Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sped Xing]

It's not like the math is changing, dude could get a tutor, work at it for a year and then surely pass it.

He never will, but he could.

I said "the first time." It's a very strange test, and if you're not prepared, failing it is understandable.

Failing multiple times just smacks of hubris, however.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Can you imagine how insufferable Dax must have been as a kid? He was definitely that obnoxious loser in high school who thought he was “popular” but was studiously avoided by everyone who wasn’t exactly as self-aggrandizing as he was.

We got insight into that already. He called himself The Hammer and created that extremely gay Winamp skin.

He took it three times, actually. Here’s where he talks about it in “Biggest Problem”, episode 4.

It makes sense if you’re an underachieving bald cuck like George. This is a guy who spent years pining after Haley Mancini, a dried up catlady with a go-nowhere career as a voice actress. It makes sense in that lens to come up short of a degree. To bomb the only remaining test you need to get a degree multiple times makes even more sense. Everyone else thinks you’re an idiot but this is a guy who thought the lolsuit, Bananadox, and chasing after F-list voice talents is a good idea. This retard likely considers it a point of pride to be one exam short of the degree, even if everyone else is thinking “wtf”.

 

[Xarpho]

I said "the first time." It's a very strange test, and if you're not prepared, failing it is understandable.

Failing multiple times just smacks of hubris, however.

The other thing is that Maddox (on the show, in particular, but also in other works) is obsessed with statistics, to put on the "smart nerd" persona with Dick as the "party animal" foil. (Neither one is accurate, obviously).

You have to be really full of yourself to be obsessed with being smart and then deciding that just because you keep doing worse on a few points, that you'll NEVER pass the test. It probably explains why he descended into a complete and miserable failure, and Maddox (incorrectly) thinking he was some sort of unrespected super-genius only gave Dick ammunition capitalize on Maddox being some Dunning-Kreuger midwit for years.

 

[Berrakh]

We got insight into that already. He called himself The Hammer and created that extremely gay Winamp skin.

It makes sense if you’re an underachieving bald cuck like George. This is a guy who spent years pining after Haley Mancini, a dried up catlady with a go-nowhere career as a voice actress. It makes sense in that lens to come up short of a degree. To bomb the only remaining test you need to get a degree multiple times makes even more sense. Everyone else thinks you’re an idiot but this is a guy who thought the lolsuit, Bananadox, and chasing after F-list voice talents is a good idea. This retard likely considers it a point of pride to be one exam short of the degree, even if everyone else is thinking “wtf”.

It's like a recurring "fantasy" of self-sabotage, except real

 

[Dick Molesterson]

Another fantastic take from Dollar Store Asterios.

 

[Sped Xing]

A ways back when I still paid them any attention, Srirancha, Asterios' GF / Co-host, was trying put calling Asterios a pedophile in am attempt to be funny. Asterios got really upset, because he knew some jokes aren't worth risking anyone not getting.

Vito, however, is actively *trying* to get called a pedo. I hope it's just a horribly misguided notion of what is funny.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Another fantastic take from Dollar Store Asterios.

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There is a defense for Franco's actions that Franco himself stated. He didn't know she was 17 and ended it when he found out. Still a little creepy sure, but understandable.
Instead we get uncle Lesters molester guide to age of consent by state.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Imagine being close to Nick Rekeita and you choose fucking Ethan Ralph over him

Ralph honestly seems to have some form of magical power when it comes to not getting booted from friendships. There are several people who should have said up relations with him a long time ago.

Rekeita choose him over his own fanbase. There was almost a revolt a few months back where some of his top paypiggies where mad that he refused to discuss ralph on any level.

He made @Flamenco his bitch on livestream. yet even tough zoom threatened to fuck with him if he kept going on Ralphs show. He comes in and hangs around every now and then.

Rand choose him over his own family. A couple months back Ralph treatened to use a recording of Rand crying over his angelbaby if he didnt stop talking shit. Yet he came crawling back two days later.

Even Mr metokur promised to denounce Ralph if any evidence of his flagging came forward. We now got mountains of evidence of him flagging samlosco, ppp and Phobingas and Null. Yet its silence.

I think it comes from Ralphs relentlessness. Ralph even tough hes a retard and a sperg will dedicate the rest of his life to fucking with you if he sees that you have crossed him in any way.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Another fantastic take from Dollar Store Asterios.

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Am I only the one that is a bit skeeved when people jump to "the age of consent here is this" immediately as a defense?

 

[break these cuffs]

I think it comes from Ralphs relentlessness. Ralph even tough hes a retard and a sperg will dedicate the rest of his life to fucking with you if he sees that you have crossed him in any way.

