And this is exactly why they all have policies rejecting unsolicited works. There are already enough crazies out there who think famous people are stealing their ideas. You don't want to introduce even a hint of plausibility that it might actually be true.
Russell might want to clarify that "disconnect" from his responsibilities include not dropping his campaigns to help Russ's crusade to get his dick wet legally and cheaply.
Those are very common tropes in songs. I bet i could find multiple songs from the 60s and 70s that are very similar to both her and Taylor's poems/songs.
Russ has a very strange idea of how high profile people live. At first, he seemed to think Taylor's agents were required to pass everything people sent to them onto her. He doesn't seem to grasp that most famous people have someone running their social media for them and the famous person never sees his posts and DMs. Mitt Romney is a US Senator. He has a whole group of people who go through his emails to see if there's something that needs his personal attention. A weirdo ranting about people making fun of him the internet gets a form letter and nothing else.
To be clear, this bitch is a lunatic and probably a few chimpouts away from being thread-worthy herself. Her and Russ can rage about that bitch Taylor who is clearly stalking both of them and sending them secret messages in her songs/dirt in the mail over a nice Olive Garden pasta-soup-salad combo before heading down to the ole courthouse to file their class action suit that is sure to make them multimillionaires this time
I see her skill at drawing conclusions is about the same level as Rutsy's.
Except a story about cats cutting you is not the same as "Death by a Thousand Cuts," which is an actual torture method used by the Chinese up until the 20th century, officially known as "Lingchi."
He thinks the world is a lot smaller than it is, Taylor Swift, Mitt Romney, they have teams of people on duty that make up a "bubble" but he doesn't get that.
In the Taylor song, she uses metaphor to compare heartbreak to torture. There's nothing in the song about actual injuries, from cats or otherwise. How can she think Taylor is copying her when she doesn't even understand the lyrics herself?
I mean if you're gonna sue multiple people every year surely that annual fee is worth it?
But is she a 9 or 10? Anything less is being unfair to his sexual organs.
Russ did have someone on Facebook his claiming she wrote Taylor's songs and someone else told her to leave and not encourage him. I wonder if he'll wander across this person.
The chimpouts when things like that happen are fucking legendary. Even a sane, stable person can lose their shit when it dawns on them they've just screwed themselves out of a 7-figure jackpot.
This is exactly how it'll work with him if one of those machines pays him early enough into his fledgling gambling "career." He's undoubtedly just as good at math and probabilities as he is at pro se litigation and is the kind of person who will fall for those stupid "betting systems" like Martingale and lose his shirt in the process.
There was an old CSI episode about a guy who stole some money from some drug dealers, and was going to play "perfect blackjack" and win enough to give it back plus a profit for himself. His system was the Martingale system, and as you can expect, it didn't go well. I normally wouldn't wish a gambling addiction on anyone, but Russ is such a mean spirited little shit it's almost poetic.
russ going all in on martingale at the roulette would be great
>Sue the casino for not giving him the pot(stake? I don't gamble) because he made an effort by placing a bet.
When I was a kid I'd watch my dad on the one arm bandits they had in the local working man's club and just didn't get it. He was paying maybe 50p for 3 goes for flashing lights and music and hardly anything ever dropped out. Meanwhile, I could put 20p in the vending machine and get a bag of sweets every single time. It seemed silly to not want to do that instead.
So am I. I'm also looking for Russ to become a master statistician. When he's wrong and loses a ton of money, he'll claim the casino rigged the game against him.
