Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

So am I. I'm also looking for Russ to become a master statistician. When he's wrong and loses a ton of money, he'll claim the casino rigged the game against him.

Spoiler: What? No Way!

You know what? I don't want this game. I just wanna get to the beach...

 

[MelloYello]

not too bad, I'd fuck

If you have to stick your dick in crazy, at least make sure it's top-shelf crazy, rather than "not too bad" crazy....

>sue the casino over table limits being a violation of the ADA

Clearly, casinos owe a duty to accomodate the retarded.

 

[AbraCadaver]

In Russell’s defense (dear god, did I really just type that?), if the post had been about Garner doing the same thing with Trump, the top comments WOULD be people having meltdowns similar to what Russell described.

Well yeah, obviously, because she’d be supporting something they consider very wrong.

That’s like saying, “you only like this actress when she’s donating to the poor! If she were punching kittens, you’d all be throwing fits! HYPOCRITES!”

Note that I’m not saying supporting biden helps the poor and supporting trump makes kittens get their faces punched, but there are loads of people who figuratively feel that way, that one is a good thing and one is a very bad thing.

“You only like people when they do a good thing...I bet you’d be furious if they did a horrible thing!”

Well uh, YES, actually. Exactly. Fucking duh, Russ. That’s how people work. They like you more when you’re doing good things than when you’re doing bad things.

Russ is just flabbergasted because in his mind, who fucking cares what women believe? They can be violent skinheads as far as he cares, so long as they a) are very hot, and b) simultaneously believe Russ should get everything he wants because he’s disabled. As long as he can have sex with them, Russ doesn’t give a fuck about the non-Russ-related opinions of women.

Anyone who does care about the morals a woman has is being picky and ridiculous. She’s hot! Put your dick in her, job done! Who cares what thoughts she has or whether she’s a horrible person? Long as she obeys you and sucks you your penis and makes you famous, what does it matter?

All of Russ’ political opinions thus far focus entirely on policies that affect him and how to benefit himself, specifically the penis-sucking policies.

If Taylor Swift came out tomorrow and announced that a) she was wrong and Russ is amazing and she wants to invite him on tour, and b) that she thinks black people are inferior, disgusting and should be chained by their necks to factory equipment all day and forced to labour for the superior White Race...Russ would be jizzing his boxers in ecstasy and planning his move to L.A. He wouldn’t even give a thought to her second statement or how it might reflect on him to associate with her. Doesn’t matter, it’s not a Russ-Related Opinion, so who cares? Not important.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

A few pages back people were talking about if Pipsqueak was still technically an LDS member or not and I could've swore he was excommunicated but wanted to check before making a fool of myself.

So I looked and found that he did at one point post this

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/20171127_182659-png.321463/

But there was a bunch of discussion on whether or not he was lying for tough guy points (by people much more knowledgeable about LDS stuff than me) so who knows if he really was excommunicated or if he just 'left the chuch' unofficially or whatever.
Just thought I'd toss it out there.

 

[StinkySnack]

Spoiler: What? No Way!

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You know what? I don't want this game. I just wanna get to the beach...

Is this some kind of setup or something?

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

A few pages back people were talking about if Pipsqueak was still technically an LDS member or not and I could've swore he was excommunicated but wanted to check before making a fool of myself.

So I looked and found that he did at one point post this

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/20171127_182659-png.321463/

But there was a bunch of discussion on whether or not he was lying for tough guy points (by people much more knowledgeable about LDS stuff than me) so who knows if he really was excommunicated or if he just 'left the chuch' unofficially or whatever.
Just thought I'd toss it out there.

I believe he is excommunicated, when his adopted sister got married his father told he wasn't allowed to attend the ceremony (likely because excommunicated members cannot enter the church) but he was offered the chance to go to the reception (with stipulation he wasn't to talk about Taylor Swift and lawsuits)
Russ being the bitter urchin he is opted not to go entirely to the wedding reception of the one person who actually put up with him, even if it just was a familial obligation and even angry reacted their engagement picture.

 

[StinkySnack]

I believe he is excommunicated, when his adopted sister got married his father told he wasn't allowed to attend the ceremony but he was offered the chance to go to the reception (with stipulation he wasn't to talk about Taylor Swift and lawsuits)
Russ being the bitter urchin he is opted not to go entirely to the wedding reception of the one person who actually put up with him, even if it just was a familial obligation and even angry reacted their engagement picture.

I could be wrong, but I thought all of that was speculation by members here?

The only thing I thought we had concrete evidence of was his dad having a talk with him about behaving at his sisters wedding, and that Russel left an angry react on his sister's engagement photo.

He never said he wasn't going to the wedding/reception, and I don't think we even have concrete proof that he was excommunicated.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I could be wrong, but I thought all of that was speculation by members here?

