True. That one Antifa chick (?) defending him by pointing out that he’s mentally retarded was a major insight into how the others see him, even if Phil is too stupid to realise. Let him come to protests to make up numbers, but put him out of the way of the real fight.
The only problem is that he's clearly too exceptional to have committed any crimes on his own.
Except you know that he'd drop a dime on everybody he knew the moment that the cops caught him for anything. He'd squeal so fast that glass would shatter.
I can picture him committing minor offences like littering (but not jaywalking since he's a road sign tard).
He'd rat them out if they got him mad too, that is, if they let him know anything useful, which they probably don't. I think even antifa can tell he's retarded and unreliable.
He should use this. It's the most hilariously retarded looking selfie he's ever taken.
That's definitely the kind of face that'll intimidate nazis and fascists.
He'll probably go back to his generic Moaism because he's already latched onto it for so long. Phil goes through a lot of different phases but they all rotate around the core American Progressive Socialism, the trans phase, the chola phase, his headmate Xochi, even the bike stuff was because of a group of lesbians. He'll circle around contemporary U.S. political adjacent topics. If I had to guess we'll see a shift to an eco-warrior larp as climate change and pollution becomes more and more of a relevant topic in coming years.
If he survives the next few years.
I look forward to him trying to join whatever remains of the ELF.
He tried the eco warrior thing, but it didn’t catch on. I suspect because it would have required actual lifestyle changes.
I don't know if it's just me, but every time I see his real name I keep on misreading it as "Philip Vincent Haskins died" and thinking, "I'm just surprised he's lasted this long".
