Spiciest Thing You've Ever Had.

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The spiciest thing I ever had was in a county wide fire fighter's chili cook off.

This IS the truth and it happened over 35 years ago.

Someone in one of many FF booths was selling something called Nuclear Chili.🔥 I was warned on how hot and spicy it was, though I thought it was a gag or something like that.

So like a Dumb ass I bought a bowl of it and some bottled water. This is what happened and again it is the truth.

It was a hot bowl so I grab some napkins to place underneath bowl really thinking nothing of it. While in the process of doing that I saw my styrofoam bowl starting to be eaten away along the edges of the Chili.

As pulled it closer to my face to investigate what the hell was going on... I was hit by a powerful whiff of spice and I started to tear up and some of that whiff got into my lungs.

But to my absolute horror is that as I pulled my head back and moved the plastic spoon to inspect the chili itself, the head of the spoon started to bend, soften and warp until it could not longer resemble a spoon.

Well fuck that shit so I tossed it in the trash before the bowl fell apart. I don't know what the fuck that shit was but it was visually one of the most evil things (and interesting things to see) to eat I have ever seen.

Nuclear Chili. Yea I really did have a bowl melt down.
 
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TheRedChair said:
The spiciest thing I ever had was in a county wide fire fighter's chili cook off.

This IS the truth and it happened over 35 years ago.

Someone in one of many FF booths was selling something called Nuclear Chili.🔥 I was warned on how hot and spicy it was, though I thought it was a gag or something like that.

So like a Dumb ass I bought a bowl of it and some bottled water. This is what happened and again it is the truth.

It was a hot bowl so I grab some napkins to place underneath bowl really thinking nothing of it. While in the process of doing that I saw my styrofoam bowl starting to be eaten away along the edges of the Chili.

As pulled it closer to my face to investigate what the hell was going on... I was hit by a powerful whiff of spice and I started to tear up and some of that whiff got into my lungs.

But to my absolute horror is that as I pulled my head back and moved the plastic spoon to inspect the chili itself, the head of the spoon started to bend, soften and warp until it could not longer resemble a spoon.

Well fuck that shit so I tossed it in the trash before the bowl fell apart. I do know what the fuck that shit was but it was visually one of the most evil things (and interesting things to see) to eat I have ever seen.

Nuclear Chili. Yea I really did have a bowl melt down.
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It's like the copypasta about the guy guest-judging at a Texas chili cook-off :)
 
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Green wasabi by itself.

Or these little black pepper things in American Chinese food.
 
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A year or so ago I was super into ramen, and my friend found this at a local Asian store that she thought I'd like to try.
I am sensitive to milk (real bad heartburn) and I swear to god I literally had to drink 2 cups of milk and even that didn't do anything AT ALL.
I did find out that if you need to get spice out of your mouth, get some vanilla frosting and put it on your tongue and just keep it there.

I don't know how Nikocado does it, let alone like 10 packs at once.
 
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A year or so ago I was super into ramen, and my friend found this at a local Asian store that she thought I'd like to try.
I am sensitive to milk (real bad heartburn) and I swear to god I literally had to drink 2 cups of milk and even that didn't do anything AT ALL.
I did find out that if you need to get spice out of your mouth, get some vanilla frosting and put it on your tongue and just keep it there.

I don't know how Nikocado does it, let alone like 10 packs at once.
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Dairy products and alcohol are really the best ways to muzzle a capsaicin burn. Ice cream, sour cream, and cheese, or a shot of strong alcohol or brisk rinse with an alcohol-based mouthwash will do the trick.
 
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Some guy came into the place on a first date, it looked like. He ordered a jambalaya "You can't make it too spicy, Give me what you got." I guess it was a ploy to woo her. So, we put a bunch of ghost pepper sauce in his casserole. Tasted it. It was okay on the straight burning and still had other flavours that weren't fire. Cooked it up. The server got it to him, and he ate three giant moutfuls before he spontaneously threw up on his date. He ran to the bathroom, and she left. Best first date ever!
 
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I ate a ghost pepper infused gummy bear at work one time. I remember being in the bathroom for around lunch hour with both ends in unceasing, burning agony. Fun!
 
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I bought my better half this "million scoville food additive". it came in a fucking dropper bottle and I should have known better to be honest.

Me, being the big, brawny, manly man that I am, I put three huge ass drops on my single serving size bowl of curry. Five minutes later I was drinking my weight in milk and wiping away my bitch tears.
 
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one of my buddies had typical white boi EBIN XXX TRA HOT GHOST MEME SPICE and made me try some

it literally felt the same as getting CS gassed for training

on my own I cook a lot of spicy stuff but usually either with fresh peppers or chili paste off of chink grocers. I never understood the white obsession with maximizing le ebin Scoville Gauge
 
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Plague Spectrum said:
Took a bite of a Carolina Reaper as a dare. I felt like I bit into the depths of hell. I was on the verge of crying and just coughing nonstop. I spent the rest of the night laid back and drinking milk. After that I wasn't able to taste things right for like 2 or 3 days. I love spice, but never doing that again.
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I've eaten a whole reaper on a couple of different occasions. They're hot but certainly nowhere close to the level of hot that you'll get in some of the crazy extract-based hot sauces. Eating a reaper is "I'm sweating and hiccupping a little bit, but other than that, this is fine." Extract hot sauce tends more toward "my stomach is lava and I know it's not staying down."

Eating reapers whole was certainly not my introduction to them, though. Reaper dust is a really nice way to work your way into heat because you can easily taper up the amount. You can put it (almost) literally on anything; a few specks will do you initially, and you can easily crank it up as much as you can stand. A reaper's gonna be a really rough ride if you're not used to serious heat though.
 
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A year or so ago I was super into ramen, and my friend found this at a local Asian store that she thought I'd like to try.
I am sensitive to milk (real bad heartburn) and I swear to god I literally had to drink 2 cups of milk and even that didn't do anything AT ALL.
I did find out that if you need to get spice out of your mouth, get some vanilla frosting and put it on your tongue and just keep it there.

I don't know how Nikocado does it, let alone like 10 packs at once.
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You gulp it down as quickly as possible.
 
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I got some ghost pepper hot sauce that I thought was just bullshit marketing and poured it on a burrito. It was not marketing bullshit.

The hottest thing I can comfortably eat is probably that 2x hot spicy ramen.
 
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They are indeed painfully delicious chips.
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I like making taco salads out of these
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I have had the latter (Paqui) but not the former (Herr's)... how do they compare?

I assume the cheese puffs are going to be more flavorful, because obviously cheese (the tortilla chips are basically just salted tortilla chips with spice), but I wonder if they bring any heat or if it's just the usual marketing hype.
 
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I wonder if they bring any heat or if it's just the usual marketing hype
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It's the spiciest snack I've had, and I buy pretty much anything with "death", "scorching" or "flame" in the title. I will say though, it is very very salty.
 
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