One of the most remarkable things about Chantal is her immediate expertise in everything. She thinks about going vegan and on the basis of that brief consideration she becomes an expert. She reads the back blurb on a book written by a man who channels ghosts and BOOM! she is now a dietician who knows far more about nutrition than some fucking doctor who spent years studying.
So of course she needs to start a fat sex podcast because after years of sexual inactivity she finally gets shaved and roughly fucked on a floor mattress by an Egyptian drug addict.
Chantal is so limited that she likely has no idea that there are already fat sex podcasts done by fat women who likely have had enough sexual experiences to justify their desire to share what they know. There are sex positive fat porn "stars," books on fat sex, websites on fat sex, fat sex sections on sex-oriented web stores, and on and on.
I actually kind of hope that there is a brief shortage in THC gummi production that leaves her clear-minded enough to follow through and try something like this because the woke fat bitches will wreck her shit. They already have to deal with what they perceive to be prejudices against fat girls. Fat girls are easy, fat girls will tolerate any amount of abuse because they are desperate, fat girls are gross, etc. So here lumbers in our bald, egg-shaped lovin-guru talking about fucking the homeless, bedding a violent drug addict who bruised her terribly and then going back for more, stalking and breaking and entering the home of a dude who wasn't that into her, shitting all over bathrooms, farting during sex, dingleberries, not washing her ass, not brushing her teeth, tee-heeing over possible non-consensual anal, getting fucked and sleeping on a mattress on the floor because she might break Nader's bed, and all the other humiliating, disgusting, revolting and very sad stories Chantal thinks make her sound so cool and fun.
This is the arc I didn't know I wanted. Please Chantal, start a fat sex podcast. I want to see her interact with the (very) grande dames of fat sex and get her ass handed to her.
ETA: Ninja-ed by
@AbraCadaver. Great minds and all that!