Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
As an addendum I really fucking wish Russ had a more active "troll" (using the term very loosely here) scene. Not people with a goal of humiliating him or making him do dumb shit like with Chris but just people getting close to him to mine him for information. Russ is definitely one of the most interesting cows to me just because his thought process is so alien to a rational human being, plus I'm not familiar with any stalkers that use the legal system to harass their victims.
I really miss Kayli. She's not quite what you're talking about, but she used to comment on his crap on Facebook all the time. She had this great balance of humor, sincerity, and trollishness that just infuriated Russ and gave me quite a few giggles.

Unfortunately, Russ couldn't handle someone commenting on his posts and making it all about themselves and their experiences in the comments. Oddly enough.
 
I’d like to know the sibling dynamic. We know he has an adopted brother and sister, was he the type of asshole kid that wants the toys they had, and would cry and he’d get it because he was “special” then discard it once he’d got his own way? He doesn’t seem to have much to do with either at all, although his brother did the voiceover on one of his AGT auditions IIRC.
We know he was on good-enough terms with them until at latest the last couple of years, Russell's co-worker said his sister would pick him up after work to go to the gym together and his brother was supportive enough to do that voiceover, so his family was close with him at least up until late 2017. Honestly it really puts into perspective how obnoxious must've been to people around and how bad he went out of the way to fuck his life up. Russ could've grown old making decent money as a paralegal and being surrounded by an incredibly supportive and tight-knit family that even tolerated his bizarre behavior in the beginning, but because Russell Is Always Right he had to torpedo his own life in an attempt to bang 10/10 internationally famous celebrities. A true latter-day Icarus
 
Unfortunately, Russ couldn't handle someone commenting on his posts and making it all about themselves and their experiences in the comments. Oddly enough.
She liked a picture of a dog with a facial deformity, and Russ interpreted that as her insulting him, so he blocked her.

His sister would show up in SLC and take him to an amusement park and other such things. He pissed all that away in his lunatic quest for celebrity sexy times.
 
Honestly, he comes across as really lonely. He has no one in his life -- friend, girlfriend, roommate, family -- to talk about the little things with, so he throws them out into social media space as though he's sharing them with an actual person.

But that's his main problem right there--and nobody but he can fix it SPOILER: He won't.

All that requires give and take. Russell's been told this. Strangers on social media have told Russell this in various ways with varying degrees of diplomacy. But he's a broken, greasy, butternut squash head pipsqueak.

...so you unfold another bag of popcorn and stick it in the microwave...
 
But that's his main problem right there--and nobody but he can fix it SPOILER: He won't.

All that requires give and take. Russell's been told this. Strangers on social media have told Russell this in various ways with varying degrees of diplomacy. But he's a broken, greasy, butternut squash head pipsqueak.

...so you unfold another bag of popcorn and stick it in the microwave...
It's not Russ that needs to change to fit into the world around him. The whole world and everyone in it has to change to accommodate this pipsqueak. Ain't narcissism grand?
 
Is he self aware enough to realize he "fits in" at a low end low roller/locals joint?
Is he somewhat smart in his gambling saga that the gamble can be cheaper and looser at a local versus a tourist casino?
Hey, you might even find a full pay jacks or better machine at one of these locals-only dives. Yeah I know :optimistic:
 
From what has been mentioned about his family,his sisters wedding and the supposed warning of "No Taylor Swift crap" That pretty much ruined most family connections. Imagine Russell at the wedding reception plugging his book telling the tale of his lawsuit court adventure where his Sister wants to throw him out a 10 story building window embarrassed on her wedding day.
I'm sure the Erika court case put a major strain on there connection plus the fact his need to banging hookers and making a mockery of the church didnt help at all.
And as many of you have said........He did it all to himself.
 
Just a bit of Russ genius I spotted:
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The video can play, but you can't click or even select the link and tags, since he just kinda typed them on there. In comic sans.

Also, lol at the different, sexier font for Yovanna.
 
Just a bit of Russ genius I spotted:
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The video can play, but you can't click or even select the link and tags, since he just kinda typed them on there. In comic sans.

Also, lol at the different, sexier font for Yovanna.
Wait, he's running ads for Yovanna's Instagram? And like anyone's going to type in that YouTube URL. If this is the work of his "marketing firm" he'd better ask for his money back.
 
Hey, you might even find a full pay jacks or better machine at one of these locals-only dives. Yeah I know :optimistic:

With as much effort as Russ puts into trying to shop and market his song ideas he might actually find really creative, yet stupid ways to gamble his money away. Gamblin’ Russ should be the most entertaining saga yet imo. Also I nearly dropped a dumbbell on my fucking head yesterday because I was imagining Russ trying to sing the chorus from The Gambler
 
Just a bit of Russ genius I spotted:
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The video can play, but you can't click or even select the link and tags, since he just kinda typed them on there. In comic sans.

Also, lol at the different, sexier font for Yovanna.
What a slack jawed sped retard. If you can't click a url you're not going to bother at that point. Nobody is typing in a url to watch some dribbling, slurping mongoloid's video.
 
With as much effort as Russ puts into trying to shop and market his song ideas he might actually find really creative, yet stupid ways to gamble his money away. Gamblin’ Russ should be the most entertaining saga yet imo. Also I nearly dropped a dumbbell on my fucking head yesterday because I was imagining Russ trying to sing the chorus from The Gambler
He'd never know when to walk away, or run, and he would assuredly count his money while sitting at the table.
 
He'd never know when to walk away, or run, and he would assuredly count his money while sitting at the table.
I mean at the end of the day Russell’s been spending the last half decade destroying his life by taking retardedly improbable gambles. Now he’s just going to be doing it like a normal person, and with better odds, too.
 
I think Russ' parents love him unconditionally but I also think that they see him as a trial, a kind of test of faith. He probably needed specialized help outside of their belief system which they may not have realized was even there. At their core I feel they are well meaning, like most mormons. It's a real shame the mormon niceness didn't rub off on him.
 
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