The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Vaclav]

They've already posted that they vet requests for interviews, so they're only going to talk to journalists they already know will write a positive story.

There's also not really enough meat to warrant an investigative story. Neither their incompetence nor their lies are large enough to hang an expose on.

Yeah, in order for this to make an interesting investigative journalism piece someone has to die or there has to be some massive catastrophe. Mistreated animals don't make the grade, it'd take them abandoning the ranch and leaving big, photogenic piles of dead alpacas and maybe burning the house down for insurance money as well.

Someone mentioned Tiger King, what made sensational was the Carol Baskin murder plot. Without that it's just a story about a rivalry over pet tigers, there are colorful characters but nothing really shocking. The Noodlesandbeef scandal was another example, what made it newsworthy was a guy dying from injecting silicone into his balls. Without that it's just the story of an unhealthy relationship involving bizarre kinks.

It's likely that no one will die at the tranch, these guys aren't violent by nature. They don't take things by force, they use passive-aggressive whining to get what they want. It's more likely the whole thing will collapse from mismanagement and the troons will blame it on bigotry forever after.

Kev couldn't survive on his own without Pennywise and Troon Boone - or at least comparable flatmates. You've (probably) seen his awkward waddle on video, how he can't even lift too much weight because of his AM HOLE. He can't cook, he can't clean, he can't even keep his personal space clutter-free, let alone do any other chore.
The only people who'd put up with him is other deranged troons like his "owner", Mxstress Philip "Penny" Matthew Logue.

I'm not fully up on Kevin Gibes but what does Penny get out of this relationship? Is it a Frank Wu type of thing where he keeps John Flynt around because he wants control over someone more pathetic than he is who is guaranteed to never leave him because he couldn't make it on his own?

 

[White Devil]

I'm not fully up on Kevin Gibes but what does Penny get out of this relationship? Is it a Frank Wu type of thing where he keeps John Flynt around because he wants control over someone more pathetic than he is who is guaranteed to never leave him because he couldn't make it on his own?

Phil and Paul get rent money out of Kevin, that's it. Paul hates Kevin and I'm pretty sure Phil just goes through the motions now.

 

[Iron Hamster]

But Kathryn, she loves you, that's all that matters. And I'm using your current name because I mean it.

I don't know.........she could be going to snuff him out for embarrassing the family name.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Phil and Paul get rent money out of Kevin, that's it. Paul hates Kevin and I'm pretty sure Phil just goes through the motions now.

If it wasn't for the fact that those poor animals are suffering, this whole thing is like a gigantic soap opera, and we have the best seats in the house.

 

[Vaclav]

Phil and Paul get rent money out of Kevin, that's it. Paul hates Kevin and I'm pretty sure Phil just goes through the motions now.

Huh, if you're going to bring someone homesteading there should be more of a bond than that. Kevin could pool his rent money with some city slicker trannies and have a much better lifestyle, I guess it's his natural laziness that's kept him with his crowd. Is he getting disability or is his family paying his way?

If there's an internal conflict that crashes the ranch it'll probably start around Kevin. It's a lot of work to maintain a property like that even at their negligent level and it must be hell to have this annoying lump hanging around doing nothing and demanding the lion's share of electricity to run his gaming rig.

 

[alpaca amhole]

That interaction between Kev and Phil sums up their relationship so well. I’m obsessed with Kev’s attempt to save face.

Kev: typo mistress.... gonna get spanked so hard for this later
Phil, asexual: ok shut up
Kev: ooohhhh mrrrppph goddess

It’s so clear that they literally never touch each other. You’re not going to get spanked Kev.

BDSM but it’s only over twitter and it’s only Kevvy being ignored.

edit: thought I was on kev’s thread the tranch gang are too crazy to keep track of

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm not fully up on Kevin Gibes but what does Penny get out of this relationship? Is it a Frank Wu type of thing where he keeps John Flynt around because he wants control over someone more pathetic than he is who is guaranteed to never leave him because he couldn't make it on his own?

Yeah, basically.

Phil was, unfortunately, sexually assaulted as a child (I think its in a blog post of his). He may have had gotten two separate women pregnant, but he was smart enough to know he didn't want to be responsible for kids and a wife. However, he did want love, so in Jen and Kevvy he found two people who would

1. Engage in a powerplay fetish so he feels like he has control over something in his life
2. have adults who act like children without having the responsiblities of a child (you don't have to teach them or worry about them taking care of themselves)
3. give unconditional love

Its weird to say the least. He's castrated and doesn't want to touch them, he just really wants companionship and the feeling of people not leaving him.

I don't know.........she could be going to snuff him out for embarrassing the family name.

Finally, something interesting for the tranch if so.

If it wasn't for the fact that those poor animals are suffering, this whole thing is like a gigantic soap opera, and we have the best seats in the house.

The best part is we don't have to smell any of it!

