Dax, Im sure clients will see your ability to manage your own brand and trust you with theirs

wn brand

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

I actually know someone who had that same kinda thing happen, only they could have passed their test with ease.

It pretty much just came down to never actually needing to do it due to gainful employment by then. They figured they could just go get the degree whenever they actually needed it, but never actually did.

Maybe I'm just a simp for tertiary education, but I think I would maybe set aside one of my weekends to put a bow on those four years, even if only to say I had.

 

[Xarpho]

I cannot fathom needing to pass one test to graduate, with unlimited prep time, and just never doing it.

What a retard.

He took it three times, actually. Here’s where he talks about it in “Biggest Problem”, episode 4.

Maddox: Um, no. (both crack up) I...absolutely not. I have nothin' to show -- I am within one degree...one test of graduating with a math degree.

Dick: Mhm.

Maddox: In college.

Dick: And your life would be no different.

Maddox: No different!

Dick: If you had that degree.

Maddox: Yeah! People ask me all the time, they say, "Hey, why didn't you go back and...and take the test?" Well, first of all, I have. I've taken the test 3 times. The first time, you know, I came within 1 point of passing, and it was heartbreaking, and then the second time I came within 2 points, and the third time I came within 3 points. So, you know. I can see the downward trend, I can see the pattern, and I realized that, uh...I changed careers and I'm a writer now. I'm a New York Times bestseller, so what do I need a math degree for?

 

[Pissmaster]

He took it three times, actually. Here’s where he talks about it in “Biggest Problem”, episode 4.

Did he ever say which degree, exactly? Like what was it that Maddox just never fully understood?

 

[Sped Xing]

Did he ever say which degree, exactly? Like what was it that Maddox just never fully understood?

If it's the GRE Math section, I can honestly understand failing it. The first time. How he didn't go back and research how to pass it afterwards, I dunno, but point being GRE Math is really odd.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

If it's the GRE Math section, I can honestly understand failing it. The first time. How he didn't go back and research how to pass it afterwards, I dunno, but point being GRE Math is really odd.

It's not like the math is changing, dude could get a tutor, work at it for a year and then surely pass it.

He never will, but he could.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Pretty interesting the front page results for dax herrera are some random fb page with 4 likes called
"Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson is a hateful misogynist & a psychopath."

you would think he would use his SEO expertise to deal with that one, seems pretty easy to nip it in the bud

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The label of misogynist is his brand whilst Psychopath has no meaning as anymore. The only thing this Facebook page would do is make his audience go “heh based” before torrenting more questionable files.