The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Baloney Face]

The town community has shown great patience for their antics.

Maybe that's the problem. Need some martyrdom for that sweet sweet attention.

 

[break these cuffs]

Maybe that's the problem. Need some martyrdom for that sweet sweet attention.

They got $100k and handful of positive media pieces for what amounts to gangstalking tier ramblings. How many properties and cheap rifles will they be able to buy if they can get some kind of physical altercation on camera? Fulfill a power fantasy of fighting fascism and cash in, baby! Get two birds stoned at once. They gotta be careful, though. Other people have cameras and crazy trannies will go viral. Whatever clip they put out will start a narrative and maybe the MSM will never acknowledge what really happened, but a full video will likely get out.

They need to walk the scam line like John Flynt. His scampaigns and scampac(s?) were enough to get him interviews, speaking engagements, and griftbux, but he kept things low profile enough to not attract the ire of the DNC establishment. They could have easily exposed him for a fraud and annihilated him, but why would they? Going after a tranny, John even got low key outed by the Boston Globe, would expend some amount of his opponent's political capital and John was never a real threat. He was never worth their time.

That's the line the Tranch should be trying to ride. There is an ever present animosity towards them because they're surrounded backward hicks! Fucking Earl is inflating their tires again! Donate to their gofraudme and thanks for the NPR interview! Don't attract the sheriff's attention. Don't get on CNN. Don't go viral and get the entirety of the internet looking at them. Enough of them are stereotypical arrogant and belligerent men that I don't think they'll be as successful at staying lowkey as someone like John. He also has clout and name recognition from Gaymergate to ride on which is nobody at the Tranch has and they'll need new antics to stay relevant.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They got $100k and handful of positive media pieces for what amounts to gangstalking tier ramblings. How many properties and cheap rifles will they be able to buy if they can get some kind of physical altercation on camera? Fulfill a power fantasy of fighting fascism and cash in, baby! Get two birds stoned at once. They gotta be careful, though. Other people have cameras and crazy trannies will go viral. Whatever clip they put out will start a narrative and maybe the MSM will never acknowledge what really happened, but a full video will likely get out.

They need to walk the scam line like John Flynt. His scampaigns and scampac(s?) were enough to get him interviews, speaking engagements, and griftbux, but he kept things low profile enough to not attract the ire of the DNC establishment. They could have easily exposed him for a fraud and annihilated him, but why would they? Going after a tranny, John even got low key outed by the Boston Globe, would expend some amount of his opponent's political capital and John was never a real threat. He was never worth their time.

That's the line the Tranch should be trying to ride. There is an ever present animosity towards them because they're surrounded backward hicks! Fucking Earl is inflating their tires again! Donate to their gofraudme and thanks for the NPR interview! Don't attract the sheriff's attention. Don't get on CNN. Don't go viral and get the entirety of the internet looking at them. Enough of them are stereotypical arrogant and belligerent men that I don't think they'll be as successful at staying lowkey as someone like John. He also has clout and name recognition from Gaymergate to ride on which is nobody at the Tranch has and they'll need new antics to stay relevant.

In John's defense, John is far and away smarter than the Tranchers (low bar, I know.) John is aware of how much is too much, and typically knows when he's in over his head. The Tranchers lack that sort of basic awareness.

 

[Vaclav]

In John's defense, John is far and away smarter than the Tranchers (low bar, I know.) John is aware of how much is too much, and typically knows when he's in over his head. The Tranchers lack that sort of basic awareness.

He has some awareness of that, more than the tranchers but he still makes stupendous fuckups. He managed to turn the rest of anti-GG against him by being such a narcissistic moron. If he were smarter he could have ridden GG to become a minor mainstream celebrity.

Personally I think that there's a relatively high change of the tranch actually getting their asses kicked if they're actually planning to chrash the 4 of July parade. Talking shit about the locals on twitter is one thing but actually fucking up one of the few events the community has is asking for them to beat you up. Though I am fairly sure that they lack the balls (both metaphorically and literally in this case) to actually do anything.

Seconded, they're too cowardly to start a public confrontation with the locals who outnumber and outgun them. It's much easier to make vague Twitter posts about bigots harassing them when they go to town but refusing to name any names because they're afraid for their safety if they name the person. If a conflict blows up between them and a specific individual person they may go to town insulting and vilifying the person and making them out to be a harasser. Anyone living in the area should be careful to keep their contact with the tranchers to an absolute minimum and not engage with their antics.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

If they piss off enough people the town could pull a Ken McElroy on them.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

In John's defense, John is far and away smarter than the Tranchers (low bar, I know.) John is aware of how much is too much, and typically knows when he's in over his head. The Tranchers lack that sort of basic awareness.

It's really wild to think about, but John/Brianna is probably the sanest, smartest, and best-passing* tranny covered on KiwiFarms. Really goes to show how absolutely fucking nuts all the other ones are.

*yeah, he's a hideous freakazoid, but he does kinda look like a really ugly woman rather than a really ugly crossdresser. especially when compared with, say, kev.

 

[Vaclav]

It's really wild to think about, but John/Brianna is probably the sanest, smartest, and best-passing* tranny covered on KiwiFarms. Really goes to show how absolutely fucking nuts all the other ones are.

*yeah, he's a hideous freakazoid, but he does kinda look like a really ugly woman rather than a really ugly crossdresser. especially when compared with, say, kev.

For Flynt, being trans was less of a sexual fetish and more of a way to escape his old self. He was a colossal failure and Brianna was his new start. That's why he's never admitted to being trans. It helps that he's HSTS and not AGP, but even as a gay man becoming a woman wasn't about taking on a "correct" sexual role for him, it was about putting on a costume to hide from his past and get status points as a woman in tech.

