Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

"i anticipate marketing to pick up in the next month"
i wonder what he means by this. is he going to pay an agency to shill his video all over the web?

Everything he says is so incorrect. “Marketing” doesn’t pick up unless you hire more people to do more marketing. That’s like saying you expect Accounting to pick up next month.

“Interest” is what you mean, Russ. But no, it won’t.

As stated upthread by @Phil Ken Sebben , Russ totally thinks a studio is going to buy the rights to his song. He spent years crafting this masterpiece and won’t be dissuaded by poor views - he’ll buy them if need be! Must show Yovanna and the studio(s) that he is worth it. He’s a disabled songwriter! He is talent personified.

You know in the theatre of his mind, that’s how the movie plays out.

“No one’s sharing your video because they hate the disabled, Russ!” his gruff producer tells him.

Slow zoom in on Russ’ face as he gets an idea and quirky music begins to play. Cut to an upbeat, funny montage of him sitting at home on line, buying viewers and being delightfully resourceful and clever.

Shot of a hot girl on a bus stop bench with another hot girl. One girl turns and waves her phone at her friend. “Oh my gawd Amanda, did you see this vid? It has like 6000 likes on it! Like so cool, let’s share it!”

Cue the comedic montage of “through the grapevine” conversations, between an increasing split-screen of everyone talking about it, as more and more people share and love the video. Success!

In fact, quite the opposite. In one of his hooker reviews he mentions seldom being hugged by his mom and I think he described her as cold? (but who knows how much he stretched the truth)

This is likely his usual Narc rewriting of history to suit himself. “oh my mum never hugged me and THAT’S why I have so many problems! Not my fault, officer! Blame my parents!”

He thinks women are vending machines, and if you do X she dispenses sex. Well, in a hooker's case, that's true, you pay her fee, she fucks you, you leave, she moves onto the next customer.

No, Russ believes that when a person does X, women will dispense sex once. However if RUSSELL GREER does 1/2 of X, women will dispense sex forever and ever, like a neverending jackpot of loud coins cascading out of her vagina.

Actually...I want to draw that. Inside Russell Greer’s mind is a hot 10 mounted to the wall with one leg straight up. Russ inserts cheap flowers and pulls her leg down like a slot machine. Lights flash and spin and coins fall out of her vagina.

It would explain why he does the same thing over and over with women. In his mind it’s not his awful, creepy approach that fails every time...it’s to do with the ODDS. A venmo dollar and cool “hope you don’t hate the disabled too much to date me hahaha joking but not really” DM is the price you insert and then you try to win the jackpot. There is no other way.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I guess... John Hinckley didn't have a cult following on social media, so he was able to conduct his activities out of the public eye for the most part. Russ knows that if he tries anything people are watching him.

I just have a feeling he won't decide to just "give up" on the lolsuits or the "wooing celebs" and walk away quietly into the night.

I feel he will violate his probation one time too many and do a fair bit of jail time, and be forbidden to use the internet, smartphones, etc. for a period of time. I think that will slow down his nuttiness quite a bit.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

isnt lds church like the fastest growing religious group in all america lol

lol - only on paper. They don't remove your name from their church records unless you explicitly tell them too. Russell Greer is almost certainly still counted as an "inactive member." If his parents wanted to be passive-aggressive, they'd transfer his name to a ward in Nevada so the missionaries of that ward would constantly "check up" on him.

So, if we're counting "Mormons" like Greer, then yes, they're one of the fastest growing religions.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

lol - only on paper. They don't remove your name from their church records unless you explicitly tell them too. Russell Greer is almost certainly still counted as an "inactive member." If his parents wanted to be passive-aggressive, they'd transfer his name to a ward in Nevada so the missionaries of that ward would constantly "check up" on him.

So, if we're counting "Mormons" like Greer, then yes, they're one of the fastest growing religions.