 

[John Mass Effect]

Phil, asexual

I'd say he's simply traumatized. While all tranchers are generally repulsive men with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I pity this one. He was (allegedly) diddled as a kid until his anus tore, and his diaries show a troubled person.
Phil needed a good shrink and therapy, but he stumbled upon some wacko who told him horse piss = magic cure.

 

[Brain Problems]

I'd say he's simply traumatized. While all tranchers are generally repulsive men with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I pity this one. He was (allegedly) diddled as a kid until his anus tore, and his diaries show a troubled person.
Phil needed a good shrink and therapy, but he stumbled upon some wacko who told him horse piss = magic cure.

Everyone knows the best and most effective form of therapy is completely validating and acquiescing to every fantasy and sexual fetish your patient exhibits! 41% of the time... it works every time.

 

[alpaca amhole]

I'd say he's simply traumatized. While all tranchers are generally repulsive men with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I pity this one. He was (allegedly) diddled as a kid until his anus tore, and his diaries show a troubled person.
Phil needed a good shrink and therapy, but he stumbled upon some wacko who told him horse piss = magic cure.

It was him and bonnie who apparently ‘curb stomped a terf’ (some 60 odd year old woman) right? I’d pity him if not for that. Plenty of people get raped without becoming some aggressive maniac.

He’d generally be worthy of pity but he’s gone too far for me personally. I think a big part of his asexuality might also be from his amhole operation too (and SSRIs which hes probably on).

That said, anyone damaged enough to touch Kev is worth feeling sorry for.

 

[glass_houses]

It was him and bonnie who apparently ‘curb stomped a terf’ (some 60 odd year old woman) right? I’d pity him if not for that. Plenty of people get raped without becoming some aggressive maniac.

He’d generally be worthy of pity but he’s gone too far for me personally. I think a big part of his asexuality might also be from his amhole operation too (and SSRIs which hes probably on).

That said, anyone damaged enough to touch Kev is worth feeling sorry for.

I think it six odd of them who did the beating.

As for Phillip, there are photos of him doing some kind of of wax torture on two of the Tranch (faces hidden) so he keeps his hand in. The asexuality is probably less a product of sexual assault and more to do with the fact that he's had his nuts lopped off.

 

[stupid frog]

Asexual, but was still on Tinder looking for matches recently.

 

[LurkNoMore]

It was him and bonnie who apparently ‘curb stomped a terf’ (some 60 odd year old woman) right? I’d pity him if not for that.

Did that actually happen or was it more "look how badass we are!" I'd believe they screamed at some terf, but them getting into a actual fight and then beating someone. While at an event without consequences seems pretty outlandish.

 

[Not Vordrak]

Did that actually happen or was it more "look how badass we are!" I'd believe they screamed at some terf, but them getting into a actual fight and then beating someone. While at an event without consequences seems pretty outlandish.

It happened. The woman that they beat up made a post about it.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

It happened. The woman that they beat up made a post about it.

So stunning and brave, ganging up on a woman.
I swear it must have been because they have built-up anger over how (unconsciously) they know they don't pass as women and found an excuse to beat up one.

 

[Not Vordrak]

So stunning and brave, ganging up on a woman.
I swear it must have been because they have built-up anger over how (unconsciously) they know they don't pass as women and found an excuse to beat up one.

From what I recall, the woman showed up to a tranny march holding a sign saying something to the effect of "trans women aren't women." She was warned that she should GTFO by some of the trannies at the march because she might get beaten up, but she chose to stay anyway. Sure enough, she got beaten up by trannies. I'm not trying to say she deserved to get the shit beaten out of her for holding a sign, but what the fuck did she expect to happen?

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

From what I recall, the woman showed up to a tranny march holding a sign saying something to the effect of "trans women aren't women." She was warned that she should GTFO by some of the trannies at the march because she might get beaten up, but she chose to stay anyway. Sure enough, she got beaten up by trannies. I'm not trying to say she deserved to get the shit beaten out of her for holding a sign, but what the fuck did she expect to happen?

That is, indeed, a rather stupid move.
I'm tempted to say that it was deserved but that would make me agree with the trannies, which I absolutely don't want to.

 

[Not Vordrak]

That is, indeed, a rather stupid move.
I'm tempted to say that it was deserved but that would make me agree with the trannies, which I absolutely don't want to.

Found the post, I just had to search for "woman attacked" in Kevin's thread and there it was.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

That is, indeed, a rather stupid move.
I'm tempted to say that it was deserved but that would make me agree with the trannies, which I absolutely don't want to.

i don't agree at all that it's a stupid move and i'm not tempted to say she deserved it. Somebody has to stand up to these motherfuckers. Not enough people standing up to their bullshit is one of the reasons--in addition to the shitloads of money the billionaire trannies throw into the movement--these fetishists are making all the social gains they are. some people have to have the courage to stand up to these perverts.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Found the post, I just had to search for "woman attacked" in Kevin's thread and there it was.

and to think we once mocked jack chick for saying the lgbt community attacked innocent people trying to help them