Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

[Umaibae]

This would also explain how she got into Germany. If she has a family member who is at least a long-term resident (for instance her military brother who could be stationed there), travel restrictions would not apply to her.

Yup. Mentioned in my novel of a post lol.

It's mentioned upthread that her brother is military. I don't know if that helps at all. She's also stanned military benefits in a twitter argument. I will keep digging.

Yup, those two things are what grabbed my attention. The Bellevue arrest is another home run find for this theory.

Having her middle name is also good to know.

 

[Racoober]

I have it on good authority that she was last seen posting in Telegram groups as of May 11th. I can't post the screenshots, but they are definitely legitimate.
It might be a little difficult to take my word for it, so I'll work with my source on getting something they're comfortable posting.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I came here to laugh at a dead furfag but it seems the mystery goes even deeper. Godspeed to the autists working to track her down.

 

[Glowie]

Why in the love of fuck people with chronic, often incurable and terminal illnesses are driven to join furfagdom? It's like a epileptic who joins OMGWTFBBQ+ drug fueled rave parties.
Last place to get sympathy, belonging, clinging to a frail ego?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Okay. Pretty sure this is the brother she mentions living in Idaho, with a previous address in Newport News. (archive)


And this might be Dad? Age works because she's the baby of four kids. Location still makes sense for both military and her known locations, Chesapeake VA and environs. (archive)


Both profiles list Rebekah as a relative. Here's a bunch of other addresses she lived at. (archive won't work but live link here)


The 2865 N. Wolverine Ave one is interesting. She shared it with Jacob, a woman named Teresa Hall who is or was at one point married to James Scott. There was also a man named Christopher Hall. Christopher has had addresses on military bases as well. (link)

I dunno man, no smoking guns but evidence is mounting that "Tricare vacation staged to kill the NachoDog persona and run away from dogfucking past" is the correct answer. If you asked me a few hours ago how I expected to spend my Saturday, doxing a dogfucker and her family to figure out if she faked her death would not have been it.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Well this certainly took a turn. Bravo you amazing autists

 

[Ratzinger]

If Germany is dumb enough to allow such flagrant abuse of their generous medical system, they probably deserve it.

We'll just have to start eathanizing anyone who does that!

Anyway, minor spelling mistakes nonewithanding those doctors letters seem completly believable. Difficult to fake unless you're fully fluent in Doktor-Deutsch.
An interesting tidbit from the dental letter:
"Überdurchschnittlicher Schwierigkeitsgrad und Zeitaufwand wegen schwieriger Kommunikation"
Roughly: Great difficulty due to communication problems, ie her german is so terrible it made treatment harder and he wants extra money for having to deal with it.
If she wrote that herself it's a major flex, lol.

And yes Bavarians go to weddings in Lederhosen, the rest of us are as bewildered as you are.

 

[ChunkyCat]

Her assisted suicide was supposed to take place in The Netherlands, not Germany:

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Her assisted suicide was supposed to take place in The Netherlands, not Germany:

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Even if so, they don't allow this either. Only Switzerland allows it, and they add so many conditions that it's really not assisted suicide anymore.

The fact that she would involve a third country makes it even less believable. Since when does Germany refer suicides to other countries. Such utter bullshit the whole thing

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

As a Eurofag, HAHA, noooo, bitch. You want me to buy the idea that in the middle of the Coof you can just waltz in with a dog, get through immigration, get in with a doctor, get checked every 5 minutes, then get in surgery, THEN they just say "mkay, you can die, thx, bye"? Fuck off.

We have this magical thing called bureaucracy.

But also, during Coof, every medical thing got that much more complicated, even for locals. All we hear is, hospitals are swamped and plus, for safety, they stopped medical treatments as much as they could.
Power level, I work in a medicine adjacent field (I'm not a nurse or doctor, but we do jobs for them). We had times when they literally said "unless the patient is in acute need, do not do anything and even then, just enough so they can be fine for now".
I also know people with cancer. It was a pain in the butt for them, people who are local and who have been going through treatment for some time, so they have already been examined, got a doctor, got a schedule, etc.

There is no way she got all that just because. She is supposedly a rootless, broke ass Murican. No way this adds up.

 

[Umaibae]

Okay. Pretty sure this is the brother she mentions living in Idaho, with a previous address in Newport News. (archive)
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And this might be Dad? Age works because she's the baby of four kids. Location still makes sense for both military and her known locations, Chesapeake VA and environs. (archive)
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Both profiles list Rebekah as a relative. Here's a bunch of other addresses she lived at. (archive won't work but live link here)
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The 2865 N. Wolverine Ave one is interesting. She shared it with Jacob, a woman named Teresa Hall who is or was at one point married to James Scott. There was also a man named Christopher Hall. Christopher has had addresses on military bases as well. (link)
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I dunno man, no smoking guns but evidence is mounting that "Tricare vacation staged to kill the NachoDog persona and run away from dogfucking past" is the correct answer. If you asked me a few hours ago how I expected to spend my Saturday, doxing a dogfucker and her family to figure out if she faked her death would not have been it.

