Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

In the live with the box in the background she asked Peetz something like "Are you going to put the chair together tonight?" He said "Maybe not tonight." I assumed she was talking about a chair he got for himself. Now I think she was talking about the chair she got for herself (because of course she would expect Peetz to assemble it).

I wish I could find the clip, but her streams are so many, so looooooong, and so similar.
I believe they each got one. She said hers came first, of course. His came during one of her streams. The delivery person rang the bell and she spoke about the chairs then. I have absolutely no idea which stream it was because, as you said, they all run together. I am sure the chairs are both still snugly in their boxes, untouched.

She did mention that she had to order a Big and Tall chair for herself. She mentioned it being pretty heavy for James to carry. I am sure he is the one tasked with assembling them both.
 
I love this new twist on an old cycle! Whenever Chantal starts a new diet, she’s suddenly an expert in it and handing out advice.

Fasting diet? She’s now an expert of fasting. Low-carb? Intermittent? Diabetic diets? She can’t wait to instruct you all about the finer nuances.

Now that she’s DONE THE SEX with a man who voluntarily asked for more, she is a sexpert and she is ready to instruct you all about weiners and thingies and farts.

This bitch gets off on a limited number of things and one major item is positioning herself as an authority and dispensing unsolicited (and incorrect) advice, so that SHE can be the authority figure and tell everyone ELSE what to do, for once.

She loves to put herself higher than others and preach. It not only momentarily gives her the high of whatever goal she’s chasing (talking about proper dieting, much like shopping for diet books and water bottles and foods, feels like she’s dieting without the actual not-eating-shite part, so she gets that dopamine hit without the work!)...but it also makes her the authority who gets to tell YOU what to do, something she desperately wants. She wants to be the It girl at school who tells the losers they can’t sit with her. She wants to be the queen bee who makes the rules. She wants to say, “No, YOU shut the fuck up, mum!!” and be the authority telling others NO for once. She hates that word, hates being told what to do, and seethes that she has so few opportunities to inflict that on someone else.

Also she’s fat and I would not turn gay and have sex with her.
 
One of the most remarkable things about Chantal is her immediate expertise in everything. She thinks about going vegan and on the basis of that brief consideration she becomes an expert. She reads the back blurb on a book written by a man who channels ghosts and BOOM! she is now a dietician who knows far more about nutrition than some fucking doctor who spent years studying.

So of course she needs to start a fat sex podcast because after years of sexual inactivity she finally gets shaved and roughly fucked on a floor mattress by an Egyptian drug addict.

Chantal is so limited that she likely has no idea that there are already fat sex podcasts done by fat women who likely have had enough sexual experiences to justify their desire to share what they know. There are sex positive fat porn "stars," books on fat sex, websites on fat sex, fat sex sections on sex-oriented web stores, and on and on.

I actually kind of hope that there is a brief shortage in THC gummi production that leaves her clear-minded enough to follow through and try something like this because the woke fat bitches will wreck her shit. They already have to deal with what they perceive to be prejudices against fat girls. Fat girls are easy, fat girls will tolerate any amount of abuse because they are desperate, fat girls are gross, etc. So here lumbers in our bald, egg-shaped lovin-guru talking about fucking the homeless, bedding a violent drug addict who bruised her terribly and then going back for more, stalking and breaking and entering the home of a dude who wasn't that into her, shitting all over bathrooms, farting during sex, dingleberries, not washing her ass, not brushing her teeth, tee-heeing over possible non-consensual anal, getting fucked and sleeping on a mattress on the floor because she might break Nader's bed, and all the other humiliating, disgusting, revolting and very sad stories Chantal thinks make her sound so cool and fun.

This is the arc I didn't know I wanted. Please Chantal, start a fat sex podcast. I want to see her interact with the (very) grande dames of fat sex and get her ass handed to her.

ETA: Ninja-ed by @AbraCadaver. Great minds and all that!
 
One of the most remarkable things about Chantal is her immediate expertise in everything. She thinks about going vegan and on the basis of that brief consideration she becomes an expert. She reads the back blurb on a book written by a man who channels ghosts and BOOM! she is now a dietician who knows far more about nutrition than some fucking doctor who spent years studying.

So of course she needs to start a fat sex podcast because after years of sexual inactivity she finally gets shaved and roughly fucked on a floor mattress by an Egyptian drug addict.

