Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
Actually...I want to draw that. Inside Russell Greer’s mind is a hot 10 mounted to the wall with one leg straight up. Russ inserts cheap flowers and pulls her leg down like a slot machine. Lights flash and spin and coins fall out of her vagina.
Alright, alright, fine.

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I've heard stories of people not paying for every line in these mega millions slot machines and then hitting a jackpot on a line that isn't lit. Seems like something Russ would do - then he'd chimp out and sue.

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Escalating already, Russ? It was a dollar last week. Now it's a couple, and the excuses are being added on to the end, too.

I genuinely didn't expect Russ to be such a sucker for the old get rich quick gambling line, but here we are. The next spin will do it, the next dollar will bring his big payout - just like the next lawsuit and the next wooing song totally will, too. He truly is as stupid as he looks, and it's glorious.

@Blasterisk you excel. I'm loving the little details like the 8 fingers holding the cheap gas station flowers!
 
Escalating already, Russ? It was a dollar last week. Now it's a couple, and the excuses are being added on to the end, too.

I genuinely didn't expect Russ to be such a sucker for the old get rich quick gambling line, but here we are. The next spin will do it, the next dollar will bring his big payout - just like the next lawsuit and the next wooing song totally will, too. He truly is as stupid as he looks, and it's glorious.

@Blasterisk you excel. I'm loving the little details like the 8 fingers holding the cheap gas station flowers!
I have a hard time believing he's actually this stupid, but he honestly seems to be.
 
Escalating already, Russ? It was a dollar last week. Now it's a couple, and the excuses are being added on to the end, too.

I genuinely didn't expect Russ to be such a sucker for the old get rich quick gambling line, but here we are. The next spin will do it, the next dollar will bring his big payout - just like the next lawsuit and the next wooing song totally will, too. He truly is as stupid as he looks, and it's glorious.

@Blasterisk you excel. I'm loving the little details like the 8 fingers holding the cheap gas station flowers!
Next week the casino money will double again, but you might as well do 5 dollars if you're doing 4. Going a couple of times a week ups your chances too, might as well pop in as often as possible. Fuck it, skip the pumpkin spiced mocha with 3 chocolate bars and cream on top and use that money in the machine, it makes sense. 2 bottles of 10 calorie not soda skipped is another turn.

Woah! A $20 dollar payout! He's good at this. It's only a dollar a go, that's $20 per $1 so if you put the whole $20 back in that's 1, 2, 3, 4, lotsa dollar. Fuck you, Taylor, see what you're missing?


On a totally different tangent, I know the safest way to go is assume everything Pipsqueak says is bullshit, but the cold mother thing fits the profile of NPD. The main carer would flip from overbearing to cold. I think Russ used his disability and played victim to gain his parents' attention, it's all that would be responded to. Personality disorders are heavily weighted to childhood environment. We can see him replay his childhood every single day, "Why does nobody love me? That's not fair, I'm telling and then you'll be made to think I'm amazing and have to agree that I have no faults, it's all because of you".

He'd be hearing things like, "Russell, those children are mean to not let you play with the car. You're special, you did nothing wrong, you hit them accidentally and mommy is going to sort this out. They should be extra nice because you're disabled but you're perfect because god made you that way." Five minutes later, "Not now, Russell, I'm busy."

I mean, I'm sure he was already fucked up by time he got to them and then being rejected by his birth family would have been another blow, but he was already way gone by time he chose to track them down.

He is still trying to get that attention. Mom being proud because you hold down a job own a house and stuff isn't enough, it doesn't make him stand out. He has to be something and someone you can't ignore. Tbf, he's definitely achieved that.
 
So I just noticed that Russ has a "musical artist" profile display on Google searches for his name - I'm wondering how he got that; did he pay someone?

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Damn, now I really wish I took screenshots when I was experimenting with his SEO a few days ago... because I don't remember that being there when I last googled his name. I remember it used to be difficult to tell whether or not he even produced music using Google. Are we watching real-time cope, seethe, and dilation from the man himself in reaction to this thread?
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His books are still the top results, so we'll know for sure if his website starts "mysteriously" toping his google search results in a few days.
 
So I just noticed that Russ has a "musical artist" profile display on Google searches for his name - I'm wondering how he got that; did he pay someone?

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Yes, you can see that there's nothing negative about Russ on the first page results. To find anything real negative about him you have to fine tune your searches.
 
