DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

Absolute cult-speak about the email.
'Just believe me and stop being a shit head.'
'The people who believe me, know I've been the most transparent guy on the internet...'

These are massive red flags. I didn't even particularly believe he had been lying about when he received the email, but listening to him has me convinced that he got that email Friday morning.

I use Gmail. It replaces the time with the date after 24 hours. Also if you click on the email you can see the exact date and the exact time it came.

He could also post it tomorrow if that were the case. But no, just believe him. Don't ask for 'unreasonable bullshit' like a second screenshot.
The cult is finally coming around to 'Listen and Believe'.

 

[tomstone]

So Phil said that what he made yesterday paired with his Twitch payment should be enough to... Get him through the WEEK!?

Alright, he's really retarded when it comes to management of his money. Who the fuck gets money and then thinks "oh wow this should be enough for me to survive the next week" other than homeless people?

Also, I'm really interested in seeing the next chapters of the Pigroach Tales. Next month, there will definitely not be a Twitch payment.

Will Phil have a monthly fundraiser for bills?

Will his whales start running dry?

How long can he keep up this scam while still on Twitch?

Will he be "completely blindsided" by Midfirst, or will they succumb to the might of the roach?

Dunno about you guys, but I'm getting that vibe from before the bankruptcy back.

most of his "fans" who were also paypigs through cheering are fed up, just look at his chat. they are sill there but mostly shit on him.
since he cant really hide his monthly income anymore a lot of his paypigs have woken up. its now obvious for even the most retarded ppig that this guy is making bank, and there is no way he is broke like hes pretending to be.
i would say he currently gets carried by less than 40 people who donate between a few 100$ a day/ week/ month.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

It should go without saying that any e-mail service and program in the world would never just hide the incoming time of a mail, since from a user experience perspective that's one of the most important pieces of data about it, and going to "show original message" in Gmail will give you the raw message, headers and all, along with the exact metadata about how and when it was received.

EDIT: Ohhh that must have been how he lost his job at the helicopter company. People kept e-mailing him for things and he couldn't tell what day they were received, so there was nothing he could do!

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Has anyone managed to wring out of him how much his Twitch payment was, besides the vague "a thousand dollars less than 'normal'" comment?

He said on Twitter that it was "over $1000 less" than usual.
He then said on pre-stream that it was "two thirds" of what it would be normally.

X - $1000 = 2/3 of X
X = $3000

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Oh yes Phil, mobile gaming has most definitely won, hasn't it?

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Trying to get 2K monthly dollars for fucking reading live on stream. That's a niche you'll never crack, Phil. You need to have a pleasant voice for that, nobody, and I mean nobody wants to hear your nasally, whiny pitch for upwards of two hours, peppered with snorts and intermittent begging. It's one of those things that's much superior if recorded rather than done live. Breaking a reading to thank shubbidy bubbidy for joining the hate army is a sin and completely breaks the flow. Taking OUR cool half hour break is already a bullet to any sort of pacing or investment you build up with games. With books, it's just a "Fuck you" moment. I seriously doubt your whales are THAT autistic. Failing that, read someting that no one reads, like horrific fanfiction. I know it's very low effort and your beady eyes turned to dollar signs, but seriously. You'll just look awful doing it. Don't even try. Your viewers dip when you start reading on NieR for a VERY good reason.

I've found a couple pages of the cookbook online and they're lore unfriendly as sin, to boot. Multimillionaire Ken cooking himself... And his choice is basic as hell spaghetti carbonara. Akuma selling sandwiches on the street. It's just a lazy cashgrab with an international food gimmick. Slapping SF on it doesn't really do anything for the book, nor are the lore parts well written.

Just cooking with the Kat. Play A Way Out with her, or It Takes Two, or any of the Trines. Or RE6. It's so clear that OIC would bankroll that shit, and in theory, you being such a high level entertainer and your wife having such a love for videogames should produce great content. We know the reality is we just get two autistic potatos giving trash tier running commentary instead of one, but it'll get the money anyway. Hop to it.

 

[DZoomer]

It should go without saying that any e-mail service and program in the world would never just hide the incoming time of a mail, since from a user experience perspective that's one of the most important pieces of data about it, and going to "show original message" in Gmail will give you the raw message, headers and all, along with the exact metadata about how and when it was received.

EDIT: Ohhh that must have been how he lost his job at the helicopter company. People kept e-mailing him for things and he couldn't tell what day they were received, so there was nothing he could do!

Wait, did he actually say that he can't screenshot the date he received the email? If so, that settles it, he really is lying about it and scammed his piglets. Welp, serves them right.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil was just rattling on about how Microsoft didn't release many of their sales numbers from the last gen of consoles because they were so embarrassed they were lagging behind Sony. So that shows Sony definitely won that particular generation in terms of sales.

Interesting, so Phil feels that when a party is withholding information, it's because they have some personal motivation to keep the information concealed, and that it indicates the other involved party must have an edge over them if the information came to light. And that it's fine to speculate even if you don't have the info, because the one party withholding it speaks volumes.

Does this also apply to an individual hiding information about their income, bills, and Twitch payment? Does that individual have an ulterior personal motive? Can we assume the opposing party is correct then? Oh, no no, of course, Philip is the exception to this rule. He's honest and transparent. He just can't present any specifics or actual proof.

On that note, Phil is currently pointing out how honest he is, because he could have just lied and said Twitch didn't pay him at all!
No you couldn't Phil. Twitch would have eventually exposed you if you did that.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I seriously doubt your whales are THAT autistic.

Well...

 

[Salubrious]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say DSP is both lying and telling the truth as strange as it sounds.