Very funny, I screenshotted the same record showing similar people earlier. A lot of these dumb people sites block international traffic, so I hit a few dead ends.

The Arizona addresses are, I think, a red herring. This Dianna Provencio person lives in Gilbert, and her daughter is married to a 40-something named James Scott — but not our guy.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

@Umaibae alot of your theory is plausible, but what do you make of the 25,000 GoFundMe? Given the rest of her lies, I can't see how it was legitimate. Other Euros have posted that this isn't how the German health care system works.

 

[Umaibae]

@Umaibae alot of your theory is plausible, but what do you make of the 25,000 GoFundMe? Given the rest of her lies, I can't see how it was legitimate. Other Euros have posted that this isn't how the German health care system works.

idk, probably just a basic furfag scam.

I think she needed some medical care for SOMETHING, but she’s not dead and she didn’t move to Germany SPECIFICALLY for treatment. She’s someone’s (physical and emotional) baggage.

 

[Aramis]

An interesting tidbit from the dental letter:
"Überdurchschnittlicher Schwierigkeitsgrad und Zeitaufwand wegen schwieriger Kommunikation"
Roughly: Great difficulty due to communication problems, ie her german is so terrible it made treatment harder and he wants extra money for having to deal with it.

Not a German, but I have spent some time there, have German friends and I'm really suspicous about that. In my experience, Germans typically have a very good grasp of English. She might never have needed any German to get medical care, unless there's a very specific doctor or possible some specific medical terms that he's never used in English. It's not impossible, but I'm not buying it. Maybe her mouth was so fucked up by whatever she was seeing a dentist about that he trouble understanding her?

 

[Mary Magdalene]

TIL assisted suicide is apparently legal in Germany? Could have sworn it was illegal

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Sick sinus syndrome can be fixed with a pacemaker. The sinus node is your natural pacemaker, when it doesn’t work right, one is placed. Pacemakers need the batteries changed , each battery change is a surgery but no biggie really.

Long qt syndrome is the real issue here. You can’t reverse and it can be fatal. This is what causes the fainting that was reported and the reason for cardiac arrest.

you can get a defibrillator implanted and try beta blockers and hope for the best but that isn’t a guarantee.

untreated long qt syndrome has a >50 percent risk of death within 15 years, less than 1 percent over 20 if you get proper help for it.

If she had any it due to a genetic cause, like Brugada syndrome then yeah, sudden death is a very real thing although same thing...icd is recommended. There would be a family history of sudden deaths and by no means am saying it is what she had, just a possibility among other reasons.

also to note, long qt has non genetic causes, namely medications (antipsychotics for one), electrolyte imbalances etc.

not a doc though, I just have an interest in cardiology because of my own cardiac issues.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Even if so, they don't allow this either. Only Switzerland allows it, and they add so many conditions that it's really not assisted suicide anymore.

The fact that she would involve a third country makes it even less believable. Since when does Germany refer suicides to other countries. Such utter bullshit the whole thing

Idk what you;re talking about but euthanasia is legal in the netherlands and has been since 2002. Even the guardian wrote an article about it

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Idk what you;re talking about but euthanasia is legal in the netherlands and has been since 2002. Even the guardian wrote an article about it

Idk what you're talking about, but I am referring to assisted suicide tourism, which is not legal in the Netherlands, Germany, or anywhere else in Europe except Switzerland. You can't just show up and ask to be suicided, even if you have a terminal illness.

 

[Xenomorph]

This makes no sense if she was getting SSI she shoulda gotten Medicare for her illness. I do not know if she had work credits or w/e but she coulda defo got SSDI.
Medicare would cover most of it. And when I say most it's like 99% most times. At worst you'd pay 20% coins depending.

Spoiler: sperging

I know from experience having upwards of 300k worth of surgeries needed and they picked almost the whole thing, reducing each surgery to mere hundreds of dollars each.

I cannot see how a cardiac issue needing life-saving surgery would ever be denied payment from Medicare/aid.
Shit, even if they needed payment when its life saving they usually do a payment plan and you pay what you can but they wouldn't let her die she was low income they woulda accommodated her.
It does not add up at all.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

OK guys. I might have this one figured out. I’m gonna lay out my basic theory, and then do some more research to find family info — but, yes, I am of the belief that all of this is an elaborate ruse to kill off a problematic Internet history and start fresh online.

@MirnaMinkoff has done a fantastic job already of laying out why it is damn near impossible, if not entirely impossible, for a random American to just pack up and move to Germany, get on their healthcare, get surgery etc. That’s completely ignoring the fact that we are in the middle of a pandemic and Americans cannot even enter Germany (with one very special exception, which I will get into in a second).

Necessary PL: I have moved overseas. It is not this easy, even if you’re coming with just a suitcase. Hard with a pet, too. Needing legal residency to do things like open bank accounts and obtain government health insurance is not something you can just pick up, especially from a country like Germany. This isn’t Thailand, where you can pay your way into legal residency with one of their rich retired people visas. However, as I said, other people have explained this part pretty thoroughly in the last few pages. I suggest you go read through those posts because they’re pretty accurate.

