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Reminder that as Zero Hour approaches and Commander Phil "Wauw Look!" Shepard straps on his N7 armor over his paunchy frame, we have a dedicated thread for the marathon discussion.
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Japanese women love western guys, shocking I know. Right truth bomb that is. If you lot ever go to Japan, you'll see that you really don't have to try hard to get some bird to chat you up or whatever else tickles your fancy.
Go to a pub, or even sit in social place and someone will try to chat with you, if nothing else to try and practice their awful english skills.

So the fact that this cuck has to pay them to just talk to him shows what a pathetic exceptional individual he is.
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Yeah, japanese woman love western guys. But twice as likely you'll get shaken down for drinks and cigarettes, get taken to a bar their 'friend' owns and pay a shitload for cheap beer, etc. There's enough Aussies / Kiwis / ALTs out there that they have their pick of the good looking types so don't think you can rock up to any izakaya and get yourself a JAV model, unless you want to try your luck at the HUB which is like a russian roulette of actual insane people, divorcees and other mango-hungry westerners.
YokuNama said:
I'll post this for good ol time sake. A story of KG getting "ripped off" in Japan by a woman and a bouncer.

He didn't fuck nor get a touch & feel, but still paid. Cuckery at its finest.
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Case in point, they see you coming a mile off and know the shake down. If you ever watch them canvassing for maid cafes, they're like sharks picking out who they know has a free evening and dispensable income. White boys don't stand a chance when they think pussy is on the line.
YokuNama said:
$5,000 in 2 weeks is not enough in DSP's world. He has BILLS BILLS and more BILLS. Something you children will NEVER understand.

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Phil still trying to pretend that adults have $5k leave their bank account within two weeks. Unless it's a medical or car emergency, no one will ever have an outgoing that much at once because who the fuck even has $5k laying around aside from shut-in gatcha addicts.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
Case in point, they see you coming a mile off and know the shake down. If you ever watch them canvassing for maid cafes, they're like sharks picking out who they know has a free evening and dispensable income.
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Well, from his story it's no wonder that he got scammed back then and why he runs damage control for a scammer now. He basically felt sorry for the barker because he thought he was "desperate for customers". Tards like KG deserve to get fleeced. When it comes to nightlife in Japan barkers are annoying just by the virtue of being barkers, but the more annoying, demanding and confrontational a barker is the shadier and scammier the establishment he works for is, it doesn't mean that they're desperate, the barkers for shady places will maintain the same level of being a pain in the ass no matter if his hole-in-the-wall scamzone is packed or if there's nobody inside, especially when they see a clueless gaijin like KG prancing around like a wounded gazelle.
It's kinda like Dave, no matter if he just got a cool 1000 dollars or if he didn't even get 50 on his stream, he's still just gonna be as greasy on the next one.
 
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Adebisi said:
Look at Emerald 7 dude whales out on DPS gives him enough cash to pay for what the 12k he said he owed in back taxes. 3 months after he got that cash he is on stream ranting and raving that he has not been able to spend one dime to catch up on his taxes and he was back to tax begging again.

Any amount of money he makes today will be memory holed in a few days. When the 15th comes back around we will get another marathon especially if his $400 goal a day slows down.
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It's not the only reason, but I think E7 is a big reason why he doesn't give strict amounts anymore. He thought he could milk that shit from December through March and here comes this fucking asshole giving him the total amount in a few weeks blowing up the grift. Not like it stopped him from doing it anyway but it wasn't as easy to sell.
 
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tzgnilki said:
HE TRIED IT

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How the fuck can he be making LESS atm when the departnering hasn't actually even affected him yet...? How can he be this fucking dense. It hasn't even been a month since he got de-partnered meaning he hasn't even gone without a Twitch payment yet so how the fuck can he already be making less let alone even know what to compare it to? Typical DSP lahgic.

Edit: lets also not forget Phil should ALREADY KNOW whether he was paid by Twitch. When payments like Twitch fall on a weekend they are paid out that friday before. So he should in all likeliness would have been paid at midnight PST and at the latest prolly around 10 am? But as i said more than likely he already got paid (if which im quite sure he did as there is no real reason they would not pay him).
 
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tomstone said:
looks like the tipping button is missing from his twitch info page? anybody knowing why? who controls that? twitch or the streamer?

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Wait, this might be something.

The only person who is able to change the panels on the channel page is the streamer himself. And DSP is quietly in bed right about now thinking of how many man hunks he can get after the stream tomorrow. Why would he remove all of the panels, including the tipping one?
 
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Sukkahousuritari said:
Wait, this might be something.

The only person who is able to change the panels on the channel page is the streamer himself. And DSP is quietly in bed right about now thinking of how many man hunks he can get after the stream tomorrow. Why would he remove all of the panels, including the tipping one?
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hm, maybe twitch is finally fed up with him squatting on their site using their bandwidth and scamming tips? how would you even tip now? is his tip! command still working? cant try it because im banned.
 
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drtonysimp said:
hes getting his twitch payment and hes preparing for the backlash if people find out about it. he already did his "no such thing as extra money speech" and now he can refer back to twitter where he said LIKELY NOT .

personally i love it, so scummy and transparent but if you can see what hes doing youre a mentally ill basement dwelling kid who doesnt understand actual adult life. the fact that hes been able to pull in more money since losing his twitch partnership is beautiful, take those literal retards all the way to the bank phil.

usually i would get angry at people exploiting the mentally incapable but these retards have all the info in front of them yet still give phil the majority of their monthly earnings. so fuck them, take it all phil and waste it on what ever you like!
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Phil already explained that if he does get the twitch payment he would let us know. Which means we have two scenarios here.

Scenario 1. Phil says he never got it and will never get it so tip harder!

Scenario 2. Phil just causally waits for the tips to flow and collect the marathon money and at the very end after he’s had it to hyper explain that twitch gave him some or all of the money and that the tips were still needed.

but knowing him you’re right he will more than likely just flat out lie to these breathing ATM machines Bc they don’t question anything anyway.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
Oh boy today’s the heart throbbing stroke causing it was my depression marathon day I’m so exited... wow I can’t believe he’s going to play for 8 straight hours (with like 6 half hour breaks kinda making it pointless but what should I know)
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pigroachman looks like the cockroachman from men in black, figures

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Flavius Anthemius said:
He really needs that money, he really does, he seriously doesn't want to drop the lifestyle he's been leading for years, sounds like he's gonna be spending a fortune on gacha, all that fast food he'll keep buying and other costly expenses that he doesn't need to spend as nearly as much on.

He needs to seek a financial advisor if he seriously thinks he's in hot water now. I know kat doesn't earn much but they both live in the same household and they have access to two wages essentially, if they both can't work out how to manage their own finances properly after a bankruptcy then they're both even more stupid than I first thought.

I can't imagine what he's going to feel like when the paypigs just exhaust their pockets and he realises he'll never be making the same sort of income again, REEMERGENCY once a fortnight.
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Silly tractor. You really think their wallets are going to empty? All of his pay piggies are rich business venture capitalists who make millions on stocks and crypto. Phil will never go hungry!
 
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