Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I guarantee that in 4-5 years this child is going to be diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or something, and get put on pills.

Father-son pillstream when?

 

[Vetti]

Does anyone know where they're having the baby shower? Ralph needs mail his gifts out soon.

 

[Sam Losco]

Does anyone know where they're having the baby shower? Ralph needs mail his gifts out soon.
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That child support jar should be empty or filled with lemons.

 

[Witthel]

Does anyone know where they're having the baby shower? Ralph needs mail his gifts out soon.
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He should include a copy of the sex tape while he's at it.

 

[DonDaLemon]

That child support jar should be empty or filled with lemons.

No more lemons. Just spells and potions now.

 

[Eggg]

Does anyone know where they're having the baby shower? Ralph needs mail his gifts out soon.
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I know there's the rule of not interacting with cows but it would be nice to get some gifts for baby xanny and maybe a card signed by all the kiwis

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Reminder there's only two weekends left to make some real heartfelt greeting cards for little Xander Joshua Conner's birth, so we better start firing up Photoshop soon.

We sending the cards to the Vickers pawn / coin shop?

 

[Sam Losco]

No more lemons. Just spells and potions now.

Ah, wasn't sure what Trovo calls their shit.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

It's a magical day!

16 REMAINING

 

[the grand autismo]

Teen mothers are more often early than late, could be any day now.

 

[veri]

We sending the cards to the Vickers pawn / coin shop?

Unfortunately you're not allowed to mail alcohol. But maybe a gift voucher for Maker's Mark would work instead, it's a heartfelt gift after all and it's the thought that counts.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Unfortunately you're not allowed to mail alcohol. But maybe a gift voucher for Maker's Mark would work instead, it's a heartfelt gift after all and it's the thought that counts.

Hey 18 year old aged makers Mark will age nicely for the Guntling

 

[FM Bradley]

Teen mothers are more often early than late, could be any day now.

I hope she remembers to flush afterwards.

 

[Neil]

Shudder. Why do the people who have orgies always end up being the least attractive people on the planet?

Lower standards.

He should include a copy of the sex tape while he's at it.

Like any white trash "parent", Ralph will wait until Xander's 13 to show him the full sex tape to explain the birds and the bees.

 

[AltisticRight]

Unfortunately you're not allowed to mail alcohol. But maybe a gift voucher for Maker's Mark would work instead, it's a heartfelt gift after all and it's the thought that counts.

Is delivery good? Get Mundane Matt to UberEats a case of Maker's Mark to the shekel hut.
(No, don't do that, this was a joke)

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Is delivery good? Get Mundane Matt to UberEats a case of Maker's Mark to the shekel hut.
(No, don't do that, this was a joke)

Not even Trader Joe's will do deliveries apparently. GATOR!

 

[Tom Myers]

We sending the cards to the Vickers pawn / coin shop?

I read that as Vickers pawg / coin shop and laughed.

"We have a slightly used pawg here, only gunted 1 time"

 

[Terrorist]

I read that as Vickers pawg / coin shop and laughed.

"We have a slightly used pawg here, only gunted 1 time"

Vickers’ Pawg and Coin (Formerly Gunt’s Thumb and Cuck)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I read that as Vickers pawg / coin shop and laughed.

"We have a slightly used pawg here, only gunted 1 time"

That p in pawg is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Unless it stands for plain (at best).

 

[Moderna]

I get nervous every time this thread updates