Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

Lobster Cult High Priest said:
If that’s the case the Podesta brothers will adopt the kid. Kid probably will have a better life than living with Ralph and Pantsu though in the crack shack
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Afterbirth isn’t the baby. In this case, it will probably have a higher IQ and length than the little cherub.
 
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
LIVESTREAM THE END OF THE WORLD
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LITERALLY DAYS BEFORE SOME WHORE ANNOUNCED SHE WAS LIVESTREAMING HER BIRTH ON OF FOR $$$$$$$$$$$$$
I SUGGESTED IT

LITERALLY, BITCH
YOU HAVE ZERO FUCKING CLUE HOW MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ THAT WILL GET YOU

BECAUSE IT'S NOT COMING FROM HORNY RETARDS
IT WILL BE COMING FROM HOUSEWIVES AND OBSESSIVE MIDWESTERNERS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE OXYGEN/TLC CROWD
OLDER WOMEN WITH THEIR NAMES ON VERY LARGE BANK ACCOUNTS THAT AREN'T THEIRS
WHO WOULD FUCKING LOVE BEYOND THE AVERAGE KIWIS COMPREHENSION TO PARTICIPATE IN THE LIVE CHILDBIRTH AND FEEL ALONG WITH YOU
HOW MANY FUCKING SHOWS ABOUT NEW MOTHERS
AND FAMILY DRAMA
AND OTHER BULLSHIT
THAT BOTH MY MOTHER AND LATER STEP-MOTHER OB-FUCKING-SESSED OVER

IF I HAD A BITCH
AND I BRED HER
I WOULD FUCKING LIVESTREAM THE WHOLE PROCESS CONCEPTION TO BIRTH AND BEYOND
AND RAKE IN THAT JUICY CHRISTIAN $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
BECAUSE THEY FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT

I AM 25% JEWISH
WHEN I SEE A GOLDEN OPPURTUNITY FOR CASH MONEY WASTED
I GET SO MAD AT THE INTERNET
THAT I HOLD DOWN THE SHIFTY KEY
INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING CAPS LOCK

GIVE ME THE FUCKING HATS
I WANT THEM
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
 
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
LITERALLY DAYS BEFORE SOME WHORE ANNOUNCED SHE WAS LIVESTREAMING HER BIRTH ON OF FOR $$$$$$$$$$$$$
I SUGGESTED IT

LITERALLY, BITCH
YOU HAVE ZERO FUCKING CLUE HOW MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ THAT WILL GET YOU

BECAUSE IT'S NOT COMING FROM HORNY RETARDS
IT WILL BE COMING FROM HOUSEWIVES AND OBSESSIVE MIDWESTERNERS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE OXYGEN/TLC CROWD
OLDER WOMEN WITH THEIR NAMES ON VERY LARGE BANK ACCOUNTS THAT AREN'T THEIRS
WHO WOULD FUCKING LOVE BEYOND THE AVERAGE KIWIS COMPREHENSION TO PARTICIPATE IN THE LIVE CHILDBIRTH AND FEEL ALONG WITH YOU
HOW MANY FUCKING SHOWS ABOUT NEW MOTHERS
AND FAMILY DRAMA
AND OTHER BULLSHIT
THAT BOTH MY MOTHER AND LATER STEP-MOTHER OB-FUCKING-SESSED OVER

IF I HAD A BITCH
AND I BRED HER
I WOULD FUCKING LIVESTREAM THE WHOLE PROCESS CONCEPTION TO BIRTH AND BEYOND
AND RAKE IN THAT JUICY CHRISTIAN $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
BECAUSE THEY FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT

I AM 25% JEWISH
WHEN I SEE A GOLDEN OPPURTUNITY FOR CASH MONEY WASTED
I GET SO MAD AT THE INTERNET
THAT I HOLD DOWN THE SHIFTY KEY
INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING CAPS LOCK

GIVE ME THE FUCKING HATS
I WANT THEM
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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Lain this is a knight, calm down this isn't arisu.
 
Seminal Ointments Lain said:
LITERALLY DAYS BEFORE SOME WHORE ANNOUNCED SHE WAS LIVESTREAMING HER BIRTH ON OF FOR $$$$$$$$$$$$$
I SUGGESTED IT

LITERALLY, BITCH
YOU HAVE ZERO FUCKING CLUE HOW MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ THAT WILL GET YOU

BECAUSE IT'S NOT COMING FROM HORNY RETARDS
IT WILL BE COMING FROM HOUSEWIVES AND OBSESSIVE MIDWESTERNERS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE OXYGEN/TLC CROWD
OLDER WOMEN WITH THEIR NAMES ON VERY LARGE BANK ACCOUNTS THAT AREN'T THEIRS
WHO WOULD FUCKING LOVE BEYOND THE AVERAGE KIWIS COMPREHENSION TO PARTICIPATE IN THE LIVE CHILDBIRTH AND FEEL ALONG WITH YOU
HOW MANY FUCKING SHOWS ABOUT NEW MOTHERS
AND FAMILY DRAMA
AND OTHER BULLSHIT
THAT BOTH MY MOTHER AND LATER STEP-MOTHER OB-FUCKING-SESSED OVER

IF I HAD A BITCH
AND I BRED HER
I WOULD FUCKING LIVESTREAM THE WHOLE PROCESS CONCEPTION TO BIRTH AND BEYOND
AND RAKE IN THAT JUICY CHRISTIAN $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
BECAUSE THEY FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT

I AM 25% JEWISH
WHEN I SEE A GOLDEN OPPURTUNITY FOR CASH MONEY WASTED
I GET SO MAD AT THE INTERNET
THAT I HOLD DOWN THE SHIFTY KEY
INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING CAPS LOCK

GIVE ME THE FUCKING HATS
I WANT THEM
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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im so fucking glad you made your account.
 
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Fslur said:
Babies are often late especially the first born, could add an additional 2 weeks on the estimation. ~ Any day to within a month.
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As if your spinster ass knows a damn thing about birth, unless the rumours of you being a caretaker is true.
All hail the demon baby Cthulu-Ryleh-Ftaghn-Shubnigurath.
 
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