Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Every time this thread updates I wonder if she finally either pissed off the wrong person or did something dumb on her own. When is karma gonna catch up with this trainwreck.
No one talks about her anymore except for us, her patreon's 1/6th of the size it was at her peak and she's had to get a real (menial) job, and her supposed allies warn everyone behind her back to not trust her. Going off her recent instagram stories, she lives in a shitty LA apartment she can't be assed to maintain. Short of her further descent into irrelevant alcoholism Zoe's all but done. She's burned bridges in the gaming, comics, and political sphere thoroughly. It's a regular rumor ITT that her frequent trips to Japan are all extremely skeezy sex work.

Karma basically already caught up to Zoe, it's just not the complete public flame out we might've hoped for. But be assured the good days are behind her. She's in her 30's now and the path ahead is pretty dismal. No credentials, no nest egg, no partner, there's no upward trajectory for going forward, but a sad, bitter existence where she remembers how she got to speak to Representatives five years ago.
 
When is karma gonna catch up with this trainwreck.
It already has. And so has time, in the form of age. This bitch is an aging commodity, well past its expire-by date, a tragedy mostly experienced by females who have no actual skills or talents other than sucking dick or being a hole to come in. And having murdered at least one of the fools who took that option, she has zero value left. She blew it all, after blowing everything else that came in front of her.
 
She's in her 30's now and the path ahead is pretty dismal. No credentials, no nest egg, no partner, there's no upward trajectory for going forward, but a sad, bitter existence where she remembers how she got to speak to Representatives five years ago.

This bitch is an aging commodity, well past its expire-by date, a tragedy mostly experienced by females who have no actual skills or talents other than sucking dick or being a hole to come in
she's also fat, and realistically only compatible with boogie2988
 
I don't know. Woke culture is such absolute shit that I could see them trying to resurrect this cunt, only to suffer the consequences yet again. Seriously, there is no level of stupidity beneath these idiots.
"Did we, as a community, really let that Zoe Quinn die in a pool of her own vomit in a dirty basement apartment? We need to do better people! Click my Patreon link and donate!"
 
The thing that baffles/infuriates me about Quinn... if damned near anyone else had been gifted the platform and opportunities she has been, from multiple gaming consults to writing for DC Comics to a book deal, they would have made something magnificent of themselves. Hell, there are people who would do anything for a fraction of a chance of what she was all but gift-wrapped.

Zoe Quinn never built anything, she just burned through them.
 
Zoe Quinn never built anything, she just sucked cocks.
Fixed that for you. Chelsea doesn’t just blow dozens of cocks, she also blows through opportunities many people only dream of getting. Some people are givers and others are takers. Besides giving blow jobs, Chelsea only knows how to take. I think if she actually helped out with anything besides relieving some soyboy’s sexual tension, she’d spontaneously combust.
 
I don't know. Woke culture is such absolute shit that I could see them trying to resurrect this cunt, only to suffer the consequences yet again. Seriously, there is no level of stupidity beneath these idiots.

I think the only way she could make a comeback now is if she made something which was actually succesful, not niche indie scene darling succesful I'm talking amoung us successful. The corporate overlords know she can't make them money and her toxic nature has poisoned her networking assets.

Fortunatly quinn has no actual talents so is never really going to get big win which boosts her name.
 
I disagree, she will try her woke damsel act again. Hell, she can sob about how the patriarchy and white supremacy kept her from having a career as a Stunning and Brave Ideas Womxn. Then the response on Twitter will be “ok murderer” and her soiboi journalist who wrote the puff piece will have to run away from it.
 
she's also fat, and realistically only compatible with boogie2988
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Is there a technical term for flab oozing around your too tight bra? 🤔

Then again, I don't see bingo wings level flab on the arm (yet), but I also suck and picking up on doctored images. And dropped weights on a wood floor seem like recipe for forfeiting your rental deposit.
 

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Fuck me dead wtf is this online course bullshit
I'm pretty sure you have to pay for that jpeg. You can do the course for free, but if you want the "certificate" you pay. A course I did a while back charged $100 but it can be more or less money depending on the course.
 
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