Chantal is so limited that she likely has no idea that there are already fat sex podcasts done by fat women who likely have had enough sexual experiences to justify their desire to share what they know. There are sex positive fat porn "stars," books on fat sex, websites on fat sex, fat sex sections on sex-oriented web stores, and on and on.

I actually kind of hope that there is a brief shortage in THC gummi production that leaves her clear-minded enough to follow through and try something like this because the woke fat bitches will wreck her shit. They already have to deal with what they perceive to be prejudices against fat girls. Fat girls are easy, fat girls will tolerate any amount of abuse because they are desperate, fat girls are gross, etc. So here lumbers in our bald, egg-shaped lovin-guru talking about fucking the homeless, bedding a violent drug addict who bruised her terribly and then going back for more, stalking and breaking and entering the home of a dude who wasn't that into her, shitting all over bathrooms, farting during sex, dingleberries, not washing her ass, not brushing her teeth, tee-heeing over possible non-consensual anal, getting fucked and sleeping on a mattress on the floor because she might break Nader's bed, and all the other humiliating, disgusting, revolting and very sad stories Chantal thinks make her sound so cool and fun.

This is the arc I didn't know I wanted. Please Chantal, start a fat sex podcast. I want to see her interact with the (very) grande dames of fat sex and get her ass handed to her.

ETA: Ninja-ed by @AbraCadaver. Great minds and all that!
No worries m8, we’re all dead chuffed to have a brand-new Authority Chantal cycle that isn’t just another diet book. I get tired of her explaining fruit sugars to her viewers like she knows fuck all. I cannot wait to hear her explain the finer details of “weiner kissing” and why she thinks it’s icky.

Again, said it before, but how tf do you become a big fat girl who is vocally desperate for sex and NOT learn to give head? I thought that was just a given. Isn’t that supposed to be a positive stereotype of big girls who love casual sex, that they’re great at blowjobs? Or have the HAES crowd decided that we as women are demeaned by blowjobs, but them boys better hand out the cunnilingus like complimentary towels because I’m A Goddess and Worship My Curves and Me Me Me?

Chantal is the most selfish “lover” alive. She’ll let you fuck her on a rock for a cheeseburger, literally, but she won’t return the favour of oral because ew, weiners. Poor Bibi.
 
Chantal said in her live yesterday that YouTube makes her feel like she’s not a nobody so has this thread ever considered ignoring her channel to see what she would do when starved of attention—good or bad?
That's why people (our hard-working Chantologists) put up archives here. Many of us only consume her content via this thread and/or reaction channels. My YouTube algorithm remains blissfully gunt-free.
 
I love this new twist on an old cycle! Whenever Chantal starts a new diet, she’s suddenly an expert in it and handing out advice.

She loves to put herself higher than others and preach. It not only momentarily gives her the high of whatever goal she’s chasing (talking about proper dieting, much like shopping for diet books and water bottles and foods, feels like she’s dieting without the actual not-eating-shite part, so she gets that dopamine hit without the work!)...but it also makes her the authority who gets to tell YOU what to do, something she desperately wants. She wants to be the It girl at school who tells the losers they can’t sit with her. She wants to be the queen bee who makes the rules. She wants to say, “No, YOU shut the fuck up, mum!!” and be the authority telling others NO for once. She hates that word, hates being told what to do, and seethes that she has so few opportunities to inflict that on someone else.

Also she’s fat and I would not turn gay and have sex with her.
When I watched her deleted McDoanalds chimpout I thought to myself "I bet she's talked to her mother like this on MANY occasions."

Mama Sauralt needs to get over the guilt that she obviously feels over being a teen mom that couldn't be "all there" for her daughter the way an adult parent would be. But a lot of people grow up in that kind of environment and turn out just fine. Chantal, on the other hand, was born shitty. I don't get any "wounded doe" vibes from her, which I give ALR somewhat of a pass for. From Chinny, I just get "shitty person" vibes. Mama needs to rip her now 37 year old daughter a new one (and cut off funds).
 

No worries m8, we’re all dead chuffed to have a brand-new Authority Chantal cycle that isn’t just another diet book. I get tired of her explaining fruit sugars to her viewers like she knows fuck all. I cannot wait to hear her explain the finer details of “weiner kissing” and why she thinks it’s icky.