The only thing I thought we had concrete evidence of was his dad having a talk with him about behaving at his sisters wedding, and that Russel left an angry react on his sister's engagement photo.

He never said he wasn't going to the wedding/reception, and I don't think we even have concrete proof that he was excommunicated.

All I definitely recall was that Russ posted about how he was mad his sister would or could not give him a ride to the wedding/reception on the day of her own wedding.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I could be wrong, but I thought all of that was speculation by members here?

The only thing I thought we had concrete evidence of was his dad having a talk with him about behaving at his sisters wedding, and that Russel left an angry react on his sister's engagement photo.

He never said he wasn't going to the wedding/reception, and I don't think we even have concrete proof that he was excommunicated.

Even if he was, I thought excommunication in the LDS church was more of a "you've lost your way, but you can always come back if you shape up" thing.

 

[StinkySnack]

All I definitely recall was that Russ posted about how he was mad his sister would or could not give him a ride to the wedding/reception on the day of her own wedding.

Yes, forgot about that. He never mentioned if he was able to find another ride. Details outside of these few mentioned facts are unknown, however.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

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And failing miserably at it as usual

 

[StinkySnack]

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That would require very little effort on his part.

 

[DrJonesHat]

My goal is to be better than Russ, and so far, I think I'm doing great.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Even if he was, I thought excommunication in the LDS church was more of a "you've lost your way, but you can always come back if you shape up" thing.

I believe he is excommunicated, when his adopted sister got married his father told he wasn't allowed to attend the ceremony (likely because excommunicated members cannot enter the church) but he was offered the chance to go to the reception (with stipulation he wasn't to talk about Taylor Swift and lawsuits)
Russ being the bitter urchin he is opted not to go entirely to the wedding reception of the one person who actually put up with him, even if it just was a familial obligation and even angry reacted their engagement picture.

I couldn't go back and find images proving this, but I think there's been conflicting stories on whether he's excommunicated or not. Regardless, DrJonesHat is right that excommunication for Mormons isn't permanent, so far as I'm aware.
As for the wedding, it's not that excommunicated members can't enter an LDS church building, but that they can't enter a temple, which is different from your regular meetinghouse you attend on Sundays and for other activities. The only people permitted in there are members in good standing who've had a couple of interviews with their local leaders about how well they're following specific tenets. Theoretically Russ would only be permitted on the temple grounds or its waiting room for the wedding/"sealing" ceremony itself, but be allowed in a regular church meetinghouse for the reception.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet he'll try his hand at counting cards. He probably think it's the same principle as counting sheep and is a surefire way to beat the system as long as he still has the counting ability of a kindergartener

He'd be the kind of card counter who they all know is counting, or trying to, but don't even bother to stop him because he loses anyway. He probably couldn't even do an idiot simple system like hi/lo.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I couldn't go back and find images proving this, but I think there's been conflicting stories on whether he's excommunicated or not. Regardless, DrJonesHat is right that excommunication for Mormons isn't permanent, so far as I'm aware.
As for the wedding, it's not that excommunicated members can't enter an LDS church building, but that they can't enter a temple, which is different from your regular meetinghouse you attend on Sundays and for other activities. The only people permitted in there are members in good standing who've had a couple of interviews with their local leaders about how well they're following specific tenets. Theoretically Russ would only be permitted on the temple grounds or its waiting room for the wedding/"sealing" ceremony itself, but be allowed in a regular church meetinghouse for the reception.

I'm pretty sure it's Russ himself claiming to be excommunicated. I know we have screenshots of him saying he is. I've seen no official evidence that's true. The church also took down his mormon.org testimonial which should be in the OP.

People more familiar with the church have said he's more likely just not considered to be in good standing, rather than excommunicated.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Don't lie to us, Russell. Your goal is to be better than those other men (especially the saggy-pants ones).

 

[I can't imagine]

He'd be the kind of card counter who they all know is counting, or trying to, but don't even bother to stop him because he loses anyway. He probably couldn't even do an idiot simple system like hi/lo.

I could see him sitting down at a table with a six-deck shoe, freaking out when a 5th ace came out, calling them cheaters and getting himself 86'd.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If it helps you sleep at night, just imagine that Skordas has a twin cousin in each state that practices law.

• Greg Skordas (Utah)
• Craig Skordas (Oregon)
• Chad Skordas (Florida)
• Ted Skordas (Wisconsin)
• Fred Skordas (Ohio)
• Preston Skordas III (Connecticut)
• Tony Skordas (New York)
• Donny Skordas (New Jersey)
• Jaxton Skordas (Virginia)

Etc etc

Gregor Skjördåsholm (North Dakota)
Grzegorz Szkordaszkiewicz (Michigan)