Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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With Max, there is still speculations on that he's gay. So maybe he coonsoms to lessen the "trauma" of hiding it?
Max has been pretty open with the fact that sometimes hes just fuckin miserable. I was watching his opening videos back when filthy frank was getting properly into music and youtube had the addpocalypse.
His mates getting real fame and all max has got is a room full of toys and a main channel he cant use anymore.
Sometimes he destroy the toys because he just doesnt give a shit.
 
Now that does't mean you can't lessen your impact. You don't need to upgrade to the latest phone. You don't have to buy a every imported plastic shit from China.
I have a rule that I don't upgrade a phone the price gets down to 40 dollars or less. I still have a smart phone, but this prevents me from wasting money/being consoomer bleeding edge for no reason.

You know what also helps? Mostly ignoring the news, especially news cycles. Also making sure that you see no advertising (I have a TV but don't watch live TV to avoid it). I am blissfully ignorant of popular trends/"movements"/hot takes/plastic shit I NEED to buy.

Maybe something more for a meta-thread on avoiding consoomerism.
 
You know what also helps? Mostly ignoring the news, especially news cycles. Also making sure that you see no advertising (I have a TV but don't watch live TV to avoid it). I am blissfully ignorant of popular trends/"movements"/hot takes/plastic shit I NEED to buy.

Maybe something more for a meta-thread on avoiding consoomerism.
I got this principle "If you disturb my entertainment with ads, I'm not buying from you". Usually adblock everything, but I don't know how to adblock the TV I use a projector. Ads on youtube, not live TV (don't have that)
 
I got this principle "If you disturb my entertainment with ads, I'm not buying from you". Usually adblock everything, but I don't know how to adblock the TV I use a projector. Ads on youtube, not live TV (don't have that)
Yeah there isn't a great solution for Smart TVs/media centers. You can have a media center with Kodi on it, but I hate their YT app. But even then, you can't escape those awful middle of the video ads YT e-celebs are starting to put in (see James Rolfe for instance). On desktop, I use FreeTube which I curate to have no suggestions, no 'trending' (a big area they pump propaganda at you from), no sidebar. I search for what I care about and don't get harassed.

There are some sideloading YT apps for mobile but they dont work well on android TV.
 
The Kirk Hammett guitar pick had me cracking up because I saw the commercial for it. Wow, so it's got a chunk missing and that helps with your grip on it? The fuck?

You could also go down the pedal consoomerist rabbit hole as well.
Kirk Hammet himself says he uses lime green guitar picks because he drops them on the black stage and can't find them otherwise. He doesn't even use picks like that he just takes the fat chunk of money from the pick company and they manufacture some cheap Chinese plastic with his name on it for boomer dads. If you think about it, it's a good gig. Any 80s-90s aging rock star or washed up actor can get a quick cash infusion by giving signing away the rights to their name/likeness to some random company. Next up, the lori Laughlin funko pop.
 
I have a rule that I don't upgrade a phone the price gets down to 40 dollars or less. I still have a smart phone, but this prevents me from wasting money/being consoomer bleeding edge for no reason.

You know what also helps? Mostly ignoring the news, especially news cycles. Also making sure that you see no advertising (I have a TV but don't watch live TV to avoid it). I am blissfully ignorant of popular trends/"movements"/hot takes/plastic shit I NEED to buy.

Maybe something more for a meta-thread on avoiding consoomerism.
While I have made a thread about what is consoomerism but I think a thread should be made on that.

What qualifies as consoomerism thread:
 
Seeing what the Disney "fandom" has become in the past five years, I feel ashamed for having gone on a few Disney vacations in recent years. lol.

I still have Disney movies that I love ... But god damn, I've become embarrassed to express that because of how weird the Disney consoomers are.

Fun fact: Most of the weirdo Disney fans are the ones who go to Disneyland. I went to Disneyland for the first/probably only time in 2018, and I felt out of place and not many people were friendly. I literally saw grown-ass adults acting and talking like the characters they were dressed up as for Dapper Day; it was weird and uncomfortable. Sure, you see some of the weirdos at Disney World as well, but most of Disney World's attendees are families with kids and newlyweds on their honeymoon.

There are/were cool things about Disneyland, but the vibes at Disney World are superior ... Well, at least in pre-COVID times.