It has very little to do with Ralph and everything to do with e-celebs and wannabe e-celebs being giant faggots. They're all clout chasers and shekel grubbers. The smart ones like Rekeita understand the emotional role they play for their paypigs and how far they can push things. They're a father figure, the girl their paypigs will never have the money to attract, the cool older friend who's cool enough to hang out with a loser, etc. Streaming and content creation has more to do with monetizing parasocial relationships these days and less with making any sort of creative or high quality content.

 

[Sped Xing]

Am I only the one that is a bit skeeved when people jump to "the age of consent here is this" immediately as a defense?

Yes, because ten years ago, Franco was 33.

Half plus seven is pretty consistent on "is this skeevy." Ignorance of her age is a fair excise when it's just talk, but the legal age of consent never decides what is creepy, only what is legal.

A 22 year old talking to a 17 year old where AOC is 18 is not creepy the way a 33 year old talking to an 18 year old where AOC is 17.

 

[Pissmaster]

Ralph honestly seems to have some form of magical power when it comes to not getting booted from friendships. There are several people who should have said up relations with him a long time ago.

Rekeita choose him over his own fanbase. There was almost a revolt a few months back where some of his top paypiggies where mad that he refused to discuss ralph on any level.

He made @Flamenco his bitch on livestream. yet even tough zoom threatened to fuck with him if he kept going on Ralphs show. He comes in and hangs around every now and then.

Rand choose him over his own family. A couple months back Ralph treatened to use a recording of Rand crying over his angelbaby if he didnt stop talking shit. Yet he came crawling back two days later.

Even Mr metokur promised to denounce Ralph if any evidence of his flagging came forward. We now got mountains of evidence of him flagging samlosco, ppp and Phobingas and Null. Yet its silence.

I think it comes from Ralphs relentlessness. Ralph even tough hes a retard and a sperg will dedicate the rest of his life to fucking with you if he sees that you have crossed him in any way.

Ralph is very charismatic. He laughs a lot, he's optimistic, he's very confident, he's fearless in conflict (to a serious fault), he generally has a positive tone with everything he says, and he articulates his thoughts reasonably well. If you aren't immediately put off by his abrasiveness, his demeanor might make him start to seem like a friend.

Add that with his relentlessness, and he just comes off as someone who's just not worth fucking with.

 

[Sped Xing]

If Ralph is charismatic, consider me Paul Muad'Dib.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Another fantastic take from Dollar Store Asterios.

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Way to confirm that being a pedo isn't just a "bit", Vito. What a retard.

 

[Chris Mclean]

It has very little to do with Ralph and everything to do with e-celebs and wannabe e-celebs being giant faggots. They're all clout chasers and shekel grubbers. The smart ones like Rekeita understand the emotional role they play for their paypigs and how far they can push things. They're a father figure, the girl their paypigs will never have the money to attract, the cool older friend who's cool enough to hang out with a loser, etc. Streaming and content creation has more to do with monetizing parasocial relationships these days and less with making any sort of creative or high quality content.

I 100% agree with you its the same as daxes game but that being said...

Riekta did lose some paypigges as a result of cocksucking of Ethan Ralph. When he could have easily gained some from shitting on him. People were infact complaining about Riektas morality and that it was a scumbag move for a suposed christian family man to ignore such behaviour. (Now thats ignoring the braggart manwhore drexel but hey who ever said Rackets paypiggies were smart). The logical thing would be to boot Ethan and make several streams getting thousands of sheckels shitting on him.
None of his paypiggies like Ralph and they barely interact with each other. In ever way Ralph is a millstone around your neck and i can´t come up with anything else but that hes such a hazzle to deal with so many people just ignore him instead of pulling him out like an infected tooth.

Ralph doenst have any special connections like he did in 2018-2019.
Before he used to enforce a blacklist that if you appeared on certain shows he didnt like you couldnt appear on the killstream. Now how would such a blacklist work?
Easy the best way to grift if you are a rightwinger is to appear in a debate with Vaush, Destiny or any other retarded big leftwing livestreamer. Most big left wing names wouldnt appear on rightwing shows except the killstream. If you cut of that connection you have cut off an important grift. Most big lefty names now refuse to speak to him.

Ralph is very charismatic. He laughs a lot, he's optimistic, he's very confident, he's fearless in conflict (to a serious fault), he generally has a positive tone with everything he says, and he articulates his thoughts reasonably well. If you aren't immediately put off by his abrasiveness, his demeanor might make him start to seem like a friend.

Add that with his relentlessness, and he just comes off as someone who's just not worth fucking with.

That is what Riekta said and he even said that he was a smart guy. That could get under peoples skin with his southern carm.

