Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I've heard stories of people not paying for every line in these mega millions slot machines and then hitting a jackpot on a line that isn't lit. Seems like something Russ would do - then he'd chimp out sue.

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Yeah, he'd claim the casino rigged the machine to cheat him. He's said in the past that he considers trickery in games to be creating an unfair advantage. If he played poker, the first time someone bluffed him he'd accuse them of cheating and get thrown out. He expects everyone to let him win at whatever he's doing just because it's him. When he first submitted his song to Taylor's agents, I don't think he knew about unsolicited policies. But later, when he did learn they were common to all recording artists, he said he expected an exception to be made for him because he's disabled and that's why he sued Taylor again (among other reasons, keeping up with Russ drains one's will to live, so I might be wrong).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In his book, he straight up said that the first time he felt loved was when he fucked a hooker. That should tell you how highly he thinks of his family.

It's in his lawsuit too.

 

[Drowningman]

Whats the odds he tries to get laid by a undercover cop and gets arrested?
I could see him doing that quite easily.

 

[DumbDude42]

Whats the odds he tries to get laid by a undercover cop and gets arrested?
I could see him doing that quite easily.

possible but i dont think itll happen
theres enough legal brothels in nevada, and he probably has enough left where he isn't banned (yet) so he doesn't have to risk it

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How long before he sues the bots for not making him famous or sucking him his penis?

If he could figure out a way to do so I'm sure he would.

See, now you're talking someone like Burt Bacharach. I have a couple Bacharach compilations on iTunes, but you're right. People really want to hear singers like Dionne Warwick singing even if they do know who wrote the songs.
The Gibb Brothers also come to mind. They have quite a yuuuuge catalog of written songs they never performed. I think Islands in the Stream is one they wrote.

Yeah but Burt could actually sing. He wasn't a great singer but he could do it. Same with the Gibb Brothers. Not that I particularly like their music or their sound but they had talent which is something that Pipsqueak doesn't have.

 

[No. 7 cat]

possible but i dont think itll happen
theres enough legal brothels in nevada, and he probably has enough left where he isn't banned (yet) so he doesn't have to risk it

That's probably the one area of his life where he makes sure not to screw up. Why go outside Nevada?

 

[DrJonesHat]

That's probably the one area of his life where he makes sure not to screw up. Why go outside Nevada?

I think even Russ, being the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Obtuse People, knows prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas itself.

EDIT: We know he's fallen for girls telling him they need help paying their rent or whatever, and then they ghost him. Since Vegas has lots of con artists, I bet he falls prey to some stripper or escort who tells him they need money to get away from their abusive ex-bf. We all know Russ loves imagining himself as the hero of the story, so I think he'd cough up a lot in that situation. I can even see him being conned into putting up a junkie for a while without realizing she's a junkie. When it finally dawns on him that A) she's a drug addict and B) she's been using him, he'll have a hell of a time getting rid of her.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I think even Russ, being the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Obtuse People, knows prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas itself.

Well, yes, the counties where it's legal. Some random high or medium roller might get a whore to celebrate a casino win, but that won't be an issue for Russ.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Has anyone noticed any pattern in the women Russ chooses to obsess over, other than just "stereotypically hot/famous chick?"

So far, he doesn't seem to be particular about race (though I'm not aware of any Asian women he's ever fixated on).

I could be wrong, but I think he fixates on women who are listed as single at the time (e.x. Yovanna used to date Justin Bieber but is currently listed as single) - because in his delusional mind this means he actually has a chance with them.

 

[SteveGoatman]

It's in his lawsuit too.
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This. Look, as a demonic being who: a) believes sex work by adults should be legal; and b) doesn't understand human emotion or morality (you're all hilarious in your own special way) I would say this is the thing that makes Russ especially pathetic. The entire point of hookers is easy access to sex for money, and zero emotional attachment. Russ can't grasp either one of those points. His statement is also a complete and utter middle finger to his family, friends, church, and pretty much society in general who has cut him WAY more slack than any single person deserves. But hookers? THEY get Crusty Rusty. THEY understand his plights....Wow.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This. Look, as a demonic being who: a) believes sex work by adults should be legal; and b) doesn't understand human emotion or morality (you're all hilarious in your own special way) I would say this is the thing that makes Russ especially pathetic. The entire point of hookers is easy access to sex for money, and zero emotional attachment. Russ can't grasp either one of those points. His statement is also a complete and utter middle finger to his family, friends, church, and pretty much society in general who has cut him WAY more slack than any single person deserves. But hookers? THEY get Crusty Rusty. THEY understand his plights....Wow.

