[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[Freshtodeath]

he just said "I was in a good financial situation then i lost my partnership" LOL yeah zero savings

 

[architects]

this dude literally goes from “if I don’t hit this goal I’m fuck’d….to if we don’t hit the goal it’s not the end of the world”. Fuckin Jesus

 

[Fragarach]

I predict record-breaking bans today. Mods are probably in full-blown Gestapo mode, uniforms and all.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

He's spoken about how it's not new debt, it's all old debt. What actually got discharged in the bankruptcy then? I was under the impression that most of his old debt was gone now.

Questioning DSP's finances is a bannable offense as it's none of your business. Now be a good Very Open Wallet and let the pahsitivity flow.

 

[Salubrious]

Anyone who has almonds already has them activated and nicely toasted. His whales are subhuman and still won't process that detractors have been right about literally all of this.

Phil is now claiming that he can't cut back on his lifestyle - these are his commitments. He also said that he would have already had the $3k if he worked with Twitch.
He made more this month already. The Forbidden Math is truly forbidden for a reason.

Just like right now, he is saying every little bit helps.
So he already has the money to pay his necessary bills, he just wants more.
That's literally what that means.

Selling his expensive condo and moving into a moderately sized apartment for a childless couple is literally impossible.

 

[Freshtodeath]

what if he hits 3k in five min then he has to play mass effect for 8 hours

 

[Surly Muppet]

This is amazing to listen to because it has never been so obvious that he is lying about everything he is saying.
But this is what has been said at every one of his fundraisers when we were just theorizing he was lying. This is just straight up how he lies, beat for beat, this is all the same stuff, but we know what's going on behind the curtain now.

Our boy is back in the saddle and doing what he does best - beggin' and scammin'.

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what if he hits 3k in five min then he has to play mass effect for 8 hours

Nah, the Jasper reveal set the structure for this. Devil UK will hold the $1k until the end to draw as much as possible out of the others. Phil will be surprised if he hits it before then, but he knows at least half is probably secured for the finale.

 

[AceVentura]

what if he hits 3k in five min then he has to play mass effect for 8 hours

If he goes over very early, there will be a phone call because "Khet has a REEEEEEmergency" and he will fucking dip.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He's taking a dinner break in middle of the stream to eat kung pau stir fry with his wife

 

[Coldbeyond]

Four 30 minute breaks. 5 hour marathon for 3k. $600 an hour

 

[Jasper2K]

It's greed. It's greed.

 

[BlackDragoons]

So much for a marathon.


Its just like last night he is just going to be streaming one game all day.


No Effort Phil at it again.

 

[Salubrious]

4 30 minute breaks. 5 hour marathon for 3k. $600 an hour

I do love how his marathons somehow have LESS gameplay than "regular days."

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Think about it.
On a regular day, Dave streams for about 6-7 hours and expects 400$.
Now, he streams a single hour more and expects 7 times as much.

 

[tomstone]

talking about how long he can go because of his stamina. THIS FUCKER PLAYS FUCKING VIDEO GAMES. there are doctors who do 10h+ surgeries.

he is also nervous and upset, he doesnt want to scam has paypigs for so much money

 

[AceVentura]

Please keep reminding people that you used to make a shitload of money, whilst desperately begging for because you was afraid of losing your house. Sheer genius.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

DSP really hopes he won't have to do ~7-8 hour marathons ( with breaks ) every month for $36000 a year in extra pahsitivity

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

He is constantly telling his viewers he hates the fact that he has to do a marathon (i.e. spending time with his viewers). It's really like working at walmart for him.

 

[Comma]

Jesus Christ, the MASSIVE amount of guilt-tripping right now. He's saying he's depressed he needs to do this fundraiser.

How is Twitch allowing this?

 

[YokuNama]

"Thats all I really have to say"

" Trying to thing of any other topics... that are affecting me"

Confirmed to talk about drama to drum up pity for the 1,000th time.

"I'm depressed. Barely got any sleep."