Again, said it before, but how tf do you become a big fat girl who is vocally desperate for sex and NOT learn to give head? I thought that was just a given. Isn’t that supposed to be a positive stereotype of big girls who love casual sex, that they’re great at blowjobs? Or have the HAES crowd decided that we as women are demeaned by blowjobs, but them boys better hand out the cunnilingus like complimentary towels because I’m A Goddess and Worship My Curves and Me Me Me?

Chantal is the most selfish “lover” alive. She’ll let you fuck her on a rock for a cheeseburger, literally, but she won’t return the favour of oral because ew, weiners. Poor Bibi.
She idolizes sex when it’s in her favor, and think it makes her look cool like using the edibles. Chantal is a fat lazy slob and I have no doubt that any sexual encounter resembled fucking a dead whale because she’s too fat and lazy to do anything. I don’t think not having sex for years from Bibi bothered her because she had a comfortable home and food.
But since getting kicked out and on Ozempic, Chantal has cycled through things to obsess over because they make her so 😎cool😎, bragging about her grotesque sexual behavior being one of them. She is all talk, this is a 400 lb selfish, lazy cow, there is no way she’s not restricted to just lying down during sex and shes definitely not giving good head because
1) she probably doesn’t know how, shes only slept with Peetz and Bibi which I imagine was just as boring and awful
2) she’s lazy and it isn’t eating
 
She doesn't know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator... Let that sink in a minute. She has repeatedly called it the same thing. Now some are both, but what she had is not. And this woman wants to have a sex podcast when at 37 years old she has no clue what the proper name of her toy is? The fact that some of her audience is encouraging her makes me wonder if they're all a bit touched, or are just interested in the humiliation factor. It's clear this woman knows very little, including how to tell him what she even enjoys. Sure, tell us how fat women have sex and it's pleasurable when you don't even know what you like yourself. That sounds like an AWESOME idea. Next we can have a sex podcast by a virginal nun. Wait...she might actually know more.
 
Chantal is too lazy to provide that level of content for OF. The problem with charging people, as opposed to utilizing a free platform like YT, is that people expect to get their money's worth. She can't do that. She's too lazy.

She can't even be bothered to do a recorded video anymore.

So, it's going to be interesting when her money issues get worse as she pulls in fewer and fewer dollars. I wonder if she hopes she can recreate her live-in situation with Bibi where her Egyptian basically pays the rent and utilities and her income goes entirely to stuffing herself again?

I seriously doubt it but who knows?

What I find remarkable is that this should be the most interesting arc for Chantal since she started her channel. It's got a mystery man, sex and even meth use... yet it's still boring as fuck. She's so uncharismatic and dull that she can't even make a Trainspotting knockoff even marginally interesting.

I also find it funny just how difficult it is for Chantal to get 100,000 subscribers. It must really anger her that ALR, who's over here making sandwiches for her content, still gets way more views than Chantal.

lmao
 
again, an honors english major who prefers to use glorified hieroglyphics instead of the most expansive language known to man. what can these emojis even be? sham? bbj? pizza pizza? cheese? dild? beezin’ in sparkly gold/magenta font? is she going to add some actual sexual hieroglyphics to capitalize on the Rameses saga?

what setting would one use a picture of chantal’s face? what emotion or concept could one of her loyal paypigs describe with any expression chantal could make? she wouldn’t dare add Peetz, but it could be said his face is typically more “relatable” than hers. it’s definitely more palatable. i’m sure everyone, paypigs included, are going to be devastated when very special emojis aren’t added to a 20 minute 1 episode OF podcast (AT BEST) or whatever she’s talking about.
I'd be tempted to join for a year if she'd put a lump of coal as an emoji

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c'mon Chantal... dewit! You know you want to, it'd be funny!
 
When I watched her deleted McDoanalds chimpout I thought to myself "I bet she's talked to her mother like this on MANY occasions."

