Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Mannibal]

Can someone explain what she's saying when she says 'forced him to be dosed outside'? Is the outside part the problem, or is she trying to say these filthy drug pushing doctors forced her poor suffering sober boyfriend into taking a methadone dose he didn't need?

Also, was it the beginning of covid or the middle of winter? Pick one.

 

[Kadika]

Luna is immensely stupid if she doesn't understand why Matthew never progresses to even every other day at the clinic. It isn't a difficult process.

Even though she is indeed incredibly stupid I refuse to believe that she actually doesn't understand this and is that naive. she is lying out of her cellulite ass.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Can someone explain what she's saying when she says 'forced him to be dosed outside'? Is the outside part the problem, or is she trying to say these filthy drug pushing doctors forced her poor suffering sober boyfriend into taking a methadone dose he didn't need?

Also, was it the beginning of covid or the middle of winter? Pick one.

Unreliable narrator, always remember that.

But I assume what she means is that he wasn't allowed to come into the building if it was supposedly during COVID. Meaning he'd have to get his dose outside instead of inside.

 

[heavycream]

I watched many videos of people getting hit with ceiling fans when I moved into a house with a low bedroom ceiling and a ceiling fan.

Not once did I see the fan blade draw blood. Fairly certain that a fan that could gash someone's forehead would be a MASSIVE liability for the fan company and therefore avoided by fanufacturers.

Spoiler: Off topic

To be fair, there are a lot of houses with actual metal industrial fans indoors. It's pretty much ubiquitous in the Indian subcontinent, though, I've never seen one in the US. I imagine it would be possible to gash your head on one of these.

 

[Little Dark Age]

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Gosh Luna, that building sounds awful. I bet it's the kind of place where drug addicted squatters live too.

I'm sure this strategy will work.
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Perfect example of why people get jobs because they're a friend-of-a-friend, or otherwise connected, or at least after some vetting: because if you say "fuck it, why not?" to some rando in the comments, you're liable to end up with a piss-drinking bpd junkie.

Seriously, can you imagine hiring Luna and she shows up in a filthy lavender "Chanel" sweatshirt and camel-toe sweats and bedazzled Frito nails? You realize you were a fool not to google her name (that she's too dumb to change on her applications) and by the days end you've been treated to shit-tier "sex work" complete with track marks as well as pages of "I'm so cute and mentally ill" selfies. But hey, she's great with stats, lmao

 

[mushroom fxcker]

Can someone explain what she's saying when she says 'forced him to be dosed outside'? Is the outside part the problem, or is she trying to say these filthy drug pushing doctors forced her poor suffering sober boyfriend into taking a methadone dose he didn't need?

Also, was it the beginning of covid or the middle of winter? Pick one.

if shes considering the beginning of covid when the lock down started, so March of last year, that's still winter in NY. not defending her or lurch at all, they're both human trash bags. I just know that until usually around this time of the year NY can be brutally cold

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Can someone explain what she's saying when she says 'forced him to be dosed outside'?

The clinic probably told him to dose outside because he fucking stinks. Daily dopesick junkies who bathe in nothing but cold sweat all winter, often always wearing the same clothes, tend to get pretty ripe. And when they walk off the street into a warm, crowded clinic, well......

It gets even worse when they try to cover it up with body spray, but for the most part they're unaware of their own stench.

 

[Mannibal]

if shes considering the beginning of covid when the lock down started, so March of last year, that's still winter in NY. not defending her or lurch at all, they're both human trash bags. I just know that until usually around this time of the year NY can be brutally cold

Oh okay, my bad. In my area it's generally warmed up some and feels more like spring, so I wasn't really thinking outside of that when I should have been.

 

[multiverse]

Don't feel bad for Lurch. He's been in a program for something like a decade and is still on daily doses because he cannot be trusted. He will save up doses so he can get high on heroin; he does heroin on top of his methadone; he saves up his pills to sell for dope. He is non-compliant and then bitches when the program doesn't help his life or give him privileges that compliant patients get. They will literally get him him high every day, for free, and that's too much responsibility for him to handle.

 

[Kadika]

Don't feel bad for Lurch. He's been in a program for something like a decade and is still on daily doses because he cannot be trusted. He will save up doses so he can get high on heroin; he does heroin on top of his methadone; he saves up his pills to sell for dope. He is non-compliant and then bot hes when the program doesn't help his life or give him privileges that compliant patients get. They will literally get him him high every day, for free, and that's too much responsibility for him to handle.

don't forget that he also used (and prolly still does) to chew cotton balls after taking the dose to keep some of that methadone for later.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Luna is immensely stupid if she doesn't understand why Matthew never progresses to even every other day at the clinic. It isn't a difficult process.

To be fair, she's taken enough dope and xanax to do some brain damage. I'm betting its mental illness and junkie entitlement though.

 

[cactus]

Don't feel bad for Lurch. He's been in a program for something like a decade and is still on daily doses because he cannot be trusted. He will save up doses so he can get high on heroin; he does heroin on top of his methadone; he saves up his pills to sell for dope. He is non-compliant and then bot hes when the program doesn't help his life or give him privileges that compliant patients get. They will literally get him him high every day, for free, and that's too much responsibility for him to handle.

At this point, I'm surprised they haven't kicked him out of the program if he never tests clean.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

At this point, I'm surprised they haven't kicked him out of the program if he never tests clean.

It's pretty rare for junkies to get kicked off the dole once they're in the pipeline; unless they do stupid shit like sling dope, try to cop extra off other junkies waiting for their daily dose, or otherwise engage in crime on the premises.

