Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%

  • Total voters
    641
Definitely not your normal HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESSAGE

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Found a new Derich video he uploaded to YouTube.



He can't even fucking mispronounce his name properly. Now it sounds like he's saying Deritch.

He's playing "golf" by throwing a sock into a hat...

And he speaks just as autisticly as his porn tweets are.

What the fuck? Is he somehow getting more retarded?

He's like a Tim and Eric character.
 
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Massive shoutout to awesome hard cocks. TSM TSM TSM!
Yes I'm sure they all care Deritch. Their twitter notifications are probably already a sea of mentions seeing how popular they are, they'll definitely see all your shout outs.

The hit rate on pornstars replying back to him seems to be pretty terrible after so long.
 
Jackie, maybe this is why so many porn stars block you. It's one thing to fantasize having sex with someone, it's another to tag them and let them know that they were fucking you in your dreams
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I don't know how Jerkmate works, is he going to be publicly streaming himself playing with the joystick?
The idea of jerkmate is that you're playing your joystick while people watch you

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Their motto: Never jerk off alone again

So, Jackie tagged the people who will be "watching" him as he polishes his pecker
 

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I have to wonder how many porn actresses are low functioning autisms.


Very little. I know there were a few highlighted in the porncows thread but some of those cases were plain sad rather than anything stemming from lolcow behavior. Otherwise it's mostly daddy issues or 'muh feminist eckspression' or good ol' naivete bringing them in if not a mix of all three. Imagine if all women going into porn really were low autism, the contracts they would be made to sign would be absolutely predatory and the industry an absolute horror shitshow that would somehow be even more fucked up than it is today.
 
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