Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Proof she really does have anorexia...
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12:35-12:40 Quoting her video here on Tess Holiday

"Actually I'm struggling with Anorexia, I'm struggling to feed myself at all."

Imagine being so empathetic and trying your hardest to be so understanding that you throw out all logic and reasoning. Struggling to eat is the last thing that fat bitch struggles with. I don't see people with ED's flaunting all the food they eat on social media like Obese Holiday does.
 
I would like to think that Paris is a shitlord and probably is disgusted by fat people, and only invited Tess on her podcast to secretly mock Tess and her claims of anorexia. Paris is actually rich and much more famous than Tess will ever be. That fact alone means that she could have found someone much better than Tess to invite on her podcast. But she chose Tess, suspiciously right after her anorexia bullshit claim. And it has been well known that Paris has disordered eating (but literally every chick in her circle did). I really think she didn't do this podcast because she was desperate for attention, but so she could mock Tess and showcase the differences in their bodies, and show just how absurd it is for Tess to say she suffers from starving herself.

But then again, I haven't seen the podcast, so maybe Paris is just trying to score woke points with all this, in a bid to become relevant again.
Tess getting trolled by Paris Fucking Hilton would be fantastic news.
 
Every day I wake up and remind myself that Tess Holliday is super brave although she is super skinny. She keeps me going.

A theory based on nothing: one of her feeders is super into public humiliation and paid her a large sum of money to announce her ridiculous anorexia. Calling her a pig in private wasn’t enough anymore maybe.
 
12:35-12:40 Quoting her video here on Tess Holiday

"Actually I'm struggling with Anorexia, I'm struggling to feed myself at all."

Imagine being so empathetic and trying your hardest to be so understanding that you throw out all logic and reasoning. Struggling to eat is the last thing that fat bitch struggles with. I don't see people with ED's flaunting all the food they eat on social media like Obese Holiday does.
I've not watched the video but I enjoy some Of Herbs and Altars, pls don't tell me this is them defending her. (:_(
 
I've not watched the video but I enjoy some Of Herbs and Altars, pls don't tell me this is them defending her. (:_(
Here I thought everyone on here would be "too spergy" to branch out but unfortunately yes. "Atypical Anorexia Nervosa" takes out one specific term "underweight" all the other definitions still stand though. Her empathy got the best of her and she threw out all reason. I was surprised by her defense too because she struggled with an ED and yet. Disregards all of Tess' past behaviors and posts with food. Contrast that with herself or Eugenia Cooney. When have you seen them eat on cam and flaunt their disorder? Answer is you haven't because its real for them not for Tess.
 
Ryann tries and fails to model someone's shorts because she is a whale. She goes out wearing nothing but shorts and bra, muay anorexia. She goes out with actual anorexics. She gets her drag makeup done for no reason at night. Her real face is bloated and ugly from fillers and fat.
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Every day I wake up and remind myself that Tess Holliday is super brave although she is super skinny. She keeps me going.

A theory based on nothing: one of her feeders is super into public humiliation and paid her a large sum of money to announce her ridiculous anorexia. Calling her a pig in private wasn’t enough anymore maybe.
Possible but not probable. Tubby Tess makes these desperate moves to jumpstart her dead career because she burned too many bridges. She lies about her measurements, she is extremely rude and nasty to people, and has incredible entitlement issues which makes her difficult to work with.

That is a fatal combination for just about any career, let alone one that is pretty much a freak show flavor of the month thing like Tess.

I argue it’s the opposite: her feeder is likely increasingly nervous that he will get exposed. There is likely an NDA in place but I can see her getting called Stunning and Brave for breaking it to share her harrowing yet empowering story about getting paid to sit on cakes for a living.
 
The best reaction yet to Tess's announcement.
I was waiting for this one. Michelle is such a shitlord. <3

Thinking about it ... I can believe some well-meaning (or tragically bad at their job) counselor or dietician told her that she could have atypical anorexia. If you remove the weight criteria, it's possible that Tess secretly has anxiety about her size, intense fears of gaining weight, etc. At her size, more weight would cripple her.

But her brand is being fat; she's surrounded by enablers; and unlike a 70-pound skeleton girl, she does need to lose weight. So a natural fear, a natural concern for the future, ends up being treated as a pathology.

2021 in a nutshell, really.
 
If you remove the weight criteria, it's possible that Tess secretly has anxiety about her size, intense fears of gaining weight, etc. At her size, more weight would cripple her.
She. Eye. Fucks. Herself. On every single photo. She has her name hanged on the wall.
No fucking way she has intense fears or anxiety.
She adores herself, to the auto-something-ilia level.
Look, she has a brand as a model - but can't even pretend or tries to sell herself to some indie brand - she showed her “designed” shoes when they came out, and never mentioned - or wore them since.
She's an influencer - but whines about “creating content” and audience interaction publicly.
She's on Parents cover - yet she can't keep her mouth closed and not throw her kids under the bus each time she has the opportunity - on a podcast, on ‘shows’, on her own socmedia.

If she was afraid of weight but kept facade of Fat Icon, she would never went above 22 size. Or ate 22K kcalories through the weekend.

If anything, she sees herself the way she (badly) shops herself, but she does not afraid or anxious, I am 98% sure of it.
 
atypical anorexia nervosa is anorexia nervosa without the weight requirement, which radically changes the meaning of it.

the DSM 5 requirements to be diagnosed with anorexia nervosa are the following:
  1. A major fear of gaining weight, perhaps even while being underweight.
  2. A disturbance in one’s body image, using one’s body shape or weight to unduly self evaluate, or denial that one is at a low body weight.
  3. Restricting how many calories one consumes that results in a significantly low body weight within the context of one’s physical health and/or development trajectory.
removing half of the first, half of the second, and the entire last criterion, it basically just means "a fear of gaining weight / a distortion in body image". common in women, and a completely different disorder at that point. so AAN is not even inaccurate.

calling AAN "anorexia" is a misleading and selfish though. it's like calling a benign melanoma (a mole) terminal cancer instead.

Here I thought everyone on here would be "too spergy" to branch out but unfortunately yes. "Atypical Anorexia Nervosa" takes out one specific term "underweight" all the other definitions still stand though. Her empathy got the best of her and she threw out all reason. I was surprised by her defense too because she struggled with an ED and yet. Disregards all of Tess' past behaviors and posts with food. Contrast that with herself or Eugenia Cooney. When have you seen them eat on cam and flaunt their disorder? Answer is you haven't because its real for them not for Tess.

I was waiting for this one. Michelle is such a shitlord. <3

Thinking about it ... I can believe some well-meaning (or tragically bad at their job) counselor or dietician told her that she could have atypical anorexia. If you remove the weight criteria, it's possible that Tess secretly has anxiety about her size, intense fears of gaining weight, etc. At her size, more weight would cripple her.

But her brand is being fat; she's surrounded by enablers; and unlike a 70-pound skeleton girl, she does need to lose weight. So a natural fear, a natural concern for the future, ends up being treated as a pathology.

2021 in a nutshell, really.
A criteria for atypical anorexia is that the person should have lost a significant amount of weight but is not underweight or even at normal weight.
No matter how we look at it Tess hasn't lost enough weight for it to be even remotely visible for people like us who tear through her selfies, quite the opposite if we are to judge the more candid pictures and the videos of her podcast.

So no, this bitch has not lost enough weight to warrant the diagnosis no matter how she shoops herself.
 
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