Mama Sauralt needs to get over the guilt that she obviously feels over being a teen mom that couldn't be "all there" for her daughter the way an adult parent would be. But a lot of people grow up in that kind of environment and turn out just fine. Chantal, on the other hand, was born shitty. I don't get any "wounded doe" vibes from her, which I give ALR somewhat of a pass for. From Chinny, I just get "shitty person" vibes. Mama needs to rip her now 37 year old daughter a new one (and cut off funds).
Wait... chins still gets money from her mother? Are you serious?
And yes I 100 percent agree with you, she gives out “shitty person”vibes.. but also, “shit smell vibes” too
 
Note: There is apparently A LOT of drama and tea to be spilled regarding the sex (I imagine it to be like a spanish telenovela)

That'd make a great show! Imagine this as a soap, in Spanish, with terrible English dubbing. There's a money making venture.
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She ended the livestream with some kind of stroke

Telling you, the autopsy's going to find evidence of numerous TIAs when they crack open that skull of hers.

Another notable moment in the live was when she said that she's afraid of the vaccine. Gorl, given everything that's been going on with your life and health, the ONLY that you should NOT be afraid of is the vaccine.
Scared of the covid vax, but has no trouble with a random used, abandoned crack pipe.
 
Also, I wonder if Onlyfans is willing to have her back? She didn't necessarily part on good terms with them.
Chantal is small-time and OF didn't lose any money from her as subscriptions are not refundable. Unless she sent out private messages and offered something and didn't deliver. They didn't ban Bella Thorne, they aren't going to care about Chantal getting cold feet and coming back later - they get a cut from anything she makes.
 
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He may be a drug addict, perhaps even a dealer, but I think Nader is quite out of her league (based on looks alone). Bibi was a catch, too, for Chantal - and that’s a couple hundred pounds (and a uterus/multiple clots/half a head of hair) ago. Still, Nader is a step up for Chantal in the superficial department, and that’s all she concerns herself with.

Her $90 TV she brought to his place went missing within a couple days. He hasn’t taken her out anywhere, and the only investment he’s made financially in the relationship has been small amounts of stimulants - probably a total cost of $40, if that (depending on whether he’s an actual plug or just a junkie).

Certain kinds of fat chicks, who are financially used by men purporting to be their lover/BF, are called vics, where I’m from - not sure if that’s a universal term, but it’s well-suited for Chantal. A Vic is a fat narcissist who is easily taken in by attention and lovebombing, shedding their friends and family (or at least their opinions) just to keep her new man, and without the reticence to do so of a normal person.
Once she’s alienated anyone who could have posed a threat to the game, he runs it - scamming for money, a car in her name, a lease, etc.

The drugs are a minor player but a powerful one. Lowered inhibitions plus alienation in one fell swoop. She’s playing a risky game, because any scammer who did a cursory Google search would be convinced she has liquid assets at hand (no house/beater car/no kids/partner - where could she spend it all?) I’m particularly interested in whether she’ll share with her viewers that she co-signed for a loan or whatever, as I don’t think she has the sense to be mortified of that kind of statement. I think she’s going to get herself royally fucked.
 
I was actually being obvious, thinking of Amberlynn "Make a Sandwich With Me" Reed. The only thing that irks me more than Chantal's fuckery is the huge audience that Big Al has.

Edit to avoid double-post:

I couldn't get Strine's comment to "Quote", but she said that Chinny claims her mother is being harassed.

I doubt that all these cows claiming that their innocent family members are being targeted are telling the truth. It may happen occasionally, but once people find out they are on the Farms they start. crying about "harassment" when all it is is people discussing them on forums.
Hammy's a bit more of a slow burn, methinks. Definitely a narc, not a nice person, manipulative and either dumb as a brick or puts on an even dumber look than what comes naturally. She was definitely the reigning queen until the cancer surgery was over. Then things got stale. Will she find a new way to be outrageous? If she needs the money enough, she'll have to.

Chantal is a loose cannon. She also grosses me out more. Amber will die of natural and easily preventable causes. I see Chantal having equal possibilities of Mother Nature wielding the scythe or a drug OD/ murder by a skeezy male. I can't remember the last time anyone gave me this level of "what the fuck" as Chantal is now doing. It's like a purposeful and violent self destruction on an exponentially increasing scale.

The diabetes, fatty liver, and lung clots were quite bad enough. As it is now, I'm absolutely flabbergasted, and with all the stuff we have seen on this forum, I should doubtless be more jaded about it.

Lenza at least takes her medications, while also being an unrepentant and noncompliant fuck. Chantal is done with that Ozempic, man. And I think she threw out the metformin a long time ago as well, judging by the things she has said about it and how intolerable she found it.

I assume you have your vote cast in the death pool?
 
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