Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Tubby Tess has always been a freak show. Her being shameless is how it’s always been for her. We could say that her declaration of being anorexic will have consequences for her but it won’t because her “career” has always been being a sideshow now that there aren’t actual freak shows people can attend. Her declaration of being anorexic is insulting to everyone with a working set of eyes but that’s been her shtick from Day One. It’s why her and her PR gal pal celebrated after her GMA interview. It’s how she can post her gigantic naked ass in one picture, “joke” about not wanting her kids, and then declaring she’s a great mother with her on the cover page of Parents magazine.
 
Women after menopause start to get shorter in height due to *decreasing bone density.
Can excessive weight affect height as well? Can she actually get shorter after gaining 150+lbs?

I can't stand her “22size, 300 lbs” shit. I can't eye measure, so have no idea if she crossed 500 lbs line, but she must be at least high 400.

Your protective groups are ridiculous, dear West*. She's telling transparent lies, but nobody can put the finger on it and claim that emperor’s new dress doesn't exist.

*don't take this as hate towards people in Europe or North America; I'm just sitting here, jealous of your first world problems, rolling eyes as a coping mechanism.
It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.
 
It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.

Holy fuck ur still fat af haha its funny when I realize most of the fatty haters are fatties as well pretending to be better than them.

I'm rlly disappointed in the mainstream media that refuses to call bs on the anorexia shit. It's ridiculous.
 
It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.
Congratulations on your weight loss!
 
It is truly absurd, and she passed 300lbs long ago. You're right that excess weight can compress the spine and actually cause loss of height, but probably not too much at her age, it would be pretty imperceptible. Her weight isn't quite 500lbs yet:
I like some here am a former huge fucking deathfat. I am 5'4, and my highest weight was 407lbs of booze-soaked inflammation and true self-hatred. I have since lost over 200lbs and kept it off, reversed type 2 diabetes, and am an avid thru-hiker and snow-shoer. At my highest weight, I was nearly exactly the size Tess is now, which is a dress size 30/32. She is a full 10 plus-size dress sizes larger than a 22. When she was about a 20/22 is the last time she's seen the 300s.
The last time Tess saw a size 20/22 was the last time she was in the 200 lbs. Am 5'3" in the 200s in the size, I would know.

We don't hate Tess because she's fat, we hate her because she's a narcissistic cunt.
 
Holy fuck ur still fat af haha its funny when I realize most of the fatty haters are fatties as well pretending to be better than them.

I'm rlly disappointed in the mainstream media that refuses to call bs on the anorexia shit. It's ridiculous.
Are you retarded? Are you experiencing a co2 leak? A head injury?
Congratulations on your weight loss!
Thanks! Tess is a lazy fat hypocrite who lies, take it from me!!
 
My sweets, never fret, let's make fun of this fat bitch, k?

Tess eyefucks herself, posts dumb shit other fat bitches say to her for attention, and looks exactly as People of Walmart as one would expect when a 400 pound behemoth saunters into the swap meet.
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The reason the YouTube comments are still open is because the production company that produces and distributes her podcast is in control of that channel. Someone on staff uploads the episodes, and maybe they, or an intern, monitor comments when they have time. Tess plays no role in it (though I'm sure by now she's complained about it).

Mata Hari: "I don't know if you've been to the Farms yet, but her turning [Bowie] out as trans seems to be the next agreed upon step in her desperate bid for attention/relevance."

Mata Hari, whoever you are, you obviously participate here, so I can can go ahead and tell you what a massive fucking retard you are, safe in the knowledge you'll see it.

The possibility of her trooning out Bowie is not widely agreed upon; in fact, I suspect it's a minority view here. So shut the fuck up about what "the Farms" thinks; we're not an autistic hivemind.

Tess is a selfish, Narcissistic cow who lives to indulge her favorite pleasures, and ditches her kids on whoever will take them so she can do just that. Given the opportunity to go hang out with other adults--especially successful ones who enhance her status by association--she'll choose that every time, over hanging out with her kids. If she could leave Bowie to fend for himself for a night, or a long weekend, without getting into huge trouble, I have no doubt she would; instead, she relies on her orbiters to babysit.

Narc moms manifest in different ways. Tess is the kind who clearly resents her kids for having actual needs that she has to meet, at the expense of doing what she wants to do. She's the kind who makes a display of the parenting she can be bothered to do, but is neglectful in crucial ways. She's the emotionally abandoning type, who leaves her kids constantly wondering what they have to do to win her elusive and unpredictable love and favor.

