Know what would be a fun experiment? Give Tuna a week with those talons, then swab the undersides and take the samples to a lab. The scientists will behold, horrified, at the fetid cornucopia of bacteria that blossom in the Petri dishes.
She could do like the rest of us did when quarantine started and learn to do dip acrylic. You can get everything you need for less than $40 and a set lasts 2 weeks. I haven’t bought any new glue, tips, files, powder or activator yet and I’ve already done mine like 30 times since the original investment. But not Luna. She’s gonna keep putting those crusty press ons back on her crusty nail beds every 4 days when they fall off. I don’t want to even think about the kinds of bacteria that will be under those hideous things here in a couple weeks when she’s on her 8th use.
So if these scars are real she got them from utter retardation and not some cool sounding reason. Got it.
"I can't operate a butter knife OR a hammock. I have always been an attention seeking moron."
Agree. I'm pretty sure if I put my hand in my ceiling fan right now it would sting a bit, but the fan would stop rather than maim me. You'd think someone who lies about everything might be slightly better at it, but here we are.
You know what, that's probably correct. Popcorn ceilings are more dangerous than ceiling fans by a LONG shot. Those bitches HURT.
I can't wait to call someone a "fat sack of bitch."
of course luna and lurch have the funds to get up and move to another state, that’s why they’re living in a squatted home, just like they have the funds to get married, and become legally bound to each other!
4 Xanax “prescribed” per day. How fucking high is their tolerance at this point?
Do you even need to ask? We all know it's through the roof
how the fuck does a drug addict get a xanax prescription??