His books are still the top results, so we'll know for sure if his website starts "mysteriously" toping his google search results in a few days.
It doesn't make him look very good. It tells you he's a babbling lunatic who sued Taylor Swift, and correctly became known as a frivolous litigant who stalks celebrities.
lol - only on paper. They don't remove your name from their church records unless you explicitly tell them too. Russell Greer is almost certainly still counted as an "inactive member."
They can also disfellowship (i.e. excommunicate) you, but they almost never in actual practice do this. It's near certain, though, that his lifestyle would prevent him from ever participating in Temple ceremonies unless he repented and straightened up (and tithed which he probably would not do).
 
"Mitt Romney shouldn't be censured for voting to impeach Trump, because Weber County is full of trailer trash. I have no other thoughts on the matter except I don't like Ogden. However, he should be censured for not legalizing brothels even though I wrote him a letter. His staff are clearly incompetent."

That's literally it. That's what he's saying. God, Russ is stupid.
 
"Mitt Romney shouldn't be censured for voting to impeach Trump, because Weber County is full of trailer trash. I have no other thoughts on the matter except I don't like Ogden. However, he should be censured for not legalizing brothels even though I wrote him a letter. His staff are clearly incompetent."

That's literally it. That's what he's saying. God, Russ is stupid.
His weird transactional mindset applies to politics and voting too. He voted for Romney, therefore he believed he was entitled to a one on one sit-down meeting with him to change the constitution to shut down KF and make it illegal to mock him.

Instead, he just received a generic form letter and no meeting. Mittens really dropped the ball there. It's practically treason.
 
It would be funny if Russ actually did win big on a slot machine and took to the internet to call out all the haters who never believed in him. There is absolutely no way he would use the money responsibly and he would be right back in the same spot in no time at all. And he would still blame it on kiwi farms and his disability.
 
Rusty really doesn’t realise how much this says about him and how he views women more than it says about some random Facebook guy who likes Jennifer Garner.

Normal humans don’t get pant-shittingly angry when a woman does something they don’t like, Russell.
You can’t tar people with the same brush you were painted with, you gourd-headed, mouth-breathing, woman-hating little mutant.
Let’s be honest, Russell doesn’t love women. He loves women’s bodies. A woman with thoughts, feelings and dreams is worth Jack shit to him. He wants a blank canvas of a woman he can talk about how great he is with and then flop about on top of for two minutes.
The only thing that stops him from buying a sex doll is the fact he thinks he needs a hot woman on his arm for people to respect him, completely discounting the fact that even if he did have a hot girlfriend and somehow made it as a songwriter he’s still an awful person.
 
Wtf Russell?

No, Barney isn't behaving that way because that's not how people work. It's how Russ works but he doesn't really count as people.

Completely wonderful, unhinged response.

In Russell’s defense (dear god, did I really just type that?), if the post had been about Garner doing the same thing with Trump, the top comments WOULD be people having meltdowns similar to what Russell described.
 
His weird transactional mindset applies to politics and voting too. He voted for Romney, therefore he believed he was entitled to a one on one sit-down meeting with him to change the constitution to shut down KF and make it illegal to mock him.

Instead, he just received a generic form letter and no meeting. Mittens really dropped the ball there. It's practically treason.
Not only did he vote for Romney, he believes he helped get him elected by "endorsing" him. A well-known Mormon politician running in a Mormon majority state needed Russ's help apparently. He wanted to sue Romney and Bill Barr for not shutting us down despite not having the authority to do so. I think someone told him you can't sue sitting members of Congress or the President's cabinet for not doing something. They have full discretion in carrying out their duties.
 
Remember when I said there's someone out there for everyone (except Russ)? I may have been wrong. Guys, I think I found Russell's perfect match.

Here's a book she wrote about how Taylor Swift is plagiarising her poetry
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And I'm sure you're all thinking, does she have a website with paragraphs upon paragraphs of evidence that Taylor is obsessed with her "exceptional" poetry and can't stop ripping her off? You bet your booty

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With that kind of hard evidence she must have gone to Upstairs Strip Mall Mormon College too.
 
Remember when I said there's someone out there for everyone (except Russ)? I may have been wrong. Guys, I think I found Russell's perfect match.

Here's a book she wrote about how Taylor Swift is plagiarising her poetry
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And I'm sure you're all thinking, does she have a website with paragraphs upon paragraphs of evidence that Taylor is obsessed with her "exceptional" poetry and can't stop ripping her off? You bet your booty

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With that kind of hard evidence she must have gone to Upstairs Strip Mall Mormon College too.
Just about every famous person in a creative field has to deal with people who claim they actually wrote the person's works. Stephen King has one of those too I think.
 
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