Given how he's spoken of hookers in the past, I believe he really does think they're all just looking for Mr. Right and as soon as they find him, they'll quit sex work and be loyal to him forever. Seriously, this a guy who thinks you have to romance hookers. He thinks women are vending machines, and if you do X she dispenses sex. Well, in a hooker's case, that's true, you pay her fee, she fucks you, you leave, she moves onto the next customer. He doesn't go to the brothels often enough to be really be a regular, and anyone who's unfortunate enough to get to know him runs away at top speed so he doesn't even get the friendly business arrangement that some guys get. I'm pretty sure he doesn't love his family, but doesn't hesitate to run to them when he fucks up like he did with Erika.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've heard stories of people not paying for every line in these mega millions slot machines and then hitting a jackpot on a line that isn't lit. Seems like something Russ would do - then he'd chimp out and sue.

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It's all fun and games right until Russell files a lolsuit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's all fun and games right until Russell files a lolsuit.

Then it's even MORE fun. For us at least. I'd imagine the big Vegas casinos operate like Coca-Cola or Google. They will spend whatever they have to in order to avoid developing a reputation for paying out frivolous lawsuits. There was one person who sued Google and they pulled out everything she'd ever done and made her unemployable. Of course, Russ has pretty much made himself unemployable, but suing a casino would result in them drawing massive attention to what a creep he is. He'd finally get the recognition he craves, just not the way he wanted.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Then it's even MORE fun. For us at least. I'd imagine the big Vegas casinos operate like Coca-Cola or Google. They will spend whatever they have to in order to avoid developing a reputation for paying out frivolous lawsuits. There was one person who sued Google and they pulled out everything she'd ever done and made her unemployable. Of course, Russ has pretty much made himself unemployable, but suing a casino would result in them drawing massive attention to what a creep he is. He'd finally get the recognition he craves, just not the way he wanted.

The only 'fame" he'll ever get is through his lawsuits and legal troubles - I almost suspect he'd rather be known as a complete fuck-up than be completely unknown.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The only 'fame" he'll ever get is through his lawsuits and legal troubles - I almost suspect he'd rather be known as a complete fuck-up than be completely unknown.

John Hinkley Jr. used the same logic. Russ might at some point decide if he's going down, he's going down in a blaze of glory.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Who is his "producer" anyway?

This reference to a "producer," in my view, means nothing insofar as it conveys no information. He could be referring to someone he's hired on Fiverr; he could be referring to an actual production company he's contracting to record his next song; he could have sent an email to a company and gotten a form response, from which he concluded, "Okay, these guys definitely want to work with me." Russell is forever peppering his posts with references to "marketers" and "producers" and "record labels" in an attempt to create the illusion of a prosperous career. When Russell refers to a "producer" on Facebook, all it tells us, really, is that he's still alive and still has access to Facebook.

I've heard stories of people not paying for every line in these mega millions slot machines and then hitting a jackpot on a line that isn't lit. Seems like something Russ would do - then he'd chimp out and sue.

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No, Russell. NO. I wasn't really on the bandwagon about a gambling addiction saga incoming, but these repeated "casual" references to gambling seem a bit worrying, knowing Russell's penchant for self-delusion.

 

[StraightShooter2]

John Hinkley Jr. used the same logic. Russ might at some point decide if he's going down, he's going down in a blaze of glory.

Yeah, there are some pretty apt comparisons between the two - John Hinckly was even a failed wannabee songwrither like Russ is. I suspect he might escalate if the attention he's getting currently ever wears off.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, there are some pretty apt comparisons between the two - John Hinckly was even a failed wannabee songwrither like Russ is. I suspect he might escalate if the attention he's getting currently ever wears off.

So you're saying we're saving the lives of people we don't even know by continuing to make fun of him?

 

[StraightShooter2]

So you're saying we're saving the lives of people we don't even know by continuing to make fun of him?

I guess... John Hinckley didn't have a cult following on social media, so he was able to conduct his activities out of the public eye for the most part. Russ knows that if he tries anything people are watching him.

I just have a feeling he won't decide to just "give up" on the lolsuits or the "wooing celebs" and walk away quietly into the night.

 

[Weeping Willow]

Yeah, there are some pretty apt comparisons between the two - John Hinckly was even a failed wannabee songwrither like Russ is. I suspect he might escalate if the attention he's getting currently ever wears off.

While there are some similarities between the two, Hinckley was an actual paranoid schizophrenic. He was so crazy that he once considered hijacking a plane to impress Foster. He also came from money and so didn’t regularly have to work which meant he had a lot of time to be a crazy stalker.

While Russ is crazy he isn’t crazy. While he very well could escalate in the future, I don’t think it will ever come close to Hinckley.