So far, all the Narc moms I see trooning out their kids are the smothery, overly-enmeshed, emotionally incestuous variant--the kinds who make a big deal of what a great and loving mom they are, and appear to do everything for their kids. They're controlling, micromanaging helicopter parents, constantly telling their kids what to do and how to do it, and creating continued dependency by being the constant solver of their kids' problems. Go read the Jazz Jennings thread--that's a classic troon mom, right there.

Troon moms are the kind of Narcs who are willing to spend hours dragging their trooned-out kid to medical appointments, sitting in waiting rooms, making sure the kid gets all their meds on schedule, etc., because it's all in support of their self-image as supportive, enlightened mom of a special child. Anybody who marvels at how brave and amazing their kids are is telling them, by proxy, how brave and amazing they are. They bind their identity to their child in a way the neglectful type--Tess--does not.

And there is just no fucking way Tess is going to do everything required to troon out Bowie because it's not immediately pleasurable for her; it requires too much time and puts too much attention on him; all of that medical stuff is more than her sluggish fat brain can be bothered to think about; and it would shift other people's attention from her to Bowie, and to a degree she would not be able to tolerate. He's a cute accessory she likes to show off on occasion (when she's not bitching about him), but her identity is centered on being a model, not on being the best mom ever.

So Bowie will have long hair until he finally gets picked on for it by other kids and takes scissors to it himself. I see nothing else about him, his clothes, or his toys that even remotely suggests she's pushing him to be more girly. She may do some embarrassing bullshit like claim he's non-binary, but that doesn't require that she actually do anything.

tl;dr: There will be no Bowie troon saga because it would detract from eating cake and running away to party in Palm Springs.
 
It must be a lonely existence, having to be "on" all the time and never letting your true self out, not even to your kids.
I imagine being Tess has got to be hard. I believe her when she moans about the difficulty of being authentic because every authentic emotion she feels is negative; and whenever she expresses a real emotion she gets backlash. She feels persecuted when people don’t applaud her realness- whether it be admitting she hates her kids or the true assertion that she believes she restricts her eating.
Seriously. Nobody cares. We almost need a thread so people can post their irrelevant power levels in so the thread can be focused on relevant content.
No we don’t, Facebook and Reddit already exist, they can fuck off there if they need to discuss their relative biomass re:Tess.
 
Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depop. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depot. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Do you think they send her the most hideous patterns and colours just to troll her? That animal print is just ridiculous and I bet even a thin person would look terrible in that ridiculous print.
 
Do you think they send her the most hideous patterns and colours just to troll her? That animal print is just ridiculous and I bet even a thin person would look terrible in that ridiculous print.
Totally possible. I'll bet half the staff hate her guts for making the clothes look awful and constantly lying about their sizing.

BTW, look at her calf. LOOK AT IT. How is that a calf?
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And you can see her underwear through the animal print monstrosity, again because it is Way. Too. Small.
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Ryann shows off her swap meet haul. She got a giant ashtray and wants to know its story. It holds ashes, dipshit.
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More black girl larping as she shows her ~natural texture~ off. So ethnic!
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Time to lie about your only client's products! She is a 3X in EVERYTHING, guise. She has no idea why all this stuff morphs into a 4X when it reaches her Depot. Truly a mystery for the ages.
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My phone was being stupid and didn't catch the two stories where you can see her leg tattoos right through these shorts, because they're multiple sizes too small for her. She needs a 5X or 6X and refuses to meet reality.

Her face is RED at the end of this; she was exhausted from changing outfits and probably rewarded her hard work of standing for 10 minutes with an entire sheet cake and a diabetic coma nap.
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Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Man that was a real battle between a winner and a horrifying rating.
 
Oy vey
Le Tattoo
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Its friend Le Hoof
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Le Gunt in Le “Panties” (does she buy underwear two sizes small as well?)
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Party of Le Hungry Back, Le Shoulders, Le Arms and Le Hump
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Le Transparent Ass
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AW LORD SHES COMING
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Look at this face.
LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!1
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Yeah, nothing gets me more tempted to buy at Fablethics, than seeing their apparel overstretched and the backstraps of the top being eaten by this eldritch horror tier fat rolls. Where is my credit card?!!!

Is Fablethics using any of her half-assed shoots for their Social Media and advertisement?! It is at least a splendid advertisement for the durability of the seams, that cling for dear life.

Personally I love to flip between the first pages of the thread and the last ones, to see the weight progression on our anorexic super model.
 
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