I just checked gmail on my phone, and it doesn't automatically show the date of an email I got today.

I fully believe that DSP is so lazy that he took a screencap on his phone, and thus thinks it's impossible to show the date because he doesn't want to do it from his PC or can't just click on something.

Edit: What I mean is that he doesn't know and is too lazy to figure out that he can just hit the "carrot" upside arrow symbol to show the date. It would not be the first time DSP thinks something is literally impossible because he's too lazy and stubborn to figure it out.

So he's either lying or extremely lazy or both. It would not shock me if he knew the money was coming but only got the email this morning.

Does that make sense?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say DSP is both lying and telling the truth as strange as it sounds.

I just checked gmail on my phone, and it doesn't automatically show the date of an email I got today.

I fully believe that DSP is so lazy that he took a screencap on his phone, and thus thinks it's impossible to show the date because he doesn't want to do it from his PC or can't just click on something.

So he's either lying or extremely lazy or both. It would not shock me if he knew the money was coming but only got the email this morning.

Does that make sense?

Edit: What I mean is that he doesn't know and is too lazy to figure out that he can just hit the "carrot" upside arrow symble to show the date. It would not be the first time DSP thinks something is literally impossible because he's too lazy and stubborn to figure it out.

Can you show this in a screenshot? It wouldn't surprise me if Google did that just to be obnoxious, but Phil uses Hotmail besides, unless he's forwarding all his mail.

I mean I don't want to get too autistic about this, the fact he was so nonchalant about not hitting the goal is strong enough evidence for me that he knew he was getting paid by Twitch regardless.

 

[YokuNama]

Normally I don't care about these idiots but the reasons people are getting banned for are ridiculous. Definately a rouge mod and my eye is on OnlyIcedCuck.

 

[tomstone]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say DSP is both lying and telling the truth as strange as it sounds.

I just checked gmail on my phone, and it doesn't automatically show the date of an email I got today.

I fully believe that DSP is so lazy that he took a screencap on his phone, and thus thinks it's impossible to show the date because he doesn't want to do it from his PC or can't just click on something.

Edit: What I mean is that he doesn't know and is too lazy to figure out that he can just hit the "carrot" upside arrow symbol to show the date. It would not be the first time DSP thinks something is literally impossible because he's too lazy and stubborn to figure it out.

So he's either lying or extremely lazy or both. It would not shock me if he knew the money was coming but only got the email this morning.

Does that make sense?

its does show

edit: so maybe its lazyness but i still believe he just lies and already knew yesterday.

 

[DZoomer]

Can you show this in a screenshot? It wouldn't surprise me if Google did that just to be obnoxious, but Phil uses Hotmail besides, unless he's forwarding all his mail.

I mean I don't want to get too autistic about this, the fact he was so nonchalant about not hitting the goal is strong enough evidence for me that he knew he was getting paid by Twitch regardless.

Do we really need to investigate too much to know that Phil is lying?

Evidence that Phil knew he was getting paid:
- Tevin said that he got paid when he got banned.
- Twitch has a site that shows the due payments of the streamers.
- Phil wasn't in panic mode even though he didn't hit half the tips goal of the marathon.

Evidence that Phil did not know he was getting paid:
- Phil, a known scammer and pathological liar, said so.

 

[Salubrious]

Can you show this in a screenshot? It wouldn't surprise me if Google did that just to be obnoxious, but Phil uses Hotmail besides, unless he's forwarding all his mail.

I mean I don't want to get too autistic about this, the fact he was so nonchalant about not hitting the goal is strong enough evidence for me that he knew he was getting paid by Twitch regardless.

I deleted all identifying information, but does this help?

 

[David Davidson]

Can you show this in a screenshot? It wouldn't surprise me if Google did that just to be obnoxious, but Phil uses Hotmail besides, unless he's forwarding all his mail.

I mean I don't want to get too autistic about this, the fact he was so nonchalant about not hitting the goal is strong enough evidence for me that he knew he was getting paid by Twitch regardless.

I have old hotmail myself and i logged into it to see how it looked compared to gmail. It's owned by Microsoft and its just a free Microsoft Outlook email service nowadays. It's almost identical on mobile but it shows my email address and I'm not gonna post that here lol. But here is the desktop version.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I just checked gmail on my phone, and it doesn't automatically show the date of an email I got today.

I fully believe that DSP is so lazy that he took a screencap on his phone, and thus thinks it's impossible to show the date because he doesn't want to do it from his PC or can't just click on something.

I agree this may be possible, but Phil knew before the prestream that people were questioning the date, and he chose to grandstand about it. If he wanted to dunk on everyone, he could have screenshotted it from his PC and told everyone to eat shit. Mysteriously, we got 'just believe me'. I feel like if he can't be arsed to do 2 more seconds of legwork to address a legitimate issue with the screenshot he posted, he deserves no benefit of any doubts.

Particularly after he just insinuated that he could have just lied about everything. Transparent people don't turn around and say 'well I could have just duped you completely'.
And particularly after he claimed for the week preceding that he totally wasn't getting paid and asked for $3k from his fans. It doesn't matter if he didn't get it, he had the audacity to ask.
He should be on the backfoot and humble right now, and instead wants asspats for absolute baseline morality without addressing any concerns.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Lol

 

[MoistTracktor]

DSP is using Hotmail isn't he? I don't think he's smart enough to route it through the Gmail app. He's probably using a different client but he's still lying regardless lol

 

[YMB]

I'd never seen Phil's "set-up" before. It's about as depressing as a Colombian cam girl's. All that's missing is a pink blanket tacked on to the wall behind him.