"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I've never seen that potato clip but could he be any more ridiculous? He stabbed a potato, off camera and then goes with "have at me" as if anybody would be afraid of him.

But then without the Orchards would Mr. Potatohead actually have any windmills to tilt against?
 
I've never seen that potato clip but could he be any more ridiculous? He stabbed a potato, off camera and then goes with "have at me" as if anybody would be afraid of him.

But then without the Orchards would Mr. Potatohead actually have any windmills to tilt against?

Phil's potato fight is honestly the perfect summary of Phil's whole life and all his failures. He attempts to look strong and intimidating to scare his "enemies", tries to demonstrate his "strength" by attacking an inanimate object, fails spectacularly at doing any damage to it, then screws up a well-known saying like "have at you." It's just like his whole life distilled and concentrated into one moment in time. Its beautiful.
 
Phil's potato fight is honestly the perfect summary of Phil's whole life and all his failures. He attempts to look strong and intimidating to scare his "enemies", tries to demonstrate his "strength" by attacking an inanimate object, fails spectacularly at doing any damage to it, then screws up a well-known saying like "have at you." It's just like his whole life distilled and concentrated into one moment in time. Its beautiful.
Heh Phil Pepper Spraying himself going after people he hates is the tops for me.
 
Heh Phil Pepper Spraying himself going after people he hates is the tops for me.

They are pretty neck and neck in terms of stupidity and incompetence for me. Both situations were Phil trying to prove that he's a badass and someone to be feared, then failing in typical Phil fashion. If he wasn't mentally a child and was capable of an adult's level of reasoning and self-awareness, he'd likely off himself out of sheer embarrassment.
 
Phil's potato fight is honestly the perfect summary of Phil's whole life and all his failures. He attempts to look strong and intimidating to scare his "enemies", tries to demonstrate his "strength" by attacking an inanimate object, fails spectacularly at doing any damage to it, then screws up a well-known saying like "have at you." It's just like his whole life distilled and concentrated into one moment in time. Its beautiful.
The levels of pure failure an adult retard has to reach to be armed with a knife and literally lose a fight to a potato are off the charts.
 
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Can't stream a retarded potato if they just hide in their apartment until they need more artisanal vegan pizzas. Wouldn't be shocked if scared Phil uses DoorDash now to make sure he never runs risk into anything again while posturing.
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I'm not sure what Oregon law says about filming people in the street, but I'm certain it doesn't allow the subject to cause material damage to the cameraman.

Edit: I found this but it is not explicit about filming people in public spaces:
I guess it is allowed, then, to film people in a demonstration, but this still doesn't imply permission to make such recordings public.
 
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