"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

What happened to the Soviet Union, Philip?

The statute of limitations for anyone Phil considers an enemy is however long it takes him to glom on to a new obsession. When he declares “11+ years of organised cyberstalking turned me into [THIS WEEK’S IDENTITY],”you’re off the hook.

Not that it really matters, Phil is too retarded and cowardly for his enmity to have any effect.

Any Kiwi could walk right up to Phil on the street, tell him that they are a Kiwi, verbally remind him that he is just an Autistic loser and a worthless wannabe so retarded that even Antifa wouldn't accept him, and all that would happen would be Phil turning white(er) out of terror and freezing up on the spot as he loads his pleather pants with his panic shitting. Maybe he might be able to muster a tiny, breathless shriek of fear as he does his best to waddle away from the bad, scary Cyberbowie.

 

[Positron]

No Israel sperging; his interest has waned.

Some of his fellow tards consider not having to wear mask a "trauma":

I hope they shut down his capitalist pizza joint. Any place that Phil has set foot in should be declared a superfund site anyway.

 

[JY's Tampon]

No Israel sperging; his interest has waned.

Some of his fellow tards consider not having to wear mask a "trauma":
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I hope they shut down his capitalist pizza joint. Any place that Phil has set foot in should be declared a superfund site anyway.

I'm sure most of Portland is okay with rat toothed Phil wearing a mask.

 

[AnOminous]

Some of his fellow tards consider not having to wear mask a "trauma":

If you have no real reason to do it, it's just an autistic fetish at that point. Of course, that's what we expect of troons.

I'm sure most of Portland is okay with rat toothed Phil wearing a mask.

I can think of a mask I'd like to see Phil wear.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm sure most of Portland is okay with rat toothed Phil wearing a mask.

Given his general hygiene and unwholesome diet, I would imagine he has breath like a zombie took a dump in his mouth.

The real reason he wants to wear a mask is because it’s another uniform and he has an autistic obsession with disguise.

 

[AnOminous]

The real reason he wants to wear a mask is because it’s another uniform and he has an autistic obsession with disguise.

No matter what he does, he can't hide those slumped Untermensch shoulders, his shuffling gait, or his derpy tard eyes. You could put him in a completely opaque gimp suit and everyone could still tell he's retarded.

 

[Positron]

Crossover with Edward Gorcenski:


But you are no longer an "antifa supersoldier" Phil! You admit as such!

 

[Adamska]

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Crossover with Edward Gorcenski:
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But you are no longer an "antifa supersoldier" Phil! You admit as such!
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Phil rees about secret housemate shit because he was kicked out for being an awful fucking roomate to those two who chose to take in the person who intentionally made themselves homeless.

And Phil, if you really like Mao because of his beliefs and works and not because you're a retard who flapped his hands to Hetalia's China... then explain why you constantly hide in cities and not in the farmland.

Maoism in general is very pro-farmer since that was where he found his support base and because he knew that Lenin's methods couldn't work in even more industrially behind China.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

THAT takes Phil the Doorstroyer out of the running right there.

Sounds pretty ghost ship fire hazard

how are they going to pull off "secret roommate" anyway..oh, don't worry about that pungent pile of doors with gay fuck sounds coming out of it -- that's um..an art installation? would you believe a hallucination? ..wait,I got it! those doors are actually down the block, but they are very large so they only APPEAR to be in the room

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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I genuinely cannot tell whether this is about actual animals or some kind of degenerate furfag RP.

 

[Positron]

I genuinely cannot tell whether this is about actual animals or some kind of degenerate furfag RP.

What's the difference?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[...]

That first requirement under "you" may be impossible to meet. This is Current Year. And that's in Portland. ANYTHING one does can be seen as "problematic" - that is, if one is white or "cis" male.

And speaking of Current Year, of course they cram identity politics in the first requirement.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I’m actually laughing pretty hard because this is how many times Phil has been kicked out and he was so adamant about being Antifa for so fucking long. Then he gets kicked out and he’s suddenly mad at them all.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

What's the difference?

Animals can't consent, as Animal Control informs us.

*shudders in Kiwi*

 

[Ophelia]

What's the difference?

Actual animals can be housebroken.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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“Communist thought: I’m a Communist.”
THANKS PHIL

 

[Old Fart]

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One would pay $300 extra for an apartment in order to not to have to live in this house of horrors.

And here, Phil is right, if for the wrong reasons.

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[moorhen]

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The only thing Phil is going to smash is Trader Joe’s cheese into his chiclet teeth

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The only thing Phil is going to smash is Trader Joe’s cheese into his chiclet teeth

But he'll totally take the credit in case somebody does smash the windows. Either for the deed itself or for instigating it.

Any Kiwi could walk right up to Phil on the street, tell him that they are a Kiwi, verbally remind him that he is just an Autistic loser and a worthless wannabe so retarded that even Antifa wouldn't accept him, and all that would happen would be Phil turning white(er) out of terror and freezing up on the spot as he loads his pleather pants with his panic shitting. Maybe he might be able to muster a tiny, breathless shriek of fear as he does his best to waddle away from the bad, scary Cyberbowie.

And then later when he's safely ensconced in whatever passes for his apartment he'll tweet about how bravely he fought the fash, maced them and then smashed their iphone after taking out the memory card of course.

Mr. Potatohead will always make himself out to be more important than he actually is.