 

[break these cuffs]

If they piss off enough people the town could pull a Ken McElroy on them.

This is exactly who I was thinking of when I said people will take a lot just to preserve the peace. It took decades of violent crime for the people of Skidmore to get pushed too far. The Tranchers aren't going to get gunned down on the way to pick up their Chud's order for talking shit on twitter. They're just wannbe toughguys who will probably fuck around and find out given a long enough timeline.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

If they piss off enough people the town could pull a Ken McElroy on them.

It's easy for a small town to kill one guy, the town drunk/thief/rapist/loser, and then shut up. But with Troonerdome we're talking 8 or 9 or so males, males who have chopped their dicks off but they're still males, all of them heavily armed and who have been profiled in regional lefty media repeatedly, media which repeats the whole "the town is full of Nazis who want to kill us!" line without question. If the good citizens of Custer County finally decide on frontier justice, there will be hell to pay. Troons are pretty much an untouchable class nowadays, and on the other side you will have a bunch of rural hillbillies who love Trump and militias. The entire American media will go into orbit over it. I don't think the locals are THAT stupid. It would be easier to simply pressure them until the troons finally take off in the middle of the night.

 

[Baloney Face]

a bunch of rural hillbillies who love Trump and militias

It's Colorado.

More cowboy style with a strong expectation of people minding their own business. Guns certainly.
Probably voted for Trump as the anti-Hillary but not big fans of any big mouthed New York types.

Not lefties by any means, but not the sort of people who will bother you just because you cut your dick off.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's Colorado.

More cowboy style with a strong expectation of people minding their own business. Guns certainly.
Probably voted for Trump as the anti-Hillary but not big fans of any big mouthed New York types.

Not lefties by any means, but not the sort of people who will bother you just because you cut your dick off.

So long as it doesn't impact them and their lives specifically theyll leave the tranch be. If the tranch does end up visting for July 4th or whatever they might get a few funny looks as the locals tell "little Timmy and sweet little Annabelle to get in the house and don't look at them." but unless they pull something first like fire off their ARs or even try talking to any kids that's when the alert will start to rise.


But really kev and pennywise need to stop assuming every town near their ranch is hope county in far cry 5. And some Jacob seed and Eden's gate cult is planning to use their fatasses for target practice while singing "keep your rifle by your side.... "


Although Ngl that'd be one helluva 4th of July weekend.

 

[AnOminous]

For Flynt, being trans was less of a sexual fetish and more of a way to escape his old self. He was a colossal failure and Brianna was his new start. That's why he's never admitted to being trans. It helps that he's HSTS and not AGP, but even as a gay man becoming a woman wasn't about taking on a "correct" sexual role for him, it was about putting on a costume to hide from his past and get status points as a woman in tech.

Remember, John is so fucking pathetic that turning from John into Frank's wife was a huge step up for him. He is incredibly grateful to his screaming chink paypig. And his chink paypig found the one man in the world who would chop off his cock to become his subservient chinkwife.

It's definitely a sick dynamic but it bizarrely serves both of them so well.

Both of them are absolute pieces of shit who lucked into the perfect relationship for themselves.

Do we just hate them because we're jealous? Nah, we hate them because they're disgusting. And love them because they're hilarious.

 

[break these cuffs]

But really kev and pennywise need to stop assuming every town near their ranch is hope county in far cry 5. And some Jacob seed and Eden's gate cult is planning to use their fatasses for target practice while singing "keep your rifle buyout side.... "

People in this very thread think towns are like that. I might hate cities and choose avoid them, but I don't honestly believe every single city over 100K is an urban hellscape consumed by roving gangs of pavement apes where you need to make sure you're home by sundown or else you'll get caught up in the nightly riot.

 

[AnOminous]

People in this very thread think towns are like that. I might hate cities and choose avoid them, but I don't honestly believe every single city over 100K is an urban hellscape consumed by roving gangs of pavement apes where you need to make sure you're home by sundown or else you'll get caught up in the nightly riot.

Cities are, well, a thing. I love them, but they're horrible. I hate them, but they're wonderful. When I leave them, it's about a year before I can get to sleep without the sound of sirens and gunshots and shit like that, but when I go back, I remember why I left in the first place.

 

[Prolego]

Troons have the attention span of goldfish, part the next (and to the surprise of absolutely no-one)



https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1393692749040214018 (X)

 

[Old Fart]

Troons have the attention span of goldfish, part the next (and to the surprise of absolutely no-one)

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1393692749040214018 (X)

Bwahahaha, if it really had brought in more funding than it cost work hours, they'd have kept it. Now the Dog Park is saddled with their crap, ain't that nice.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Troons have the attention span of goldfish, part the next (and to the surprise of absolutely no-one)

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1393692749040214018 (X)

Translation: teh gubmint wouldn't give us money. Wasn't kevin looking to get some kind of surgery with the guvbux?

 

[The Final Troondown]

People in this very thread think towns are like that. I might hate cities and choose avoid them, but I don't honestly believe every single city over 100K is an urban hellscape consumed by roving gangs of pavement apes where you need to make sure you're home by sundown or else you'll get caught up in the nightly riot.

nope just the American ones

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Troons have the attention span of goldfish, part the next (and to the surprise of absolutely no-one)

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1393692749040214018 (X)

Well, that was fast. I'm sure the community is tremendously relieved they can now actually recycle again.

 

[Gone Ham]

Troons have the attention span of goldfish, part the next (and to the surprise of absolutely no-one)

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When did they get the truck back?