Before I get into my theory, I want to point out the whole issue of bringing a pet. Germany does not require a titer test for dogs coming from the United States — but they do require a USDA health certificate with the official seal signed off by a USDA vet. This certificate is not cheap to obtain. It also requires a lot of advanced planning, either making an appointment to go to a local office, or doing it with enough leeway so that you get the signed and stamped certificate back in time. It seems now you can get the signature done digitally, but you still need time to prep this together. If I remember correctly? the certificate cost about $200.

OK. Back on track.

several pages ago in a spoiler containing screenshots referring to this girls family, you will see a reference to Tricare. Tricare is the healthcare plan for people in the military and their families. She claims she was on this insurance through her foster family, but I am calling bullshit. Don’t forget she also mentioned her brother being in the military.

I am 100% of the belief that this girl is a military dependent, meaning a parent or whomever is her legal guardian is in the military or DOD. I think a lot of the stuff about her family is exaggerated and/or a massive lie. Do I doubt she had a bad relationship with her parents? No, absolutely not. Do I think she might’ve become voluntarily homeless because her parents and her had a bad relationship? Absolutely. Remember the school form that was posted earlier discussing her being homeless? That form indicated she was living in Virginia Beach at the time. Virginia Beach has a massive military population. There are numerous military bases in and around that area, many of which are some of the largest on the East Coast.



Because of the American healthcare insurance law that was passed under Obama, children can stay on their parents’ or guardians’ health plan through age 26. Furthermore, if a child is disabled, they can remain on the military‘s health insurance for life.

so what about Germany?

I think she is in Germany. However, I think she is in Germany only because she is the child of someone in the military who is recently stationed in relocated to Germany. People who work for the department of defense or are in the military are still being allowed to make international moves, even if the countries they’re moving to are banning tourists or other people from entering.



I don’t know if this is the case, but it seems that if you are in the military overseas and you or your family needs super specialized medical care — oh, you know, like super special heart surgery — you don’t get this done with military doctors. They send you to a hospital or surgeon or whatever not affiliated with the military.



Since she claims to be seeing a specialist in Nürnberg, I figured I would focus on that location. Funnily enough, there are four major American military bases immediately outside Nürnberg: Ansbach, Schweinfurt, Bamberg and Grafenwoher.

The Pokémon go screenshot that was shared had the location tagged as Amberg, just 20-30 mins from Vilseck, a town with a large US military population and a small satellite base facility for Grafenwoher. It is not entirely impossible that someone affiliated with the military or the Department of Defense might live in this little town 20 minutes away from work, or that a family would go there to visit and stay the night.

Another interesting tidbit: I knew nothing of this cow or history until today, but if she was claiming to live in Seattle, that’s a very interesting location to choose. Joint Base Lewis McChord is a massive military base located just outside of, you guessed it, Seattle.

anyway, this is my working theory and I think it’s an interesting one. If anyone who is or was in the military can poke some holes in the things I’ve outlined above, that would be great. But long story short, this girl is full of shit. I think she’s most definitely alive. In Germany, yes, but a military brat and definitely alive.

@Null Her name is spelled wrong in the announcement. It’s Rebekah.

Having seen the insane lengths people will go to try and make others believe some bullshit story, esp women from the munchie sphere, I don’t believe she’s in Germany. I’d be shocked if even that little bit of her bullshit mountain story is true. I’m not giving her the benefit of the doubt on anything when we know she’s lying like a rug about so much else.

I think she had a domestic flight and with a bit of creativity tried to make it look like international travel. Even her “posts from Germany” could easily just be taken from random German’s SM posts. They are all very vague posts and come off more as someone trying to put effort into a lie they are committed too. It also seems quite minimal for a girl supposedly spending her very last days on earth alone in a foreign country.

If she is there by some miracle, traveling with parents who are in the military would be the only explanation that makes any sense but that also totally exposes her “no family, homeless since 11” story as utter bullshit. (It is utter bullshit anyway, but this is just proof of it) She stated her brother was not in Germany nor going with her in a tweet. She wouldn’t be allowed to travel with him anyway - only as an adult child dependent of her parents would be permitted.)

There’s also no fucking way she’d also be getting a dog into the country. It was hard before Covid but now that even domestic pets can get Covid it’s ludicrous.

I don’t believe she has any deadly or serious health issues either, other than mental health and self-created munchie shit. She’s certainly not dying from some heart ailment.
She might have a murmur or she self-induces potassium crashes to create heart issues for the monitoring equipment at the hospital.

She posts just like a run of the mill munchie, but found a easy bunch of marks within the furry community who aren’t familiar with how munchies operate so they bought her BS hook, line and sinker.

Since the munchie community is so overrun and competitive I think munchies trying to branch out into little niche communities online where people aren’t familiar with how they operate will be a growing trend.