The church was even putting dead people on their records. Albert Einsteins' family had to sue to get his name removed from church membership, IIRC.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The church was even putting dead people on their records. Albert Einsteins' family had to sue to get his name removed from church membership, IIRC.

I remember there being some sort of incident where they posthumously baptized jews killed in the holocaust, including Anne Frank, that cutie.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

The church was even putting dead people on their records. Albert Einsteins' family had to sue to get his name removed from church membership, IIRC.

I remember there being some sort of incident where they posthumously baptized jews killed in the holocaust, including Anne Frank, that cutie.

Yeah, it's a whole thing. It's why genealogy is popular in Utah. Everyone is obsessed with learning about their ancestors, so they can be added to the LDS church through baptism for the dead (they don't baptize corpses, they baptize living people in proxy). Every historical figure you can think of has probably been inducted into the LDS faith: Hitler, Gandhi, Mohammad, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Stalin, etc.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I searched the thread but couldn't find a link to that video with the dancing Winnie the Pooh - did Russ delete it after he recorded the Yovanna music video?

(As far as why Russ choose something that stupid for his video to begin with is beyond me).

 

[The Great Citracett]

I searched the thread but couldn't find a link to that video with the dancing Winnie the Pooh - did Russ delete it after he recorded the Yovanna music video?

(As far as why Russ choose something that stupid for his video to begin with is beyond me).

It's right here on Instagram.

It was the first "promo" for Yo Yovanna. It's actually Pooh doing the Gangnam Style dance. He probably just got it by Google image searching "pooh dance" which is how I got it for my video.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I remember there being some sort of incident where they posthumously baptized jews killed in the holocaust, including Anne Frank, that cutie.

To anyone who wants to read more on this:

NYT
Indipendant
HuffPost

The church was even putting dead people on their records. Albert Einsteins' family had to sue to get his name removed from church membership, IIRC.

More info on this, plus doc (posthumorous temple ordinance)
Lawsuit over "postmortem publicity rights of Albert Einstein", doc.
All I could find on this. Couldn't find lawsuit to remove his name from Church membership

 

[StraightShooter2]

It's right here on Instagram.
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It was the first "promo" for Yo Yovanna. It's actually Pooh doing the Gangnam Style dance. He probably just got it by Google image searching "pooh dance" which is how I got it for my video.

Yeah, but... Winnie the Pooh?!

Why... just why?

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

It's in his lawsuit too.
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Hahaha that's amazing! This is from the lawsuit to legalize brothels? He actually admits to breaking the law by patronizing brothels in a state where they're illegal and somehow tries to use that to say he's the victim and advance his argument, holy shit. Also I legitimately laughed out loud when he talks in the third person and quotes himself as saying his brothel experience was "magical" hahaha. And the reason he was "forced" (even he puts it in quotes, so he knows he actually wasn't!) to break the law is... it was getting too expensive to keep going out of state to brothels all the time. Which is like saying "I had to steal the TV, your Honor, I can't afford one that big!" Obviously you can just go to Nevada brothels less frequently, or get a better paying job, or cut back on something else in your life. Russel literally trying to argue that sex with hookers is a fundamental human right is just...

 

[Doodle]

To anyone who wants to read more on this:

NYT
Indipendant
HuffPost

More info on this, plus doc (posthumorous temple ordinance)
Lawsuit over "postmortem publicity rights of Albert Einstein", doc.
All I could find on this. Couldn't find lawsuit to remove his name from Church membership

That's kind of an interesting thing to sue over. I suspect that it has to do with what they were using Einstein's name for (making money) rather than the more religious aspects of getting a tailor to make magical underwear for zombie Einstein.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Hahaha that's amazing! This is from the lawsuit to legalize brothels? He actually admits to breaking the law by patronizing brothels in a state where they're illegal and somehow tries to use that to say he's the victim and advance his argument, holy shit. Also I legitimately laughed out loud when he talks in the third person and quotes himself as saying his brothel experience was "magical" hahaha. And the reason he was "forced" (even he puts it in quotes, so he knows he actually wasn't!) to break the law is... it was getting too expensive to keep going out of state to brothels all the time. Which is like saying "I had to steal the TV, your Honor, I can't afford one that big!" Obviously you can just go to Nevada brothels less frequently, or get a better paying job, or cut back on something else in your life. Russel literally trying to argue that sex with hookers is a fundamental human right is just...

