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Your work gives me hope and endless joy. I hope all of Phil’s paypigs stumble upon this and open their crusty eyes to the light. Even if we get one to turn that’s a V in my book. Prognosis be strong.
Quite a few people here seem to be under the impression that his paypigs are ignorant and that's why they continue to donate, hint hint it's not. They know how much he makes, they know about wwe champions, they know he won't make improvements, they know he lies about everything, There is a reason he has so few people donating to him, everyone is aware of his antics, most won't donate but some will for a variety of reasons, none of which are due to ignorance of his finances.
 
Quite a few people here seem to be under the impression that his paypigs are ignorant and that's why they continue to donate, hint hint it's not. They know how much he makes, they know about wwe champions, they know he won't make improvements, they know he lies about everything, There is a reason he has so few people donating to him, everyone is aware of his antics, most won't donate but some will for a variety of reasons, none of which are due to ignorance of his finances.

100% this.

During his "marathon" he had up to 1,200 viewers. Yet almost all his money came from just a few people who gave 100-200+ each. The other 99.5% of rational people wouldn't drop a dime on this greasy fuckwad.

He is subsisting on a very small group of people who don't get enough attention in life and have other issues. And as you said, they know all about his lies and scams but this has become their own personal investment; to have a spotlight and presence in Phil's sad streams.

A lot of them love the attention from KF's as well because they just want people to notice them for once.
 
And as you said, they know all about his lies and scams but this has become their own personal investment; to have a spotlight and presence in Phil's sad streams.

A lot of them love the attention from KF's as well because they just want people to notice them for once.

Dude, how fucking sad is that? Your entire existence is based on blowing money on an ungrateful scam artist just to get negative attention from people who know better.
 
Not sure whats funnier...

That he thinks he can show youtube the way how to do...
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that thats a bot.

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Phil is such a classic boomer he talks to the customer service bot. No doubt youtube can learn a lot from the guy who can't do basic math, use a whisk or even anything beyond basic OBS when streaming.
 
Kind of. His Twitch paychecks covered his “bills”, and the $100 tips goal was his wrasslin money. Now without the Twitch check he is forced to budget and is likely blowing the first $100 out of $200 on gacha instead of bills.

I’m curious how cocky he actually is with his situation. His whales are being milked dry and I don’t think he anticipates it slowing down. I’ll be honest, at first I didn’t think it was sustainable but I genuinely think Phil may have hit the lottery with these idiots and they may very well pay him thousands of dollars a month for the rest of his life.
Pretty much this. People keep saying his whales are going to run out of money at some point, yet they somehow do tend to ramp it up when needed, just look at his Superchats on Youtube. Maybe that was the aberration and not meeting the goal on his begathon is going to be the new norm, but the pigroach luck might be that his whales are the perfect combination of retarded and loaded enough to keep throwing money at him forever.
 
Watching Phil go insane as superchats die off from the novelty wearing off is going to be fun.
Phil hates superchat because that isn't money he gets RIGHT NOW, it doesn't scratch the Tips Goal itch. He's been outright ordering his viewers to stop using the system to PLEASE TIP HIM.
The sooner people stop using it the better in his eyes
 
Phil hates superchat because that isn't money he gets RIGHT NOW, it doesn't scratch the Tips Goal itch. He's been outright ordering his viewers to stop using the system to PLEASE TIP HIM.
The sooner people stop using it the better in his eyes

I also expect that he hates them even more since YouTube take 30% of each one, not sure of the fees PayPal take but I would bet it's a lot less.
 
I also expect that he hates them even more since YouTube take 30% of each one, not sure of the fees PayPal take but I would bet it's a lot less.
It's significantly less, like 2.90% + 30 cents IIRC.

I'm actually curious how the comparison to bits is eventually going to be, cause the paypigs essentially paid the fees up front when they bought the bits and Phil effectively received 100% of what he was given in bits, versus with SuperChats 30% ends up sliced right off the top.
 
Quite a few people here seem to be under the impression that his paypigs are ignorant and that's why they continue to donate, hint hint it's not. They know how much he makes, they know about wwe champions, they know he won't make improvements, they know he lies about everything, There is a reason he has so few people donating to him, everyone is aware of his antics, most won't donate but some will for a variety of reasons, none of which are due to ignorance of his finances.
Yeah, I understand that. But just imagine giving this guy, let's say $50, which you know that he's going to spend your money on gacha, just so I and few others talk about how retarded you are? And even worse, they make sock accounts, so we're talking about them, but we don't even know that.

