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KatAgreesWithMe said:
Guys listen... *snort*, as well all know, I've lost my Twitch Partnership due to the TROLLS constantly attacking, reporting and harassing my business. Wait a sec... we've got some idiots in the chat who think they can derail the stream and talk shit about me *lean in manual ban*. Ack ack ack what idiots dood! They come in here, shitting on MY BUSINESS, don't you know I have a WIFE?! I HAVE A CAT! I HAVE BILLS TO PAY?! Stop being assholes and ruining the stream for everyone. As I was saying, I really need the support guys, I really do. Please BUY IN to the DarksydePhil business, I need your support. Last night I couldn't get any sleep, Kat kept waking up, Jasper was running around the house at 5 o'clock in the morning, I thought he was gonna come in the room and jump on me again guys! But as I was laying in bed, I was thinking... *snort*, I'm going to set-up a yearly tips goal, alright? NOW, before the trolls say "Oh Phil, why do you need to show what you need to make yearly, don't you make $1000,00. every stream?!* No, idiots. I have BILLS, Alright? So, the yearly tips goal I had in mind was $500,000.00. NOW, *snort*, I know what you're thinking, "Phil, do you really need that much?*, of course I do! I have BILLS, my mom-I mean my wife Kat doesn't earn enough money to help support MY NEEDS. So I'm setting up the yearly tips goal to $500,000.00. Sound good? OK. *snort*
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Don’t give him ideas
 
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tomstone said:
pigroachman looks like the cockroachman from men in black, figures

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I was thinking he looked more like the guy dumped in toxic waste on Robocop.

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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Or if he is planning to jump to Youtube, perhaps he's hoping that lying about Twitch not paying him will give them a reason to ban him. Nothing he could do though, just happened without them telling him anything!
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that would be the best case scenario for the begathon.
hit the goal early --> get banned from twitch mid begathon --> move over to youtube for a drama stream --> squezze out more money from his ppigs
 
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tzgnilki said:
he's gonna get the twitch payment and say it's basically nothing
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Apparently based on what the little pay pigs were saying who gifted subs got them refunded back, not sure if the bits and regular subs did though, seems like that's not the case as far as we know.

So yes he could actually use the excuse that his final twitch payment is a lot "smaller" then usual, and then he would make some sort of reaction to make it seem like Twitch fucked him again this time, and he wants his ♿ to pick up the pieces.

If this is the sort of ploy he's going for, not only would the whales be going for those big juicy tips but his irregular donators might be bribed into this as well.

They're far too stupid to question his reasoning as to why he needs so much money again this time, he's an adult with taxes and bills and other important stuff!
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Or if he is planning to jump to Youtube, perhaps he's hoping that lying about Twitch not paying him will give them a reason to ban him. Nothing he could do though, just happened without them telling him anything!
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tomstone said:
that would be the best case scenario for the begathon.
hit the goal early --> get banned from twitch mid begathon --> move over to youtube for a drama stream --> squezze out more money from his ppigs
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I thought Youtube chat was literally Hitler though? I guess it would magically stop being an issue once the money started flowing just right.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
The guy who's planning to buy DSP's trademark uploaded a video on Reddit boasting:
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What the fuck is he doing? What a moron.

r/DSPDiscussion - Real DSP here. This is so confusing to me.

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It's the most hardcore wheelchair ween version of a Liquid Chris ripoff and I hope by the end he gets the proper laughing at his expense for thinking his epicz trollz waste of time and money was going to put a dent into the 12 Year Begacy. Some people's fuckin kids man....
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
The guy who's planning to buy DSP's trademark uploaded a video on Reddit boasting:
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What the fuck is he doing? What a moron.

r/DSPDiscussion - Real DSP here. This is so confusing to me.

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Dude has to use legitimate information in order to file the trademark, so congrats, people know exactly who you are now.

Watch Phil use this as ammunition eventually once someone alerts him and he'll ham it up.
 
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As fucked up as Phil's tangled web of lies is, and I'm talking the one attached to his begging, that's not even what makes his paying contributors retards for giving him money. It certainly doesn't help, but it's not where the problem starts.

The problem starts with Phil making his bills your responsibility. Max Dood has an actual wife and an actual child. I don't know if he owns a home or what, and quite frankly it doesn't matter because with folks like him, it legit isn't my business. Why? Because he doesn't make it my business while trying to have it also not be my business. He has his bills like everybody else does, more so than I do because I'm single and childless, but do I hear about that from him all the time? No. He doesn't go there, he gets down to business and talks about and plays video games because that's what actually gets those bills paid. Work is actually work to him.

Phil obviously does not take any work seriously, and he would clearly rather guilt-trip people, than do like Max Dood and fucking earn the money. Say what you will about being a professional YouTuber/streamer, at least the ones not like Phil are doing what their job actually entails.

So to any of the legit fans of DSP reading this, this is what makes you a complete fool, the fact that Phil prefers to make the existence of bills, which are not unique, a reason for you to just hand him money, and you do it. He doesn't want to put effort into being like Max Dood. He doesn't want to have a strong work ethic. He has no sense of what's normal and mature, nor does he want to. Everybody has bills, not everybody makes those bills your problem. Why do you tolerate it from Phil? Why tolerate it from anyone?

You must not respect yourself any more than Phil respects you.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
As fucked up as Phil's tangled web of lies is, and I'm talking the one attached to his begging, that's not even what makes his paying contributors retards for giving him money. It certainly doesn't help, but it's not where the problem starts.

The problem starts with Phil making his bills your responsibility. Max Dood has an actual wife and an actual child. I don't know if he owns a home or what, and quite frankly it doesn't matter because with folks like him, it legit isn't my business. Why? Because he doesn't make it my business while trying to have it also not be my business. He has his bills like everybody else does, more so than I do because I'm single and childless, but do I hear about that from him all the time? No. He doesn't go there, he gets down to business and talks about and plays video games because that's what actually gets those bills paid. Work is actually work to him.

Phil obviously does not take any work seriously, and he would clearly rather guilt-trip people, than do like Max Dood and fucking earn the money. Say what you will about being a professional YouTuber/streamer, at least the ones not like Phil are doing what their job actually entails.

So to any of the legit fans of DSP reading this, this is what makes you a complete fool, the fact that Phil prefers to make the existence of bills, which are not unique, a reason for you to just hand him money, and you do it. He doesn't want to put effort into being like Max Dood. He doesn't want to have a strong work ethic. He has no sense of what's normal and mature, nor does he want to. Everybody has bills, not everybody makes those bills your problem. Why do you tolerate it from Phil? Why tolerate it from anyone?

You must not respect yourself any more than Phil respects you.
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Ehh…the people who consistently donate to him aren’t fans IMO. They like the attention from Phil, casual viewers and critics. They know what Phil is about…and they’re fine with it…the brief attention is worth it. They eventually move on.
 
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