He even had a local hooker who was supposed to testify on his behalf. But she disappeared because from the sounds of it, she was fine with supporting him in writing, under her hooker name but he wanted her to come in person and use her real name and basically out herself as an illegal prostitute in the middle of a courtroom.

 

[nemesisAF]

This. Look, as a demonic being who: a) believes sex work by adults should be legal; and b) doesn't understand human emotion or morality (you're all hilarious in your own special way) I would say this is the thing that makes Russ especially pathetic. The entire point of hookers is easy access to sex for money, and zero emotional attachment. Russ can't grasp either one of those points. His statement is also a complete and utter middle finger to his family, friends, church, and pretty much society in general who has cut him WAY more slack than any single person deserves. But hookers? THEY get Crusty Rusty. THEY understand his plights....Wow.

Oh, he has zero EMOTIONAL attachment. To him, “love” is just a glorified “right of first refusal” version of ownership. He does zero to get to know the women he “loves” other than to know that they are his idea of 9-10 and have the right parts. He also seems to prefer to have (or, if necessary, assign after the fact) something that makes him morally superior, so that he has in his pocket a “SO THERE” slam ready if (lol, I mean WHEN) they refuse him. Have a kid? Are you a sex worker? How dare you refuse a nice guy like him! Not apparent- well, thenAriana, you are personally responsible for those dead tween girls at your Manchester show. Et cetera.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So I just noticed that Russ has a "musical artist" profile display on Google searches for his name - I'm wondering how he got that; did he pay someone?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This is from the lawsuit to legalize brothels?

Yes. Although the screenshot is from the final order summarizing (and dismissing) Greer's argument. It can be found here.

He even had a local hooker who was supposed to testify on his behalf. But she disappeared because from the sounds of it, she was fine with supporting him in writing, under her hooker name but he wanted her to come in person and use her real name and basically out herself as an illegal prostitute in the middle of a courtroom.

Problem was that he tried to represent her, but had no authority to do so.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Mussolini's reaction to seeing (and smelling) Russell Greer's penis:

And in other news, Russell Greer must be seething with rage again:

Taylor Swift Sends Gift and Handwritten Note to Thank US Nurse for Working Against Covid-19​

Taylor Swift Sends Gift and Handwritten Note to Thank US Nurse for Working Against Covid-19

Britta Thomason, who heads the Air Evac Lifeteam base in Dublin, Georgia, said in an interview last month that she liked to listen to Swift's music when relaxing.

www.news18.com

 

[Meredith Swift]

Well fuck, I once said to someone that I liked one of T-Swizzle's songs and she didn't send ME a gift basket. That's a false representation if I ever saw one.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well fuck, I once said to someone that I liked one of T-Swizzle's songs and she didn't send ME a gift basket. That's a false representation if I ever saw one.

So, when you suing?

 

[Constellationzero]

I think even Russ, being the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Obtuse People, knows prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas itself.

EDIT: We know he's fallen for girls telling him they need help paying their rent or whatever, and then they ghost him. Since Vegas has lots of con artists, I bet he falls prey to some stripper or escort who tells him they need money to get away from their abusive ex-bf. We all know Russ loves imagining himself as the hero of the story, so I think he'd cough up a lot in that situation. I can even see him being conned into putting up a junkie for a while without realizing she's a junkie. When it finally dawns on him that A) she's a drug addict and B) she's been using him, he'll have a hell of a time getting rid of her.

I don't even know if I'd end up laughing or puking if Russell pulls off his own Larry Busboy crackwhore pussy saga.