Horrorcow Brigitte Rondholz, Klee Irwin, Jess Ainscough - Poop Obsession

DykesDykesChina said:
Well, I sort of suspect that sooner or later pictures of her feasting at McDonald's will surface...
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No doubt. Wonder how she'd cover it up? Mcdonalds doesn't exactly serve high-quality items for hardcore health nuts. Unless you count the apple slices in the kids' meal.
 
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This seemed mostly at the level of common weirdness until the bit about how she describes her shit in great detail. If she does that regularly, we may have Lolcow material.

And yes, she is way more attractive than Snorlax.
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
If I may chime in, I'm not aroused by the sight or smell or shit, persay, but rather the act of bearing down, so to speak.

Just last year my girlfriend told me she'd just taken a huge dump and I got super hard at the thought of her sitting her huge brown ass down on the toilet seat and delivering a food baby into the bowl. :heart-full:

TL;DR: I have a weird variation of a weird fetish.
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tell me more
 
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Holy shit. This girl would be a perfectly fit partner for AnimatedJames!
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
If I may chime in, I'm not aroused by the sight or smell or shit, persay, but rather the act of bearing down, so to speak.

Just last year my girlfriend told me she'd just taken a huge dump and I got super hard at the thought of her sitting her huge brown ass down on the toilet seat and delivering a food baby into the bowl. :heart-full:

TL;DR: I have a weird variation of a weird fetish.
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Why are you glue-eating spergs unable to hide your powerlevel?
What urges you goddamn speds to ruin your reputation?
Hell...
 
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Hmmpf! said:
Holy shit. This girl would be a perfectly fit partner for AnimatedJames!
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Too old considering my understanding of that guy (lawl paying attention to the Entersphere) is that he's a pedo and she's like 50.

As for healthy dieting, the best thing I can state on that is that it's simple: reduce caloric intake and increase daily activity. Basically stop eating like a pig and get out of the fucking chair. That usually helps.
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
If I may chime in, I'm not aroused by the sight or smell or shit, persay, but rather the act of bearing down, so to speak.

Just last year my girlfriend told me she'd just taken a huge dump and I got super hard at the thought of her sitting her huge brown ass down on the toilet seat and delivering a food baby into the bowl. :heart-full:

TL;DR: I have a weird variation of a weird fetish.
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How on earth did I miss this post the first time around?
 
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Adamska said:
Too old considering my understanding of that guy (lawl paying attention to the Entersphere) is that he's a pedo and she's like 50.

As for healthy dieting, the best thing I can state on that is that it's simple: reduce caloric intake and increase daily activity. Basically stop eating like a pig and get out of the fucking chair. That usually helps.
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Well he farts the interesting sauce, she eats....
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
If I may chime in, I'm not aroused by the sight or smell or shit, persay, but rather the act of bearing down, so to speak.

Just last year my girlfriend told me she'd just taken a huge dump and I got super hard at the thought of her sitting her huge brown ass down on the toilet seat and delivering a food baby into the bowl. :heart-full:

TL;DR: I have a weird variation of a weird fetish.
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Do you put things in your own ass?
 
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Partyboy said:
No doubt. Wonder how she'd cover it up? Mcdonalds doesn't exactly serve high-quality items for hardcore health nuts. Unless you count the apple slices in the kids' meal.
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I can tell you that those 'apple slices' have an obnoxious amount of preservatives in them. It's the healthy equivalent of getting a four piece nugget over a six piece nugget. I've seen those things sit in a walk-in cooler for weeks and they still won't go bad.
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
In my defence, the thread title is kinda misleading.
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"I have fetish similar to title, must reveal powerlevel due to autism!"
Sir your reasoning is very special here.

I mean really. I think it should just be a rule of thumb that if you have a thought that approaches Nick Bate levels of creepyness you shouldn't post it.
 
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TM Ambrose said:
"I have fetish similar to title, must reveal powerlevel due to autism!"
Sir your reasoning is very special here.

I mean really. I think it should just be a rule of thumb that if you have a thought that approaches Nick Bate levels of creepyness you shouldn't post it.
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Whatever, douche. I got your goat and thus my work here is done.
 
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