And even then, they'll only get banned from that particular clinic.

 

[Kadika]

It seems her raging eye infection has resulted in her being told to stop applying layer after layer of gritty old eye makesup and lashes, day after day. That's why she looks better - she isn't wearing her normal 20 day old makeup.


Edit: now Luna claims the mean ol' methadone clinic won't permit her beloved to lower his methadone dose. They want clean piss AND they don't want him taking street Xanax. Can you believe it? How are they ever supposed to move to a different state with these impossible hurdles? Everyone knows not a single methadone clinic exists in New Jersey!
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(PS I have no idea what state they're junk dreaming of, but Jersey sounds right to me)

btw how fucking hard can it be to pop out the exact amount of Xanax they expect you to take instead of having more.

oh wait... because of course he already has less than he is supposed to have.

 

[Little Dark Age]

btw how fucking hard can it be to pop out the exact amount of Xanax they expect you to take instead of having more.

of course because he has less than he is supposed to have.

Ikr? That part did read like "they are punishing him for having more xanax than he's supposed to"- not in his piss, but in his prescription bottle. I seriously cannot decide if Lurch is too dumb to get that right or if he's just lying to her. Then again, listen to me, trying to figure out if an old junkie is dishonest or just stupid, lol

 

[Confederate Fag]

I’ve never heard of doctors refusing to lower a patient’s methadone dose. The only reason I could see that happening is if the patient wants to lower it a significant amount that would cause them to have withdrawal symptoms and/or they have not been pissing clean. But even then, it’s the patient’s choice, they’re not going to die from lowering their dose a stupid amount. If the patient has been doing what they’re supposed to be doing, the doctor will encourage them to reduce their dose as much as they can handle, while reminding them that it is not recommended to reduce more than 10% of their current dose at a time.

Why is Luna even posting this fiction? If what she says were true, no advice would even matter because there’d be nothing they could do about it. Is she just trying to convince herself of her own bullshit? Seems like she’s trying to cope with the blatant lies Lurch tells her all the time, as in, if she gets supportive comments from strangers about the shit he tells her, it convinces her that it’s all true.

Granted, I am not American and I don’t know how this would work there, especially when the patient has related criminal issues, but if they really wanted to move (lol, yeah right), couldn’t lurch just have his doctor transfer him to a clinic near by wherever they move to?

There is so much bullshit in this entire story, I don’t even know why I’m bothering to ponder any of this.

 

[Little Dark Age]

I’ve never heard of doctors refusing to lower a patient’s methadone dose.

It's my understanding that although Lurch has been going to the clinic off and on for years, he is currently in a court-mandated program in order to avoid jail time. If a person who doesn't want to be in the program asks to have their dose lowered, it's probably because methadone somewhat spoils the high from heroin.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's my understanding that although Lurch has been going to the clinic off and on for years, he is currently in a court-mandated program in order to avoid jail time. If a person who doesn't want to be in the program asks to have their dose lowered, it's probably because methadone somewhat spoils the high from heroin.

Yeah, but he specifically chose for his methadone clinic to be his “mandated treatment” program. A court would never order someone into a methadone clinic, they prefer sober living or NA stuff. But since Lurch was a long time methadone clinic failure he just opted to use his decade long clinic use as his “drug treatment program.”

A friend of mine helps oversee statewide treatment programs. She commented that while it was great that Medicaid has started covering methadone treatment in lots of new states that the success rates for the clinics plummet once Medicaid is accepted. People who had to pay cash out of their pocket, or keep jobs where insurance covered the program, were usually pretty committed to getting their shit together. Whereas Medicaid just pays for Lurch to have a free methadone pacifier to help make his heroin habit easier to maintain.

Methadone clinics for dirtbags like Lurch is basically just crime reduction programs because if he doesn’t have anything to keep him from getting dope sick he will be stealing everything that’s not nailed down and cost the city tons of money for jail, court and probation for petty offenses and property crimes dozens of times a year.

Him bellyaching about his free drugs is just standard for a dirtbag junkie. The court would gladly approve him to go into a non-methadone treatment program if he hates it so much.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Yeah, but he specifically chose for his methadone clinic to be his “mandated treatment” program. A court would never order someone into a methadone clinic, they prefer sober living or NA stuff. But since Lurch was a long time methadone clinic failure he just opted to use his decade long clinic use as his “drug treatment program.”

Him bellyaching about his free drugs is just standard for a dirtbag junkie. The court would gladly approve him to go into a non-methadone treatment program if he hates it so much.

That he was allowed to do so is some luck that I've rarely heard of. A worthwhile judge would've decided that since the clinic had failed him for so long, some time in a sober-living arrangement was in order.

At least that's what's happened to people I've known personally, who fucked up as junkies; especially when they'd already blown their first & second shots in a drug/drink program.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That he was allowed to do so is some luck that I've rarely heard of. A worthwhile judge would've decided that since the clinic had failed him for so long, some time in a sober-living arrangement was in order.

At least that's what's happened to people I've known personally, who fucked up as junkies; especially when they'd already blown their first & second shots in a drug/drink program.

I mean NY dispenses methadone in their jails, they are pretty accustomed to MMT programs and were the first place in the country to have methadone programs. It’s far more standard and accepted there just to make sure the junkies stay in them for crime and harm reduction.

I figure a methadone clinic is always a first choice for judge dealing with junkies because they are a more successful at keeping them out of the courtroom than sober living programs. They may still be drug addicts, but they commit far less crimes due to their addiction if they take methadone.