Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%

  • Total voters
    641
Jackie and Derich are still coom pals
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Also a reminder that Derich gives shout outs to about anything, and it's not just porn
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Assuming that Derich's tard brain views pornos as being real, has he figured out that WWE is fake? Hmmmm, I wonder if Phil would know :story:
 
Jackie and Derich are still coom pals
Also a reminder that Derich gives shout outs to about anything, and it's not just porn
Assuming that Derich's tard brain views pornos as being real, has he figured out that WWE is fake? Hmmmm, I wonder if Phil would know :story:

I clicked on one of the names of Jackie's coomrades:

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Guy has 659k tweets in under 5 years. So like around 400 coom tweets a day on average. And wtf is with all these pathetic people also being into pro wrestling?

This guy is 30 and probably where Derich will be in 10 years. lol sad shit.
 
I clicked on one of the names of Jackie's coomrades:

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Guy has 659k tweets in under 5 years. So like around 400 coom tweets a day on average. And wtf is with all these pathetic people also being into pro wrestling?

This guy is 30 and probably where Derich will be in 10 years. lol sad shit.
look at his profile pic, his mustache isnt even close to being even. i get maybe a little, nothing is perfect. but holy shit bro you got like a whole inch on the right side compared to the left
 
I clicked on one of the names of Jackie's coomrades:

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Guy has 659k tweets in under 5 years. So like around 400 coom tweets a day on average. And wtf is with all these pathetic people also being into pro wrestling?
Pro wrestling, being extremely predictable and running on conventions of established patterns, is very alluring to autistics for that very reason, look at the terrible youtube streams Phil put out dealing with his latest temporary ban all to try and keep his schedule as on track as possible for his grift after all. At least Derich and his contemporaries like Matt Lopez could count on the performers at the latest special on the network to stick to their routines for entertainment to consume, unlike Phil who changed it up on his #1 fan in his time of streaming need, the dickhead.
 
Pro wrestling, being extremely predictable and running on conventions of established patterns, is very alluring to autistics for that very reason, look at the terrible youtube streams Phil put out dealing with his latest temporary ban all to try and keep his schedule as on track as possible for his grift after all. At least Derich and his contemporaries like Matt Lopez could count on the performers at the latest special on the network to stick to their routines for entertainment to consume, unlike Phil who changed it up on his #1 fan in his time of streaming need, the dickhead.
Adding onto that, wrestling is one of the few sporting events where you don't have to actually know anything about the sport. Most of the mainstream promotions will either just tell you what happened that's meant to be important, or those things just won't matter. Like Phil's backstory. It's also presented in a way that no other event is, so it's generally hard to compare it to anything.
 
I guess wrestling is the easiest sport to beat off to.

edit: I forgot about women's tennis
There's sub-communites pretty much dedicated to cooming over female wrestlers. Unlike real sports, the main requirement for being a wrestler is moderate athleticism, so they tend to be fitness models, being attractive is almost a requirement. Though, I'm fairly sure this is more prevalent in mainstream western wrestling.
I'd make a thread about it, but it'd die in a few weeks anyway, so my sperging is going here.
 
Very little. I know there were a few highlighted in the porncows thread but some of those cases were plain sad rather than anything stemming from lolcow behavior. Otherwise it's mostly daddy issues or 'muh feminist eckspression' or good ol' naivete bringing them in if not a mix of all three. Imagine if all women going into porn really were low autism, the contracts they would be made to sign would be absolutely predatory and the industry an absolute horror shitshow that would somehow be even more fucked up than it is today.
You forgot an important point: Young, good-looking girls with no education from bumfuck nowhere who can move to LA, Florida or Las Vegas and earn a few hunderts per day. Of course, only as long as you are fresh. If you haven't made a lasting impact, your rates will drop heavily.
 
Pro wrestling, being extremely predictable and running on conventions of established patterns, is very alluring to autistics for that very reason, look at the terrible youtube streams Phil put out dealing with his latest temporary ban all to try and keep his schedule as on track as possible for his grift after all. At least Derich and his contemporaries like Matt Lopez could count on the performers at the latest special on the network to stick to their routines for entertainment to consume, unlike Phil who changed it up on his #1 fan in his time of streaming need, the dickhead.
There's got to be a connection between professional wrestling fans and people with autism because they're always the ones that seem to be the most into it.
 
Hey guys, we really shouldn't disrespect not only an avid fan and scholar of the arts of internet pornography, but he is also a five star Hulk Hogan General of the Hate Army, representing the United States of Phil. Show some respect for a true national hero. He survived the great tug and pull battle of 2020. *French Horns start playing*
 
Now that I check Derich's twitter every night to see if he posted something good, I've noticed that he does the same part 1 of 20 of his favorite porn stars list like every other day. Now I want to believe that that he's tagging the same porn stars as I don't want to imagine that when he does these lists, that he has a thousands of different porn stars which he tags hoping for a reply, which being on this site and seeing all of the exceptional individuals, that honestly wouldn't shock me if he does tag different porn stars every time

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Now that I check Derich's twitter every night to see if he posted something good, I've noticed that he does the same part 1 of 20 of his favorite porn stars list like every other day. Now I want to believe that that he's tagging the same porn stars as I don't want to imagine that when he does these lists, that he has a thousands of different porn stars which he tags hoping for a reply, which being on this site and seeing all of the exceptional individuals, that honestly wouldn't shock me if he does tag different porn stars every time

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We know that Luna Mills will always be his #1 girl to go too. She's one of the few lesser known that actually reply to his MASSIVE shoutouts.

Imagine if he had a corkboard with lists of female porn stars and he's got lines traced all over the place determining which ones are his favorites and which ones he still has to shoutout. Probably has a filing cabinet dedicated to this stuff too.
 
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