For me it's even worse than donating thinking that it's gonna help him. That's straight up lunacy to do something like this... They could easily being talked about here without spending a dime and not subjecting themselves to an abusive middle aged, gout-infested, manchild.
 
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Here is the raw data of the superchats from the last night stream.
I wrote a script to organize the relevant information into .csv files so you can view and work with the data in tabular form.

If this is something you guys wanna track I will clean up the script, comment it, and share.

EDIT: You can import directly into Excel or Google Sheets for ez viewing.

EDIT2: I'm lazy and the URLs for pfp's are inside ' ' so that's why the link is broken if you click on it. Copy and paste without the ' '. I will fix this.

EDIT3: Fixed and re-uploaded
 

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I wrote a script in R to organize the relevant information into .csv files so you can view and work with the data in tabular form.

If this is something you guys wanna track I will clean up the script, comment it, and share.

EDIT: You can import directly into Excel or Google Sheets.

EDIT2: I'm lazy and the URLs for pfp's are inside ' ' so that's why the link is broken if you click on it. Copy and paste without the ' '. I will fix this.
Yeah this looks super clean, I very much would be interested.
 
It needs to be said that saying nigger directly benefitted him, not only did he get to cry that he had been banned he also got to drag some paypigs along to youtube, including some of them who said they wouldn't leave Twitch like OIC. I can see why people might think he said it on purpose, it's very convenient timing. I don't think he said it intentionally but it's clear how saying it benefitted him.
The timing is undeniably convenient but it was definitely not done on purpose. Considering his immediate reaction afterwards to chat calling him out on it was to deny the shit out of it and call people morons for suggesting it? That's classic Phil. Remember when he got caught jacking it on camera, all he did was deny it over and over on stream, made up excuses ("I was scratching my leg, dood"), then when he realized the jig was up he tried to lean into it and start making jokes about it, since there was no way to deny it anymore. As long as he believes there's any sort of plausabile deniability he will keep lying until he has no choice but to accept it. And hey he ended up doing the same thing on his first youtube prestream, making Stationary "jokes" after all the denial of what he said earlier. His gut instinct will always be to lie, goes with the whole cult leader mentality.

It was his inner racist tendencies (*chews fingernail*) that managed to accidentally emerge at just the right time for him to provide the proper motivation to move to YouTube, but there's no way he did it on purpose. It was classic pigroach luck.
 
Yeah this looks super clean, I very much would be interested.
If you or @Third_World_Detractor can pull the superchat.txt files from the day stream today I will test to make sure the script still holds up. I based it off of the output from last night's stream (posted in this thread) so I want to make sure there aren't any weird unforeseen edge cases where it doesn't work properly. If all goes well I will share it.

EDIT: DSP is off today so I will test it on the output from the day stream tomorrow.
 
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The timing is undeniably convenient but it was definitely not done on purpose. Considering his immediate reaction afterwards to chat calling him out on it was to deny the shit out of it and call people morons for suggesting it? That's classic Phil. Remember when he got caught jacking it on camera, all he did was deny it over and over on stream, made up excuses ("I was scratching my leg, dood"), then when he realized the jig was up he tried to lean into it and start making jokes about it, since there was no way to deny it anymore. As long as he believes there's any sort of plausabile deniability he will keep lying until he has no choice but to accept it. And hey he ended up doing the same thing on his first youtube prestream, making Stationary "jokes" after all the denial of what he said earlier. His gut instinct will always be to lie, goes with the whole cult leader mentality.

It was his inner racist tendencies (*chews fingernail*) that managed to accidentally emerge at just the right time for him to provide the proper motivation to move to YouTube, but there's no way he did it on purpose. It was classic pigroach luck.

i really think it was just his pickled brain making him slur and stammer combined with him still having stage fright after years of doing this. on the other hand if it happened to any other streamer he doesnt like he would be very smugly explaining that he isnt going to speculate but that the guy is a confirmed bigot.
 
Phil hates superchat because that isn't money he gets RIGHT NOW, it doesn't scratch the Tips Goal itch. He's been outright ordering his viewers to stop using the system to PLEASE TIP HIM.
The sooner people stop using it the better in his eyes

The difference is I don't think people will convert SuperChats into something else.

You can't sub bonb/etc on Youtube. As much as Phil hates waiting that was a LOT of his income.

When superchats die down its back to nothing but tips and seeing as how he's ready not hitting $200 a stream aftter a month (and that was to break even on his partnetship income) there's more and more holes in his sinking empire.
 
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