Next time I go to a theme park, fuck it, it's going to be Universal. Universal is underrated as hell, the rides are great, and it's much more affordable. And despite the Harry Potter world being there, I didn't see any cringey people there.
 
i never understood audiophiles. i listen to my music with cheapo headphones and that works perfectly fine for me.
I think there can be a difference. I can definitely tell the difference between a pair of five buck buds and a better pair, but I always felt like diminishing returns come in pretty fast, especially once you start getting past the "better drivers" phase and in to anything involving vacuum tubes.
 
There are/were cool things about Disneyland, but the vibes at Disney World are superior ... Well, at least in pre-COVID times.
Go to Disney After Hours if you want to see some shit. I went to the Hall of Presidents around midnight or so and the CM running the pre-show was a troon that was making fun of the attraction.

The couple sitting next to me were both morbidly obese, wearing Disney T-shirts and were so fucking angry that I couldn't stop laughing.
 
One of the more interesting consoomers is Maxmoefoe. Yeah I know he opens things because of his youtube grift but I guess getting wealthy so young makes you empty towards anything other than your childhood. Here he is opening 500 packs to pull one single rare card.


Here is Keemstar also collecting Panasonic 3DO games for god knows what reason. I've also heard him mention that he has a complete GameCube game collection but he couldn't find the source.
How Keemstar does not know about game emulation or torrents yet is the long time host of Drama Alert on covering e-celeb drama on the Internet is the biggest thunk-provoking moment I’ve had about him after looking at this picture.
 
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I think there can be a difference. I can definitely tell the difference between a pair of five buck buds and a better pair, but I always felt like diminishing returns come in pretty fast, especially once you start getting past the "better drivers" phase and in to anything involving vacuum tubes.
For normal people who just like listening to music, barring noise cancellation (which will obviously cost more) I think audio quality caps at around $150. $300 is where the diminishing returns drop off a cliff.
 
I think the notion of "intellectual property" is (at least partly) to blame for consumer culture.

No trademarks --> no brand names --> no CWC-like brand loyalty?

I like how before "intellectual property" was a thing, stuff was just stuff and not brand name stuff. A hammer was just a hammer, not a STANLEY hammer. Salt was just salt, not MORTON salt. A pencil was just a pencil, not a DIXON TICONDEROGA pencil. Consumerism is the all-consuming "culture" of the modern world.
 
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The best thing about hot takes about consumerism on the internet, whether pro or anti, is that it's impossible to escape the fact that a Congolese child probably suffocated to death in a cobalt mine in order to mine the shit that powers your electronic device of choice.

Welcome to globalism bitch
And another Congolese child earned enough money to for his family to buy medicine so his little brother doesn't fucking die of a tiny cut that got infected, and another's father earns enough so he can go to school, and a little girl isn't sold into slavery because the family has no other option in order to put food on the table, and a village isn't massacred just for the sheer meanness of it because they earn enough from cobalt to bribe whatever fucked up "people's" movement is terrorizing them this year. What of it, being poor as shit dicks has always sucked and presented you with no options, globalism has very little to do with that state of affairs.
 
I think the notion of "intellectual property" is (at least partly) to blame for consumer culture.

No trademarks --> no brand names --> no CWC-like brand loyalty?

I like how before "intellectual property" was a thing, stuff was just stuff and not brand name stuff. A hammer was just a hammer, not a STANLEY hammer. Salt was just salt, not MORTON salt. A pencil was just a pencil, not a DIXON TICONDEROGA pencil. Consumerism is the all-consuming "culture" of the modern world.
Brands emerged at the dawn of civilization so people would know the quality of whatever good they were buying and there's 2,000 year old examples of Greeks and Romans putting their names on products. For all we know, there was some guy in the Roman Empire obsessed with vases or hammers made by a certain craftsman or who knew and collected every flavor of salt mined in whatever province. And maybe he had a wife or daughter obsessed with collecting makeup and cosmetics. Human nature never changes.
 
So in the past before consumerism took off, "brands" were "made by artist" rather than "COMPANY NAME®"?
Kind of. But there's been actual brands as we know them today for centuries because a lot of those craftsmen were in a family business so they'd keep using the family name or business name on their products.
 
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