But i disagree he frequently mispronounces or uses the wrong words and now maybe that isnt the best indicator of intelligence, but he makes an effort to use longer and more complex word to come of as learned. He also has the most basic bitch rightwing takes known to man. But that might be the raging alog in me talking.

 

[KingofNothing]

There is a defense for Franco's actions that Franco himself stated. He didn't know she was 17 and ended it when he found out. Still a little creepy sure, but understandable.
Instead we get uncle Lesters molester guide age of consent by state.

Vito is exerting a weird amount of energy on being a creeper. I don't understand the endgame here where you have people unironically think you're a pedo defender by constantly going to bat for weird shit.

Not calling Franco one though if he was honest about not knowing that chick's age at the time. Just a poor choice on his part.

 

[Nigella]

I think it comes from Ralphs relentlessness. Ralph even tough hes a retard and a sperg will dedicate the rest of his life to fucking with you if he sees that you have crossed him in any way.

Ralph's pettiness is so disgusting. You hear it all the time, if someone takes a jab at him, he goes silent, then lashes out. And when you see him reporting on someone who has slighted him in the past, he has this weird heavy breathing thing he does, like he is gorging himself on it. Like the ED drama I had never heard about ( the admin wears tissue paper up his ass apparently) and Ralph went into it because ED has a page on him and his EX used to date the person involved...just sad

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax’s idol Tom Leykis just got a Dax-style ratio (though with far higher engagement metrics) for this take. Even his fellow TDS sufferers are telling him he’s a sick fuck. Dax’s hero, ladies and guntlemen:

In ever way Ralph is a millstone around your neck and i can´t come up with anything else but that hes such a hazzle to deal with so many people just ignore him instead of pulling him out like an infected tooth.

Bingo. This is like all the legit (not e-celeb) political commentators who won’t engage with the likes of Vic Berger because just getting on his radar is asking to have your time stolen by enraged retards. Unless you breathe drama like oxygen, à la Ralph, most people just want a reasonably peaceful life.

 

[Nigella]

Crippled jesus becoming gay for attention from Dick has to be the saddest fucking thing I have heard

My head canon is that Ralph set up Crippled Jesus with Flamenco the autist

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Dax’s idol Tom Leykis

Tom Leykis blocked Dax for supporting Trump and responding to some sort of "if you tweet (I forget what thing in support of Trump it was) I'm blocking you" from Leykis and true to his word when Dax did the thing Leykis said he would block for, Leykis blocked him... but that was on his last twitter account.

I don't wanna get this all derailed by talking about Franco, but I don't get why this has suddenly popped back up. This is a really old incident unless a new incident involving a 17 year old happened. Is this a national headline again or is Vito trying to be some weird pro pedo line dancer because Seth Rogan said he no longer fwends with Franco?

Reddit News:

Spoiler: How dare you not be our fwend edition

The cult of Dax is celebrating the downfall of Boogie since Boogie was gonna do Biggest problem in the 2niverse: the search for more money with Boogie and Boogie backed out because Dax was a retard who torched his reputation.

I'm no fan of Boogie, but these guys really take rejection to heart

They are grasping at member berries of old reddit users that went away. Maddox wasn't wrong about his Dick-warts nick name, these guys will pester you your whole life and annoy the shit out of you forever.

What a retard Sean is

"I'm 185 centimeters" Sean: "That's not that tall, nowhere close to 6 feet" 185 centimeters is 6 feet

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Oh my, we went from infallible Saint Sean to ripping into him and it going up to #3. Sean has had fans shit on him before but it usually doesn't get upvoted or gets drowned out with "Sean is perfect" posts.

"you... you... You wanna leave us. Fine, but you're a WoMaN!"

Weight loss contests are for women. We should be doing bulking and dick stretching contests.

I would nail my dick to the floor while injecting myself with all the bull semen necessary to become Arnold Schwarzenegger. Way to miss your own...

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I don't even know if this is a legit TDS fan or a troll, but it made me laugh.

They still don't know that NSFW is never coming out do they?

Dax in a nut shell, and again don't know if it's a troll or a fan anymore.

Look on the bright side people who are still on good terms with TDS, if Dax hasn't personally overstepped his boundaries in a way that fucks up you wanting to work with him yet, his retard fans will make up shit to try and make their cult leader sound super cool and alpha.
Exactly why would anyone want to work with Dax again?

While I covered this post in the last Reddit News update, I didn't cover Dax's chimp out over not being the financial investment God his followers believe he is

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/n8h3o8/hahahaha_now_your_dogecoin_is_up_1000_instead_of/

Wait a minute, Dax told everyone not to invest in GME. Suddenly he is parroting the common wisdom?

Dax flexing his knowledge of Duper and Duper relationships.