"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil Ken Sebben said:
But he'll totally take the credit in case somebody does smash the windows. Either for the deed itself or for instigating it.
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He'd take credit then waddle over there during regular business hours to stock up on artisan frozen pizzas.

Edit: Who knew that the only thing holding back fascism was a mask.
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JY's Tampon said:
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Who does he think is going to have to clear that broken glass up? Clue: it’s not Trader Joe. The risk to the workers caused by the destruction would be far greater than the risk posed by not wearing masks.

All in all, it’s a good thing that Phil’s current obsession with smashing windows is just another fantasy for him to bounce and squeak over. If he did, he’d be identified immediately. “Yes, officer, that’s the one, the spherical blob with eyes pointing in different directions. He was too far away from the store to actually hit the windows and he started waddling away when I looked at him.”
 
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Wow, who knew that Phil would start pissing in his pleather pants out of sheer terror over people not wearing ineffective masks? Seriously, most people either wear disposable paper masks, or some kind of cloth, which have been proven to be ineffective at stopping COVID from spreading. Hardly anyone has been wearing the masks that are actually effective at stopping COVID, like N95s or the 3M respirators with the cheek filters. The masks everyone has been wearing for most of the pandemic are barely more effective than wishful thinking and a positive attitude. Not to mention that aside from being a fat fuck with common fat fuck health issues, like high blood pressure, Phil really isn't at risk of dying from the ChiCom Coof or complications from the Coof. Typical Phil being scared of silly shit.
 
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The Dude said:
Wow, who knew that Phil would start pissing in his pleather pants out of sheer terror over people not wearing ineffective masks? Seriously, most people either wear disposable paper masks, or some kind of cloth, which have been proven to be ineffective at stopping COVID from spreading. Hardly anyone has been wearing the masks that are actually effective at stopping COVID, like N95s or the 3M respirators with the cheek filters. The masks everyone has been wearing for most of the pandemic are barely more effective than wishful thinking and a positive attitude. Not to mention that aside from being a fat fuck with common fat fuck health issues, like high blood pressure, Phil really isn't at risk of dying from the ChiCom Coof or complications from the Coof. Typical Phil being scared of silly shit.
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He just wants an opportunity to get righteously angry at someone. Being a zero at the bottom of the social pile, he yearns for any chance to tell other people off. No one listens, but it gets Phil’s weenie hard.
 
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The Dude said:
Wow, who knew that Phil would start pissing in his pleather pants out of sheer terror over people not wearing ineffective masks? Seriously, most people either wear disposable paper masks, or some kind of cloth, which have been proven to be ineffective at stopping COVID from spreading. Hardly anyone has been wearing the masks that are actually effective at stopping COVID, like N95s or the 3M respirators with the cheek filters. The masks everyone has been wearing for most of the pandemic are barely more effective than wishful thinking and a positive attitude. Not to mention that aside from being a fat fuck with common fat fuck health issues, like high blood pressure, Phil really isn't at risk of dying from the ChiCom Coof or complications from the Coof. Typical Phil being scared of silly shit.
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It's just Mr. Potatohead throwing his considerable girth around. He wants people to think he's a badass. So he talks tough when he's behind his keyboard or when he's surrounded by his fash buddies.

The whole thing of joining Antifa was to make himself feel big. All it's done is show that even Antifa has standards and so he's joined Black Bloc who don't give a fuck so long as stuff gets smashed.
 
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obliviousbeard said:
Honestly, if he tries to cover tardness I think I he should start wearing a bucket over his head.
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I'd then say well, obviously you're a tard if you have a bucket on your head, but it would look less retarded than his usual "high on chromosomes" facial expression.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'd then say well, obviously you're a tard if you have a bucket on your head, but it would look less retarded than his usual "high on chromosomes" facial expression.
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He'd also look less special needs than when he wore bicycle helmet for not bonking his head in the bridge he slept under. Heard the locals called him "special educated troll".
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Looks like his Twitter gone. Not sure if it was the embarrassment of talking shit to a satire account and getting called out for it.
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His Anitfa / Blac Block tard wrangler told him that he was jeopardizing his mission as being the Super Soldier by revealing too much information and probably asked him to remove it in the name of security and he bought it. Then bought himself an artisanal pizza for being such a good boy while bouncing and squeaking all over his apartment and another door.
 
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The Dude said:
Any Kiwi could walk right up to Phil on the street, tell him that they are a Kiwi, verbally remind him that he is just an Autistic loser and a worthless wannabe so retarded that even Antifa wouldn't accept him, and all that would happen would be Phil turning white(er) out of terror and freezing up on the spot as he loads his pleather pants with his panic shitting. Maybe he might be able to muster a tiny, breathless shriek of fear as he does his best to waddle away from the bad, scary Cyberbowie.
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Followed by him waddling home, getting on Twitter and making up a completely fictional version of events where he’s some tankie badass who scared away the evil fascists. And that he’s going to spend more money on mall ninja shit to protect himself.
 
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